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FOX NEWS announces "She's Back!!!!"
With fresh wholesome milk-filled boobs, MEGYN KELLY is back to soothe tired CNN eyes and MSNBC lies, keep your TVs tuned to FOX weekdays at ONE!
Keith Olberman said-
"I'll give you three Rachel Maddows for one Megyn Kelly!!!"
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab said-
"She makes a bomb go off in my underpants!!!"
Brian Williams announced-
"Brilliant! Hee Haw meets Walter Conkrite!"
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