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Originally Posted by franalexes
An Englishman, Scot and an Irishman were talking about bars with free drinks. ...
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And since we're posting jokes about the Irish and drinking:
Sister Mary Margaret enters O 'Flynn's liquor shop.
"I'd like to buy a bottle of Jameson", she tells O 'Flynn.
The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too."
"Oh no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father Reilly. His constipation, you know."
O'Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle of Jameson into a bag.
Sister Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.
Later that day, O'Flynn closes shop for the day. On his way home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret. She's rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.
"Sister!" O'Flynn scolds. "And you said it was for Father Reilly's constipation."
"It is," answers Sister Mary Margaret. "When he sees me, he's gonna shit!"