How are blondes and turtles alike?
When they're on their back, they're fucked.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on top of her head?
All you can eat under a buck.
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[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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