[zcat1956]

:-o
Ass play did you say? Well I NEVUH... .... at least not with you.... :-) Yet .

Mah gud nuss. I had no ideyah this wud be a "tell awl of mah secruts" kind uv uh chat ruum. Lean closuh and awl let y'all in on a few of my decade old collecshun of "inanimut luvahs..."
(Just practicing up for my weekend in Savannah and Jacksonville next week) :-o

I have cherished a number of shampoo bottles, but few are seamless Ah ayam veruh gud with a small slip ov emereh papuh).

Here in Kansas carrots can be gotten and both oriental and Mexican grocers in the "ovuhsighs fuhrm" (and she winked when she said that).

Hairbrush handles have been my "emergency friend" more than once. But the softer the rubber, the more of the tell tale aroma is conserved (and thayt ain't musk hunneh).

My grandmother had a penchant for collecting salt and pepper shakers and of course, most are not "entry friendly" if you take my meaning. But so much the better to camouflage a few moretall skinny conical variety, of which you can actually order to your own satisfaction from a ceramics hobby shop near you. Painted as lighthouses, silos, clowns... you think one up and TELL ME now.

Oh if only I could have one of you rock hard penis bearers at my beck and call like I do my toys.

I doo declayuh, I have gone on and guv away ulmost haylf ov mah secruts. Yore turn boyz, I am dying and sighing to heyah some mower uv yore own secrut littul luvvahs.
(Ok I promise to never do that again...but only if YOU folks post too...er without the amateur accents) :-)