At a game between the Leafs and the Habs, a fan suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens of flying bottles.
"There's nothing to worry about, lad," said the elderly chap siting next to him. "It's like the bombs during the war. You won't get hit unless the bottle's got your name on it."
"That's just what I'm afraid of," said the fan. "My name's Johnny Walker."
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