Yeah, I was wondering the same thing?

Of course all of you are welcome to visit me in Indianapolis anytime. We could always watch the corn grow, go to the ?Brickyard 400,? hide from one of our many frequent tornadoes in my basement, or perhaps attend a political rally downtown. And of course we could also take in an outdoor concert at the Indiana State Fair.
Or we could go shopping at the local mall:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH5MuBer8qA
Actually if you ever do visit, we can always do what everyone else around here does?go to Chicago!