Be like dad and not like sis'.
Raise the seat before you piss.
You may sit down, but don't stand back.
Be up close before you jack'.
I've said before but repeat again,
'tis not the length of hose that counts
but the nozzle on the end.
Can't pee now?
Too far from camp?
Girls use a stopper,
Guys use a clamp.
When you are old and cannot see,
please remember how to pee.
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