I think that the whole 2012 thing is BS. Just because the calendar ends every year doesn't mean that the whole world is gonna end.
Nostradamus needs to lay off the Ergot tainted cornbread.
The the singularity will only happen if someone divides by zero
AND turns on the Large Hadron Collider at the same time.
The stars have probably been aligning on me constantly which would explain the neverending shitty luck that oh so wonderfully follows me. That one is out.
The Apocalypse? Only if it is Ragnarok, The Viking Apocalypse. I look forward to the day when I may fight alongside Thor and the legions of Viking warriors.
The second coming of Christ. He is probably so disgusted with humanity that he doesn't care anymore and has left us to destroy ourselves. Either that or multiple Santa's will show up to save a robot along with his friend Jesus*(see pic below)
WWIII? Hopefully WWZ! I also relish the prospect of a zombie apocalypse.
TEOTWAWKI? Probably not, unless ObaMao gets reelected and decides to destroy America for good. Sarah Palin, while being a smoking hot MILF, is also a bad choice. I hope that Ron or Rand Paul will be the leader that we are looking for.