Now that his prediction turned out to be false, the idiot (sorry ... I realize calling him that is an insult to all other idiots) Harold Camping who said the world was ending on May 21 has adjusted his timetable. Saturday was, apparently, only the beginning of a 5-month spiritual period leading up to the destruction of the world on October 21.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...BAH01JK1GT.DTL
So, for all you heathens out there, you have 5 more months to get your "houses in order." As for me, I plan to achieve heaven on earth by sucking as much girl cock and drinking as much cum as I can.