You guessed it: St. Araqiel!
Sadly, my 360 Red-Ringed on me, and it doesn't look like I'll be able to get a new one anytime soon.
I told Mom a table with shelves and drawers would trap the heat generated by my console, but did she listen? Noooo!
Then again, I don't know if the thing suffered a hardware failure due to overheating or if something else is to blame.