My old mother used to sing a song to rile my dad whenever she caught him side-eyeing pretty girls. Came from World War 2 I believe. It was called, " The Long and the Short and the Tall " ! ( Actually, I think it was referring to fellers )
Who cares as long as they've got warm lips, warm heart and warm welcoming arms, whoever they are ? ( Discreetly I omit the excitable parts of their anatomy )
Fran is almost getting me a touch jealous ! What a following, and a sharp sense of humour too. Shameless Hussy ! ! ( Don't really mean that, of course )