Hi there.
Guy at surplus store sees this guy looking and looking but didn't seem to find waht he was looking for, as he is about to go to him to try to help him, he comes to him.
Looking nervously around as if to see if he was being followed, he asked the salesman: where are the explosives?
The salesman anseweres: Oh, em, isle C4.
The nervous guy goes there and looks and looks.
Another salesman comes up to his co worker and sais: I think that he's a terrorist, shouldn't we call the FBI or something?
The 1st salesman ansewers: no need he's a suicide bomber.
the second salesman sais: So if you're sure he's a suicide bomber why NOT call the FBI?
The first salesman ansewers: Because of 2 things first he IS a suicide bomber and we don't have explosives.
The second salesman sais: So, i still think we should call the FBI.
The first salesman anseweres: since he IS a suicide bomber and these guys are so stupid that he'll keep looking for the explosives untill he dies.
JohnDowe.
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