I won't even try to emulate pop-rock singer John Waite's heartfelt ending line of this beautiful ballad from 1989... Instead, i'll share these no less beautiful pictures with you tonight 
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1= wouldn't you love being there with 
Jane, just having fun in the water? 
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2= or maybe an unforgettable night of sex with ladyboy 
V, in a hotel room...
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3= something's tellin' me 
Tunch won't remain "single & available" (as printed on her dress) very much longer...
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4= this is 
Linda, a stunning young cutie (i'd like to see her dressed as a french maid)
5= here's 
Maxim, who reminds me that i'll have to travel to the Philippines if i wanna see one of those ladyboy contests that are so popular there 
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6= i don't think it's necessary to tell you the things i'd do with 
Thays in the back of that minivan...

