homemade dildos
 

wats the best to use thanks if u replie

get a metal cigar case,

trap several large angry wasps inside it.

This makes a cheap alternative vibrator.

lol nice one babe x

make one of ice. Fill a container with water, then when it solidifies, remove the container, you'll get another sensation with that too.

I bought a big cucumber the other day, It was a bit too big and made my arse bleed, but god it felt fantastic as it stretched my tight little hole.:yes::turnon::respect:

Fruits and vegetables can be good, just be careful not to try putting something too large in ;) I personally used to put bananas up there, even slipping it into a condom to get a slightly closer-to-reality feel sometimes.

But if you can, really... get a dildo - I like the realistic ones, those with veins and everything. It's a different/better feeling, and it is always available when you need it ;)

i use my hand!

if i get it lubed upe enough i can almost get my entire hand in my ass. it feels heavenly, other than that i jus finger my ass like crazy.

or i use the handle of a plastic plunger

okay hung i'm confused. are you F2M cos you like women and want to have sex with them in a straight way, or because you like men but want to have sex with them in a gay way?

Household objects to substitute dildoes
 

I know of some of the regular things that people say like cucumbers. but what are some of the other ones not generally known. i'd like ansswers from men and women of all kinds;)

I'm personally not a bottom myself but if I were I'd say that pole from those 100 blank CD spindles might be a good substitute.

I just finished burning a music mix so I suppose that's where I got the idea.

generally I prefer vegetables and eggplants are my favourite.
You can use even glass or plastic bottles

hair brush handle,

lol at the cd spindle idea, it would be good if those things didn't have seams at the top, you can't have any sharp plastic seams on anything going up your butt!

I agree, the idea is awesome and funny:D, but... a little hazardous to my precious ass-pussy.:(

would be a good stable base, n no worry about it dissapearing inside... unless ur goatse guy, lol.

Breaking news!! I found one of my cd spindles and the top of it was rounded-off. so i tried it and worked perfectly. i was on it so long last night that i never thought i would take it out. thanks for the suggestion.:respect:

i have used some different things I have found. I have one of those mini-bats that are maybe 1" round. That thing works great. I also have used cucumbers. My GF has fucked me with a strap on a couple times now and that is just AMAZING!!!

One of my first probes was a candle. The heat/movement of the action slowly morphed the shape though, LOL.

cigar tube is good for me

Top tip: trap a few angry wasps inside the cigar tube to make it into a vibrator.

Ohhh, I'll have to check the huge heap of empty CD spindles under my bed n see if I have any like that.

I was wondering what you guys meant by sharp at the tip. The ones I have are like yours and are rounded off.

Glad to have been able to help! :cool:

You obviously have not been enlightened by 1man1jar.com

yeah that is some nasty shit

That's horrible! Makes you not want to put anything else in your ass besides solid phalic objects...wonder what he told the doctor???

...also, how's he gonna crap until it heals??? 2girls1cup is gross but glass in your ass is just mortifying! :confused: Then the question is, why would he put that vid online?... or, how did it get online?... :frown:

BTW, I've used cucumbers, carrots, plunger handles, tried a beer bottle (unsuccessful, hurts, and after seeing 1guy1cup, don't think I wanna try it again), and a skinny shaving cream container...I'm sure there are some other household objects I've used but can't think of any others right now... :rolleyes:

:lol: That's some imagination you've got.. :respect:

For your sake i hope that tube don't break. :no:

Thanks
 

Sorry i haven't replied for a while. but i haven't been on for a week.These are some really good ideas guys and i'd like to thank you a lot for giving them to me. Oh and about the plunger handle, i have used that before and it felt great.

I've never tried....
 

I've never tried any vegetable but I may try.I have only used dildos and vibrators on myself and this thread is an excellent excuse to place some pics of me playing with my plastic friend:turnon::coupling:

WOW that's pretty damn hot!:turnon:

I find big fat cucumbers are good. If you get a long one it can be wedged against something while you ride up and down the length of it.

I use a good ole fashioned penis shaped dildo with a suction cup base. It even has testicles.

Before I insert it, or impale myself on it, I make sure everything is clean and sanitary, use plenty of lube, and stretch myself out beforehand with a penis shaped butt plug.

