[randolph]

A Horny mans last resort

by perfectdrug

I've not fucked for weeks
I'm in a sexual drought
Tugged on my cock
'til the last drop dripped out

None-stop beating off
My meat's tenderized
Got all redtube and youporn
both memorized

I'm so tired of wanking
Yet too horny to sleep
I'm stuck counting trannys
coz i'm all outta sheep

What can i do?
I'm craving wet tgirls
I've unloaded a sperm bank
and got both hands pregnant

I'm left with only two choices
But gay's just not my way
It's out of my hands
i'll just have to pay