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Old 09-22-2009
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Default Uncle Emory goes golfing

My Uncle Emory went golfing one day with his regular foursome except Dr. Mufflemire didn't show up. So it was just Uncle Em, Rabbi Hinkleman, and Bubba Brown, a local oilman. Just before the rabbi is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game".
The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle.
She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget."
The guys think, "what a deal!'
The rabbi walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup."
Bubba walks up and says, "Don't listen to the rabbi: aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup."
Uncle Emory looks at both of them in disgust, walks over and picks up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
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