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Originally Posted by shadows
Yuck. Nothing like that. 
She used to love Orange Crush. She would pester and pester for it. She also really loved Cream of Mushroom soup. I told her that she could not have an Orange Crush until she ate her supper. Since she loved that soup so much I decided to make some up for her. I opened the can, turned it upside down, and let it plop down into a plastic bowl. With the quivering mass of congealed soup placed in front of her, I proceeded to open a different can of Orange Crush and drank it in front of her. It took years before she could eat Cream of Mushroom soup again.
And before anyone says "You beast! How could you?", I must remind them that it is in the handbook of the Big Brother. You must tease younger siblings whenever you can(especially younger sisters). You make up for that by making sure that no pieces of shit ever hurt them, and I was quite successful in that so it makes me a good big brother in the grand scheme of things.  |
What, exactly, does this have to do with new movies?
