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The following text accompanied this photograph on Lucia's blog:

Meanwhile.. 51 stories above the AVN awards

Fucking is what we do. It?s the heart and soul of the industry. I regret to inform you that I will not be able to make it to the AVNs, as I will be doing what you?re all celebrating.

Matter of fact, I?m looking down on you, thinking happy thoughts, hoping my friend Bailey wins tonight because, all label loyalty aside- she is the only girl who deserves it.

So.. 51 stories above you all, in the tower called Palms Place, I was cavorting and gallivanting nude with a profile regular of mine. To be specific, I was leading him abour on a leash, making him lick my ass and balls and dick and tits while hogtied, pissing in his face, ordering room service on his tab, and getting a complete, full-body tongue bath.

I nearly took his virginity. The only thing that saved him was his ridiculously tight like super glue asshole, and that I lost my last tube of lube somewhere in the condo during the frey of the night.

When you tell me to use you that?s one thing. When you tell me to abuse you, that?s quite another I didn?t get home until after 4am. Got a text on the way out of the buidling from PK telling me that Bailey won. Good job Spud, you earned it.

And I earned a fat fucking stack all week.

Just goes to show that sometimes it's not a great slogan that makes a great advertisement, just some honest words from a service provider. Who else besides me is thinking about a visit to Lucia in Vegas?