I remember when
 

I remember when i had to try and convince a bouncer at the pub that i was really 18 so i could have a beer at the bar

What do you remember from yesterday ?

I rember being able to pee standing up :lol: Jennifer

I remember holding Hazel in my arms as we slow danced to " Fade into you " by Mazzy Star and i kissed her gently on those soft pouty lips ... then i woke up and remembered i'm ugly and alone. Ah to sleep perchance to dream.

:lol:That's very funny!!!:lol:

I remember the first time i fantasied about sex with a Tgirl. I was still in school! She was wearing latex :D

i remember when i first hooked up with my fantasy ... no disappointments

I remember when there was no internet and you had to go to certain convenience stores or newstands to buy porno mags!! :eek:

I can remember as a teen my heart pounding as I walked up to the counter with a coke or something and a copy of "Penthouse" , not knowing for sure if the clerk would sell it to me or not! (they always did! :lol: )

i remember as a kid searching for empty bottles to return for the deposit money and every now and then you would stumble upon a stack of porn mags
.... jackpot !

Thats the funniest thing ive read in a while:respect:

Porny Memories...
 

I used to do the same thing! I grew up in the country, so I collected old pop bottles and later beer cans for the fun of it, and every so often would find a stash of discarded mags. A treasure beyond compare to a 13 or 14 year old!!
I remember my Mom finding them on occasion, and she would always demand "Where did you get these?" and I would always answer (honestly) "I found them!" Penthouse and Club were the best finds...Playboy and Oui were good, but tame, and Hustler was too gross! Ah, those were the days!
Simple pleasures...:D

Haven't bought one or even read a mag in years....I think a Penthouse cost around 9 or 10 bucks now! I remember when they were $2 or 3 bucks!

I Remember--------first porn
 

When I was around 10 or so I remember looking though my uncle Donny's PLAYBOY collection which were stashed in the bunkhouse out on the ranch. This was in the late sixties and the interesting thing is that my Grandmother had subscribed to it for Donny who was around 17 at the time. Pretty enlightened lady for those days.

Another early source was some racy men's magazines that I found behind the seat of a US Government truck that was parked out on the farm. My first exposure to the art of Bill Ward. I still save Bill's work when I find it on the Internet.

Gia Darling in Hustler
 

I remenber when Gia Darling was in Hustler magazine. I remember that it made more than one guy uneasy to realize that Gia turned him on. :lol:

In our modern world ..... i think mags are still cool , something about holding a mag is still good , many say the internet is killing mags but i think they will be around for a while yet

I rember when gas was a buck a gallon :yes: Jerseygirl Jen

Ya, me too.

I remember when a mars bar was full size !

I remember when i first got a computer , some one dropped in and said hey you more than one pprogram open .... i shit myself and turned it off

these days i would just say 'chill out dude'

I remember windows 98 ...... i hate the way things keep changing all the time

..... if it aint broke dont fix it !

I remember my old Sega Megadrive (genesis) oh wait, i still have it!! haha

I know what you mean.

I rember when Mortal Kombat II for SEGA was the hottest game around
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

it was a HOT game for me !
only fought female to female
what a turn on I had :turnon::turnon::turnon:

Thks 4 the 'remembers' Jen

I always played the girl in blue and had the deadly fans or was it the Sai's? sorry been a long time since i played the game


:eek: Jerseygirl Jen

That was Princess Kitana and her weapon of choice bladed fans , now her doppelganger was Mileena she wielded sais. My character was Sub-Zero and Scorpion. ;) And MK1 ruled the Genesis as it had the blood and the SNES had "sweat" oh and i remember when i got that game , my grandmother got it for me and it was on my bed when i got home from school. :)

Sub Zero was fun to kill
:pJerseygirl Kitana :lol:

First time shopping for pantys
 

My first dildo....
 

I remember playing with my dildo for the first time in my life.It happened in August of 1997.Actually I didn't know what size to start with as I was very nervous and the idea of putting the cock shaped dildo in my anus was making me very gulty but I couldn't resist the temptation.I used the small size dildo first and I felt so ashamed of myself next day when I came to work.I kept saying to myself that I would not put anything in my ass anymore but the same day I bought a bigger dildo and I was playing with it all night.So this is how my history started.....:turnon:

Lacey what size you up to now? ;) And have you tried the real deal?