Hey, its what the Mistress told me to get a few years back when I was serving her. I had to obey. ;)

interesting thread... never tried

I've never tried vegetables before. It sounds cool, I'm gonna have to try it some time.

when I was in high school, I bought a maybe 1 or 1.5 inch diameter candle and carved it into a dildo, haha. worked great, until one day I got overly ambitious and tried to drill a hole down the center so it could cum in my ass, and it broke :rolleyes:

when I got my first debit card, the first thing I did was go online and buy myself a real dildo. my favorite one I ever had was the Gia Darling futurotic dong

it's based on a mold of gia darling's beautiful cock. trust me, after trying that thing, household objects could never satisfy again. its not just solid rubber, the 'skin' is a different material from the core, so its softer, and moves a little independently from the inside, much more realistic. alas, I had to throw it away when I went off to college, didn't want to worry about that getting discovered by nosy floormates, haha

Just tried using a CD spindle in the shower for the first time. Have a 100, but it seemed a little big! So I used a 50, fits in perfectly and felt so so good, I jacked for about minute then came! Feels so so good, gonna try sit on it for a bit longer tonight, just work my ass and try to build myself up mmmmm I can't wait that long!

I know what u mean.

I have used a cucumber before and enjoyed it. Lately I have been using the handle of a battery powered screwdriver its nice and thick. Also used a pickle there a lot softer than a cucumber of course.:yes:

There are a tons of things you can use. Vegetables being number one. As some other people said, never use anything made of glass. Things can go from good to bad to horrible in a millisecond. :no:

i use vagetables but i prefer.....
 

i use vegetables but i prefer use a carrot in my as a fat one and large,
i personally suggested use it . . . .. for a long time periods of time:lol::lol:;)

well the usual veggies, plunger handle, also ive got a really skinny 4 post bed :)

i use vegetables suck as cucumber, carrot, aubergine(thin :D)
i wish i have a dildo a day..

only used a cucumber for me just never fond the right size

No, Just No. DO NOT use glass. There is a video floating around the web. I'm not getting into details, just dont use glass

I've never tried to fuck myself with a plunger.

maybe this is embarassing...

lately i've been using the handle to a screwdriver... plenty to hold on to, and it is just round and long enough.

though!! i just ordered beads and a plug from a store online, and those should be here tomorrow. my firist time with real toys, so i'm pretty excited:turnon::turnon:

Wow...
 

My internet connection finally starts to work again and I come back to find somemore great ideas floating around thanks guys and girls.:D

Recently I tried anal by household objects. First thing I used was a pen but not very skinny. Also not so big as the CD spindle. Now that I read about those, tomorrow I gonna try that spindle thing. I don't have 100 so I'm gonna use the 50. And do you use lubricant and If yes what? Is oil acceptable?

Wide or deep ?
 

Depends what you want. A comfortable widening of the Love-muscle or a deeper contact with the Prostate or ( better still, the Sperm sacs )

I have occasional anal urges which demand self-satisfaction ( that is when someone else is not on the job ) and I have to urge you folks not to use anything narrow or non-bulbous. There are very real dangers that you might damage the walls of the colon with a resulting nasty infection or at the worst peritonitis.

So the answer is Not too hard, and Not too soft. Made to purpose is definitely best, after a real person, that is ! Glass OK providing it is solid and a bona fide glass dildo. Veggies ? Well, warmed courgettes are a good all-purpose hole-invader.

So fuck it and see ( or at least fuck yourself ), and BE CAREFUL ! !;)

Meat sticks
 

Summer sausage, pepperoni. salami, great variety iin width and length.

Suggest condom on pepperoni and other spicy sticks unless you are a bit of a masochist.

And when you are done, you can serve it for snacks at the Club..........just kidding there:lol:

i use a shakeable flashlight when i was younger though i used to use a plunger handle i tried a pickle once but it broke lol

mmmm i try the peperoni
 

mmmm i try the peperoni!!! but i don't like, :no:
i prefer the carrots,
and i use anal's balls big ones and a hot dog. . . . the snack
yes i used a condom. .. .
and i personally recomended you masturbate whit a piece of jamm
aroound your dick . . . . . .and a carrot or dildo in your ass. . .

I've used both ends of this bubble maker. The smooth end is wider, but the handle has the ridges on it. It feels sooooo good. It is my current significant other :heart:

wow some of this stuff is really interesting and i'll have to give it a go sometime.

i tried also the legs of the chairs!

I've used a banana, but it didn't last long because it just got too mushy. I've tried a cucumber. I've also used the handle to my hammer, but I had to pack a lot of tape on it to make some cushioning and then I just used a condom over that.

Surprised I'm not seeing carrots listed. They work well. But the best foodstuff is a good stiff sausage. Just make sure you use a condom, otherwise you'll have a smokey garlic smell coming from your ass!:lol:

dildo
 

My first was a hairbrush handle, then I went to dildos, I tried that cd spindle, works great, mine has the round top,:coupling: I can bottom out with it:turnon: thanks for the tip, wish I knew this before.:turnon::turnon:

The best that I use is Sonicare. Apply it to your bung hole and rub it up and down. The vibration is much more powerful that a regular vib. Lube the end and stick it an inch or so and start moving your ass up and down and it is great. Oh try to use a used end brush. And dont use it on your mouth. :)

I tried a base leg/foot of an ironing board/table in a hotel room recently, it had a plastic cap over the metal tube at the end and with lube I got well fucked that night!!

