You know you’ve had a really bad day when you find out your pregnant, and your mom is too.
You know you’ve had a really bad day when you go into the post office, come back out, get into your convertible and realize, hey I’ve never had a convertible.
You know you’ve had a bad when the cops pull you over for looking like a suspect on America’s most wanted.
You know you’ve had a bad day when you go to pick up your pay check from work and they hand you a bill.
You know you’ve had a bad when you go to church and the priest hands you a list of ins that God will forgive you for and ones he won’t.
You know you’ve had a bad day when you come home to a burning bag of shit on your front porch.
You know you've had a bad day when you find yourself standing
more then 10 minutes in an express checkout line.
You know you've had a bad day when you think your bra is on backwards
and come to find out its not.