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Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman
GySgt Hartman: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
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Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?