Not into small toys like a cigar tube or broom handle. I'd suggest checking out the bottles in your deli/fridge. Beer bottles are huge, but boring. Sometimes the best fun can be found in strange shaped plastic soda bottles, odd sauce bottles, and deodorant spray cans.

I think the goal is to find something both in size AND texture that interest you. You might be surprised, you may have discovered your new favorite Salad Dressing! :p

Just so you guys know they they fucking use PESTICIDES ON VEGETABLES that CAN KILL YOU!

Yes Stella is right, I wouldn't advise you to stick anything foreign up there, unless it's from a trusted and reputable sex store company.

I've done it in the past when I was younger as far as my school days. When I was bored I'd use anything from deodorant cans, to 7up plastic bottles which were pretty big when I think back... :eek:
I didn't even know what a prostate was back then, I just liked the feeling of being stretched (don't really remember how that started).

I couldn't do that now, it would be strange! I much prefer the lovehoney booty buddy silicon butt plug which I use today! It's very discreet, tickles your prostate and you can wear it without people noticing. You can have sex while wearing it without your partner even knowing you have it on.

Sex is so much better with it too, very strong powerful orgasms, and an extreme hard-on, even after you orgasm!! ;)

Before I got this toy what I used believe it or not was a pen, a bit thicker than a regular pen, but definitely thinner than a marker, and it did the trick for me! It was nice and round at the bottom by the way.

I've used a banana with a condom on it. I also enjoyed putting the condom on with my mouth

If anyone can tell some useful and hopefully safe household object to substitute lube like saliva, baby oil etc.

never had anything up there before...
 

but im here at work and im looking at this sharpie marker...small enough for a virgin...

Household objects as substitute dildos
 

I have used a candle,cucumbers,carrots and brush handles.
Also a lovely big screwdriver mmmm.
But of course we all know you cant beat the real thing mmmm

i guess i just old i like cucumbers

What do people use instead of dildos?
 

Hey i'm young and curious but don't want to buy a dildo yet, so any advice on what i could use instead?

WHat about one of those 10 fingers you got?

dildos
 

The best is to go buy a big one at an adult store and lube up there is less of a chance to hurt yourself an they feel good!.

Years ago I toyed my ass with various household objects. In today's world I don't know why anyone wouldn't invest in some quality sex toys for anal play. As others have stayed fruit and vegetables may have pesticides on them and some objects may get stuck in your bum.

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its very cool

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.. Anything around the household that people use as lube safely? How about olive oil?

baby egg plant with a condom. dont use any moisteriser or soap or anything with external use only written on it. at least extra virgin olive oil should be good for first timers

^This. Cucumbers are deceptively phallic, but ridges on them can easily perforate the anus lining. Far too dangerous! I'd highly recommend against it!:no:

Why don't you just buy a real one?

Sometimes you can use a running water tap. You can speed up and also slow by controlling the tap.

Exactly! There are so many wonderful butt plugs dildoes and vibrators to accommodate a wide range of tastes for anal pleasure! Why would anyone want to fool around with household items? In my opinion it's just asking for trouble!

homemade
 

great suggestions. I am a fan of the glass blown dildos on Amazon. I like the large, and it looks too big. It is not too big for me. So if your ladyboy is on estrogen and lacks a good wood, get one.

Both of my wives were nurses. Each did a stint in the ER during their career. Both have shared stories of late night visits involving “foreign objects” that had to be removed. None was a “commercial” product designed to be inserted. I hope you are all careful with these “homemade” items. It reminds me of when I was very young (and stupid) and inserted a thermometer into my cock out of curiosity. I have no idea what I would have done had it “slipped in” or worse, broken off! :(

Cucumbers rule. Be sure to use a condom on it, though, as they are always sprayed with pesticides, and they may not be entirely smooth. Also, you may come down with a very specific type of paranoia where you are 100% convinced that the guy in the produce department knows EXACTLY what you are using the cucumbers for....

Ever try a shower head? Turn shower setting to single stream turn water on full. Then put it right at your love hole. It feels wonderful :rolleyes:and cleans you out at the same time. Vary the water temperature for even more fun.
love Gretchen

I usually use cucumbers. I carve the end of cucumber, imitating the shape of a glans. I put the cucumber for a few seconds in the microwave. I let the cucumber has a suitable temperature and introduce into my anus.

finish with a bang!