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Originally Posted by Enoch Root
I will try, Mentor.
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Mentor, eh?
Like David, Cal, and Jay in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"?
"You plant the seed … then you wait for the seed to grow into a plant, and then you fuck the plant."
Or Mister Miyagi in "The Karate Kid"?
"We make sacred pact. I promise teach ... you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions."
Or Obi-Wan Kenobi in "Star Wars"?
"Use the force, Enoch."
Or Yoda in "Star Wars"?
"Adventure. Excitement. Capitalism. A Jedi craves not these things."
Or just complete the damn assignment and be sure to turn it in when it's due!
