A Brunette,A Redhead and A Dumb Blonde.
An evil genie captured a brunette,a redhead and a dumb blonde and banished them all to the desert for a week. The genie allowed them each to bring one thing.
The brunette brought a canteen so she wouldn't die of thirst.
The redhead brought an umbrella so she could keep the sun off.
The dumb blonde brought a car door, so if it got too hot out, she could just roll down the window.

sue b
(short&sweet)