I Need Two Men
 

I''ll clean, for everyone's safety, I stay out of the kitchen. ;)

What's the dress code?
 

Am I gonna have to wear a ballgag or a studded collar?

Hi Fran, U had me going 4 a minute. OK i'll play, I'll make a grilled skinless chicken breast w/ seasoned herbs a side of green beans and little white potatoes drizzled w/ a cream sauce. So am i in?

I know of at least one volunteer, who is absolutely for real, and Fran knows him, too. He happens to be a pretty good cook. But I bet almost anything she will keep this in the realm of "fantasy."

Me too....
 

As with a previous poster, you had me. It reminds me of the joke about the guy who asks the hooker her price. "I have three prices," she replies, "$100 for a blowjob, $150 for vaginal or anal and, for $200 I'll do anything you want." "Anything?" the man asks. "ANYTHING," she says. "Great," the man replies as he hands her two crisp one-hundred dollar bills, "Paint my house!".

lol i need 2 men too

i need two men too!!!

Of course it would be Fran to write something like that. Well I taught my wife to cook,but I don't do the exotic. Cleaning, let me say this , if I didn't do it it wouldn't get done.
But I won't throw my hat into the ring because Fran deserves more than an average looking guy to watch bending over (a hot stove or to make the bed). And just what would her neighbors think with a guy who looks like he came out of the time zone circa 1700-1800's

I am equal to 2 men :rolleyes:

Please take me :p :)

What a wonderful world it would be , I'm with you sister :yes: S.I.G. Jennifer