What are some things you put in your ass?
 

What are some things you guys like to put up there?

A big, rock-hard :drool:cock:drool:.:turnon::turnon::coupling:

I put a banana, my fingers, water to clean me, hehe i love the banana
I even put the eating part of the banana in my ass so it smells good mmm

I'v put bananas and carrots in my ass. I like to put my fingers in my ass. I like to use a dildo in my ass. But the best is some ones cock. I just love to feel things in my ass.:turnon::coupling:

i use an axe can, body spray bottle, a febreeze can, and other random objects... im trying to work my way up to a coke can but i can't seem to make it.

groceries!
 

I've put carrots (wrapped in a condom) up my ass.
When I was shopping today I was thinking wow, they are like fat little dicks - I chose the ones that I thought would be must fun to fuck with :):turnon:

a meaty cock jeje :p

I like a dildo up my arse but the best is a vibrator. Put right in and turn it on, the vibrations are incredible and so are the orgasms!!

an inflatable butt plug :lol::lol::lol:

You said that with such conviction!:cool:

Toilet paper?:p

So far, just a finger or two.

Inflatable butt plugs are the best. But I've also had screwdriver handles, a huge shampoo bottle, and once almost my entire hand. It's been a long time and I'm working up to it again. I also want to work on a 20oz soda bottle... yummy.

Of course, a cock too, I had one so long ago when it was just boys fooling around... but i can't even remember that. I want one so bad now.

ya:innocent:;):D
Screwdrivers, shampoo bottles, pop bottles ouch!!:lol: Just be careful, I wouldn't want you to get hurt.

I have an old highlighter that works surprisingly well. It's about as long as a biro and about 2cm in diameter. It's perfect for some gentle probing. I use my fingers sometimes as well, but unless I'm really gentle I always end up with shit on my hands, even if I've taken a dump before hand.

ass toys
 

I started with fingers, pens, dowels, but have worked my way up to dildos, vibrators, cucumbers in condoms are fantastic, so firm to begin with, long and wide they fill you so completly, but nothing compares to a real living, long hard cock.

Conviction can be a very good thing.;):cool::innocent::)

Unless it somehow involves the penal(not penile;)) system!:eek::lol:

I like putting my fingers. I've also used little shampoo bottles. Once I used a cock-shaped shaving machine in a condom... It was the biggest thing I've ever put in there...!

:turnon:Well,start with less that 1 inches cucumber,some others cucumbers,egplants,bottles of any sizes,last one is 1.5 litters,around 3.5 inches,so,pretty much every thing that fit...:turnon:

A nice thick hard cock :drool: :D
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

I don't know, prison might be nice. Just think of all those cocks that need sucknig or a tight hole to fill.:innocent::rolleyes::lol:

other than cock, mostly cucumbers and bananas.

I insert a carton of Dannon Yogurt, the probiotics are good for intestinal health.

A mans big hard cock is my fav!!

Dildos, vibes, pens, water balloons, tampons, carrots, cucumbers, courgettes, bananas, candles, home made toys (the thicker the better), broom handles, fingers, thumbs, fist, sausages, bottles, and recently it's been a plunger stuck to the wall plus lots of warm water (giving me a cute little bloated belly and making me dream about being pregnant. Not that I ever can be though.. :( ).

Whatever I can get. ;)

SR.

That may be true, but you can get all of that outside of prison with no chains...er... strings attached!;)

I'm not a big fan of random objects. So far it's only been fingers or a dildo/vibrator. There's a nice looking butt-plug I have my eye on though, which I'm planning on purchasing sometime soon :heart:

I don't think I'll ever be in jail. But if I were to be, it can't be that bad...
Learning how to suck cock and learning how to take it like a bitch... I could do that...

I kinda wanna get fucked, but I can't seem to find someone who wants to do me. :(

Anyone might know any T-girl or guy to fuck me? I wanna know how it feels to have a real :turnon: in my ass... :innocent:

big:turnon::coupling:

Big cock? What do you mean? :D
I just want to feel a cock in me for once... can you help me with that? :cool:

just dildos petite mediums bigs , a few time a starwars lightsable, a darth vader light sable was a funny thing.

No toys:no: just a nice COCK.:yes::turnon::turnon:

Ya, you've got a point. Butt, sometimes it's nice to have a ;)captive;) audience.:lol::lol:

2 Doctors were talking shop at the hospital and this subject came up. " I found the strangest things stuck in peoples rectums when i began my residency , the weirdest being a light bulb. " the other doctor replied " I had to remove a GI Joe doll once."

:o

One Dr. saw the light at the end of the tunnel and the other rescued Snakeyes from a browneye. lol

Who would shove a light bulb up their ass? I've heard about it happening before, butt I still can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to do it.

three of my fingers, the skinny end of a beer bottle, and a flashlight, still looking for that hard shecock or strap-on of a beautiful woman who like to fuck men in their tight asses.

That is also true, but you always seem to be able to captivate us here no problem at all!;):cool:

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I start with one finger, then two and afterwards I use an inflateable butt plug. I also use vegetables like carrots and cucumbers because its turning on to eat them lateron.:turnon:

Looks cool, I might have to try one.

