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Originally Posted by JodieTs
I have another question. A sensible question.
A question that will tax your IQ to its very limits and stretch the
sinews of your knowledge to bursting point.
The question is this:
Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite,
would you like a toasted tea-cake?
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Well, you know the old saying "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." I don't subscribe to that at all. I am much more of the persuasion; "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts." True altruism is very rare, and so I have to consider what the giver is wanting in return, whether they are aware of their expectations or not. First off; your 2 givens are nonsensical so I am instantly on guard since you have already placed unkwowable conditions on your offer. Then I have to ask; what is a toasted tea cake? So off I go to Wikipedia and they don't sound too bad.... so at least you aren't offering hagis or some other questionable delicacy. So then I have to wonder what your motive is. Are you just being polite and wish to commune with another over tea, or do you have some ulterior motive. Perhaps you crave my body and wish to do perform evil deeds upon my tender flesh.
Or maybe the reverse is true.
In any case I would probably accept since it might be interesting. Of course I would have my escape planned in case of need.
