I'm gonna see a TS escort
 

I'm gonna see a TS escort soon and I'm gonna pay for her to fuck me and I to suck her.What shoul i expect,i already saw pictures of her?Should i bring a condom,will she have one?Help me out here , It's my first time doing this kind of thing.:)

She should supply condoms and lube,
but I would suggest you take your own.

Remember, condoms are more likely to break during anal sex, unless you use a lube. Also make sure the lube is designed to be safe with condoms.

Also, douche as no one wants to get their penis covered in poo!

If you want to receive, make sure you are clean inside. When I visit an escort and want to be submissive (not often) it is the thing I fret most about.

Take a condom with you, but generally she will provide everything for you. I've never been with an escort who wasn't totally prepared.

Be nice! Don't just go in expecting a fuck. Be a gentleman, talk and get to know her. Take a bottle of wine or something...

I generally only go for escorts who provide a full GFE. It makes the whole thing more intimate, so I generally go for around 2-3 hours.

For those who don't know: GFE stands for GirlFriend Experience.

Thank goodness you clarified that, Enoch Root. I thought he meant "I generally only go for escorts who provide a full Good Faith Estimate," or perhaps ones who provide Government Furnished Equipment. ;)

Your sarcasm is noted.

Hey, I thought the winking emoticon got me off the hook. :yes: :no: :innocent: :blush:

Let me think...no.

Well, then, perhaps we should introduce GFyE to the lexicon. :lol:

What? GFyE?

Do I really need to spell it out for you?

G as in "go" ...

How about: YAaCS?

Or has this exchange devolved into immaturity?

Well, if that means what I think (i.e., not Young Adult and Children's Services at the library, or that interview software), then yes, I am, and proud of it, and wish I was one right this minute.

Let's stop now and let this thread get back to whatever the hell it was about to begin with.

Truce and goodwill and brotherhood.

Latex not best
 

I suggest Polyurethane condoms which are now quite thin, easy to use, and have quite sufficient stretch. Latex, even with good lubrication, still has a tendency to tug slightly at delicate membranes, and the mucosa of the colon are pretty delicate. Whatever you decide on, move gently early on, relax, and make clear what you are going to do or want.

So, go to it and enjoy ! !

P.S. Any chance of Kiss n Tell ? ;)

Thanks for the explanation, Enoch.:) I had no idea what it meant.:blush:

OFFS !!!! Just DO IT!!!!!!
Or continue on....and on......and on.....
clock is ticking, life passing by.......dont let your epitaph read..."once thought about....and talked about......"....
Go for it and live a life that you dream about - make it real.......then post and tell us all about it - every single detail........

parr
 

Hope everthing goes ok.

Condom
 

In this day and age, you can't be too careful when having intimate relations with anyone.

Have you considered a Full Body Condom ?? :innocent:

any update on how your experience went? :)