What can I stick up my backside if I don't have any foods?
I have a small drinking-bottle, but there's no skinny end, so it's still too large! :(

Please help? :)

[QUOTE=JimPGr;118896]I like putting my fingers. I've also used little shampoo bottles.QUOTE]

Travel shampoo bottles were my first experiments, but I've also enjoyed fingers, vibrators (egg and phalus), and the grip of a vibrating shaver.

This isn't anal, but I've also found that the shavers with the built-in moisturizing/lathering bar are fun to suck on (the handle end of course).

Here are some pics of my recent play, any one think i could make a good shemale

nothing so far

All of those "objects" are fine--done carrots, cukes, vibes, dildo's. razors,broom handles etc but there is nothing like a warm hard cock attached to another human being. :turnon::coupling:

I don't put nothing up my butt other then a nice hard shemales dick!.:turnon:

things put in my ass
 

+i have been putting things in my ass for years now i love big toys have big fat dildos and long ones to go deep ive used 20oz bottles cucumbers and egg plants love feeling it streatch open:turnon:

I've had butt plug, fingers, 8" dildo and a shemale cock that was the best.

I take big cocks, dildos or a small fist. :yes:

up there
 

dildos corrots cukes and kilbassa but a man feels so much better;):inlove:

I started with fingers, candles, dowels, dildos, vibrators, carrots, cucumbers or sausages in condoms are fantastic, so hard to begin with, long and wide they fill you so completely, but nothing compares to a real long hard cock. i still use anal plug, and tampons in large size.

I'm using the following every once and then: http://base0.googlehosted.com/base_m...f7ce0945&hl=de, it certainly does it's job (it's cream liqueur, originally):blush:

I use my fingers and my vibrating razor (I take the blade off of course, but the handle is great for playing). But my favorite thing (and the best dildo alternative I have) is a Halloween flashlight type thing. It has a big pumpkin on the top and a nice, long, smooth handle. I can stick into my asshole all the way down to the pumpkin. It feels amazing.

I just wish I could get a cock up there. I need to find a guy/t-girl that will fuck me.

I once put a bunch of marbles in my ass to see what it would feel like if I walked around with them in there. It was an odd experience. Other than that, I've only had lady dong in my ass.

just use my fingers and sumtimes sum fat pens i have haha

I am an ass virgin ... i am waiting for the right girl (w/cock) to come around and pop my cherry the right way...with a big load of girl cum flooding my tight ass.:inlove:

I fingered myself earlier today...

Well said lolz :innocent::turnon::inlove:

I started at about 15 with candles or a small statue representing a naked woman
Later, good dildo

Up my ass
 

Hopefully these look alright, so were take quite awhile ago.

glutton for punishment
 

Just a few more

bananas,carrots,dildos ranging from 4" to 10" ,candles,butt plugs, plastic bottles,cuccumbers(my favorite)

What! Cucumber is your favorite? I thought the penis was...

I only have try it with pencils:blush:

femslutwhore
 

i love to finger my love hole till it goes all puffy and feels like vagina and fuck my self with anything cucumbers, vibrators, make my own out of condoms like the one i am sitting on now so i am all juicy and wet thinking about cocks shooting hot come in me yummy

Are cucumbers safe? Safety is the only thing keeping me from trying this.

a nice firm and smallllllllish banana ( was that already suggested?? ) :p

A dozen marshmallows! Soak them in warm water and see how long you can hold them.

Please PM with times and comets.

Sharpies, candles, handles of various kitchen utensils, and my new favorite is a mini plunger I bought recently. It's just the right size and cost less than $1.50. Great investment ;)

Here are my toys, that small glass one is in my ass as a type, its my fav, small enough to be comfortable for long periods of time. The black one doesn't even fit, the purple one I can only take sometimes. You may have guessed, my ass is reeeeeeally tight, if you don't believe me, you'll just have to find out;)

Who likes the other ones???

Bingo!

To be precise, a worm saveloy sausage in a condom :drool:

I used a small lavalamp i found the other day, but still not as good as cock

things up your ass
 

my personal favorite is the prosate massager very nice if you want a orgasm without touching your self.... A friend of mine is a nurse and works in the emergency room of a local hospital in a good sized city and at least 3x a week someone is comeing in with something stuck there.... Once a guy died he had a glass bottle up there and it broke so he died of internal bleeding...

here is her list
candles
bottles
various sex toys
cucs,squash,carrot(for those vegetarians)
lightbulbs(very dangerous)
plastic bottles
pens
q tips
hot dogs ,sauages ,kelbasa
mousse can
marbles
various medal tools

she says you can do some serious damage f not carefull

404 Error lol bet that was hard

Did it ever occur to you that the link has expired, and that it was real when Keliana posted it?

Sorry guys but i never put in anything strange or kinky :no:
So really the only thing put in my ass was a nice big hard cock
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

I started out with a finger (like most?) There was a plastic hairbrush with a nice, flared handle that I worked with for quite a while. Very nice on the prostate. Lately I have tried a dildo. Didn't quite make it. Have to start with a smaller one.

fruit and veg works for me. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots.. I count them towards my 5 a day. ;)

I was having fun with a dildo last night, took some pictures too. :p

My list is fairly simple. Anal beads, fingers, dildos, tongues, and cock.