I rember my mom having black vinyl discs called record ablums
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

I remember buying if you want blood by ac/dc (LP) it was the first record i can remember buying , today i went to an opportunity shop to see if they had any cassettes ...... my old van doesn't have a radio , sad but true

I rember when MTV showed nothing but music videos
:lol: Jerseygirl Jen

Yes you are so right !!!!!

But dont worry you can always change the channel or better still pick up that guitar and learn .... its great fun , although any girl i have ever tried to teach a few things always looks so sad when i say 'you have to cut your nails'

Fraid not as i have no musical talent what so ever :no: Is MTV even still on the air? I haven't watched it since i was a teen


:cool: Jerseygirl Jen

Mmmm.......and you like to add a little something to make it more stimulating, don't you. Think you've managed to do that quite well, Janae!

Diana

i remember my father showing around our family from a further distance in our house and the moment he showed them the construction of my bed by lifting up the matrace where my porno mags were hidden. moment of glory! :cool:

I remember being drunk last night.

if you remember ...... you were not drunk enough! :(

I agree with you there.:yes:

I remember when i fell in love ;)

So do i, I drove past and i had to turn around and go back, When i did it was love at first site in the parking lot there she was a 94 blue Corvette and i had to have her yes it was true love


:inlove: Jerseygirl Jen

Those Were the Days
 

I remember when gas was twenty-five cents a gallon and would sell for even less during a gas war (competition among local filling stations to win customers by charging the lowest price).

But were the feelings mutual?:)

I think so, After all if you were a Corvette would you rather be owned and drivin by a middle aged balding over weight man or by a young sexy girl?

:cool: Jerseygirl Jen

You have a good point Jen. If I was a Corvette then definitely I would want you to be my driver.

AHH thanks[insert blush icon]


:) Jerseygirl Jen

Its always a quick divorce once your love becomes 'unreliable' and starts to splutter

Before Windows came
 

I saw with bulging eyes, the first functional mother board at the institute. We ran small programs in Assembly language. And then whoosh! Assembly language is out of vogue in front of basic!

I remember when I had to push in 3 floppies one after the other in order to load Lotus123. That was before Wordstar and Excel era. I had to mention the row and column number in order to access a spot on the screen.

Then came the mouse and Windows and I was so fascinated by those new concepts. God, I was nostalgic for Lotus123. I wouldnt let it go. And GW Basic, Qbasic...:innocent:. I had to work so hard to master them and suddenly they were obsolete! Damn!

The same sequence of events rocked the C language and Visual basic. Then I dated with Flash actionscript and Director Lingoscript for a while.
Wham, bam, thank you programmer.
They were replaced by Actionscript3.0 and better things. And I wondered,
Will I go on learning a new language or program every year?
How many languages will I have to learn in a single lifetime?
Will I be a student forever?

So I said, What the hell!
Changed gears and chucked programming all togather:cool:

And started with Animation.... And me and Annie will go on living happily everafter.;)

I am probably the same age , just didn't go through all that stuff , still haven't , you guys are the true pioneers

Windowless perspective
 

I worked with DOS in my childhood.
I started computing at the last phase of Lotus-123.
Bill Gates had not yet bought Wordstar and Excel.
Windows was yet to come. But Assembly language
& Basic were already goners.

I wonder why did they make us study obsolete languages so hard!!
Morons! What a waste of our time! We could be studying C, C++,
which were on full swing at that era! The Education Dept. is still filled with incompetent, Unimaginative people.

As soon as Bill Gates bought Excel, Wordster and launched Windows with office suite, an invisible war began to get the contenders out of the scene. So, Lotus Suite had to go. MsExcel took it's place. Wordstar became MsWord. Gates bought small programmes like Paint and what not! And DOS experts had nothing else to do but suck thumbs!:p

Those who stuck with DOS, Basic or C, did so only as a hobby, out of nostalgia for those fine programmes... and labeled themselves as the Old School. The "Brave New World" had no longer any room for outdated technology.

Regarding modern languages, I think Java is here to stay, C++ is still at work beneath the surface. But .Net, magnificent as it is, will be relaced by some new toy out of the sleeve of Bill Gates. He will do this to keep pace with the competition and also for earning another pile of billions. Businessmen dont like it peaceful and stagnant.