Well ok then - it'll start as soon as I get over the festive period. It may not be pointless trivia about me though (as that would be very boring) just pointless trivia in general...

Though here's one pointless thing about me though - when I was about 5 I could take two pens and write forwards in my right hand and backwards in my left hand. Alas, I don't seem to be able to do it now