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Originally Posted by franalexes
Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?
It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( that must be why.) It's the leather.
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[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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