It is hunting season in Maine. A hunter got into the deep woods and got lost. After many hours he came to asmall clearing. A small cottage and outside was a witch stirring a large kettle with a long spoon. This wasn't your ordinary witch for this one was absolutly gorgeous!
The hunter approached her and asked what she was doing.
"I'm making a baby", sshe eplied.
"That's not how to make a baby . Let's go inside and I'll show you."
After the hunter was finished and "unloaded".
the witch asked," where's the baby?"
"Oh, the baby will be here in 9 months."
"NINE MONTHS ! What did you stop stirring for!"