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Originally Posted by shadows
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the passing of George Steinbrenner!  |
Sorry, you're right, his passing deserves to be mentioned.
I was taught by my grandmother never to speak ill of the dead (she, by the way, never followed her own rule). So before posting this, I contacted her via a seance and asked her what to do. She said, "Steinbrenner, that
shtick drek? Pull no punches, boychik!"
So, here goes:
Good riddance, George Steinbrenner. I despise what you did to baseball. I only wish that the long-term negative effects your outrageous financial behavior have had on the game, that have created the greatest lack of parity among the teams in any of the major sports in the United States, would die an ignominious death along with you, so you can both rot together in hell where you belong.
You should be buried just off first base, in the basepath of one of the stadiums used by a team that can't compete with the Yankees because of money, so that players as they dance off first preparing to steal second will be dancing on your grave.
On the other hand, I hear he did give some of his filthy luchre to charity.