Waiting for my dream girl
 

This section never looked promising to me. I'm not sure adding "chat" to TLB would help any. The "chat" screen I remember looked like something from the early 90's. Some of the conversations were awkward. But in fairness I've never been a fan of "chatrooms" for many reasons. Maybe for others they are a great way to meet people? I've always wondered how many people ever actually found anyone for real on here? Did you actually meet somewhere and go on a "date"?

My wife has read some of the ads in this thread. Her comment was "They all are looking for somebody 'hot' but almost none of them share anything about themselves that would make them attractive to others... I wan't to know something interesting about that person... Why should I go out with you? And please don't show me a 'pic of your dick'."

To me the strengths of this site are the friendships, discussion, and sharing of interests (and sometimes very personal information) that we might not be able to do anywhere else. Certainly not publicly. The balance of discussion of issues and personal experiences with the "porn" aspects is something I've not seen elsewhere. :respect:

(Yes, I know that there are members who enjoy sharing pictures of their cock. And other's seeing them. I think on a site like this it's fine. My wife I'm sure was thinking more about unwanted "sexting." ;))

What is amazing is that this pic has accumulated over 30 views. I had no idea I was so popular on here. :lol::lol::lol:

Anyway, my wife is a nurse and is of course familiar with these dolls. She says if I ever let another nurse do that to me "the man" really would be killed. :(

Huffington Post Article on Dating
 

From January 2016...

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/quora...b_9081168.html

Last night my wife and I went to watch “Deadpool 2.” ***Spoiler Alert*** Deadpool’s girlfriend is killed early in the movie and he tries to get to her on the other side. Eventually he makes it appearing as Ryan Reynolds and not the scarred “Deadpool.” They kiss and she tells him it’s not his time yet. So he returns.

My wife thought this was a touching ending. Especially after blowing shit up for two hours. She remarked that it would be awesome if, when we die, I would end up looking like Ryan Reynolds… :( :innocent:

Of course I gave it five stars. :respect:

Found on CNN this morning. It must have something to do with that "born before 1985" thing. Now I know what someday I want to do with my life:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/02/healt...ntl/index.html

Wow. $9 USD per hour! I’ll try not to spend it all at once. Of course I’ll use the image below as my “profile pic.” :lol::lol::lol:

Millennial Makeover
 

Desperately in need of a new image if I’m ever going to get laid. Something that will make any woman instantly want to go to bed with me. Was searching the Internet for advice and found this.

https://www.eater.com/2014/4/24/6236...es-cargo-pants


First published in 2014, here’s an excerpt:

Damn! What’s next? The cover of “GQ”? His own “Bachelor” reality show? :lol::lol::lol:

I can’t imagine the beautiful, successful, millennial woman who would not “swipe right” on this. If I had only known I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last month. Hayley I’m sure would have invited me back to her dressing room. After seeing this, Dove Cameron walked off the set of “Descendants 3” and headed to Zionsville. Miley, just this week said she and Liam have “no plans to get married anytime soon.” My beautiful 6’4” volleyball player, Manon, jumped on a plane in Amsterdam and flew to Indianapolis. And Nicole Ferri asked me to come live with her in Argentina on a private beach where we can have sex every day for the rest of our lives. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(It’s gotta be the shoes. You know what they say about people with “big feet”? :innocent: Disclaimer: I don’t ever go to McDonalds. Since reading this yesterday, I learned he “retired” in 2017. So I guess it didn't work. :()

I may have judged Ronald's new "threads" prematurely. Now where can I get bright yellow cargo pants and a vest? :drool::lol::innocent:

Just being one of the guys... :respect:

"But officer she looked 18." :(

(Yep. After the "evil clown" sightings in 2016, McDonald's scaled back his "brand representation." FYI both of my nieces think he's "creepy" with or without the makeover. :lol:)

The first step in on-line dating they say is to write a good description of yourself. So here goes...

Actually, I was a poor student (had to repeat first grade twice) and then was cut from my 5th grade flag football team. Was born in 1949. Drive a beat up ’84 Buick. Still a virgin. Live in a rusted out trailer near Zionsville. 5’7” 300 pound “musclehead.” Smoke weed, do meth and coke regularly. Favorite album is Pat Boone “In a Metal Mood.” Favorite song is “Afternoon Delight.” Favorite movie is “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” Got fired from my job delivering for Pizza Hut. The only exercise I get is going out to my mailbox to collect my welfare check. Other than that I sit around all day jacking off to t-girl porn off my neighbor’s unsecured Wi-Fi connection. Into autoerotic asphyxiation and CBT. Once I tried picking up prostitutes down on Washington street but even they wouldn’t have anything to do with me. There was this one that was really hot but she turned out to be a cop.

Sound better? :lol::lol::lol:

Goodbye?
 

There may be hope for this forum after all. I see that "Mrs. a9127" umm... I mean Nicole Ferri, has over 30 views in the above post alone. That's good. :drool::inlove:

Hayley has gotten more views than any other ciswoman I've posted. You ought to know that she is not only my Number 1 celebrity crush (is it that obvious? :lol:) but she also supports LGBT rights and has been very outspoken on social issues. I also think she's one hell of a talented singer. Is incredibly beautiful, intelligent, very well spoken and doesn't put up with shit. I'm pissed that my last post of her got only one view. One fucking view! Seriously I can't say enough good about her. When I posted the video of "Airplanes" a few months ago, I remembered that one of the lines goes something like this: "What would you wish for if you had one chance?" The first thing that crossed my mind was "Yeah, but I don't know if Hayley would like living in Zionsville..." :innocent::inlove::respect:

A few people (eight as of when I'm writing this) have even viewed my post on Chloe Anderson, the volleyball player, in the "Transsexual News" thread and read the article. Her story is very inspiring. I'd think if you truly supported transwomen you would want to know more about her. And others like her. She's a real person. Beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, courageous, and a great athlete. Personally I think she'd make an awesome girlfriend... Sigh... :blush::inlove::respect:

I am serious about leaving TLB for good. But I'm not ready to just yet, maybe things will improve. The last few days I've felt like I'm completely wasting my time here. There are many other outlets and forums where my accomplishments, posts, and other contributions have been recognized. I'm active in lots of things around Indy including being an advisor to LGBT students. That means a lot to me. It's all in my WordPress profile. I get lots of views for my stories. That's really good. Yup, that's me. Maybe you think it's all bullshit. I've kind of suspected that was the case. Hate to break it to you but it's not.

It was nice of my friends Fran and Boner to ask me to stay (I would very much like to) but things didn't improve and my heart just isn't in it anymore. :broken:

(There was a moderator who once said that where I live "is the kind of place 'girls like that' are trying to get away from." Zionsville might not be much but here's some homes for sale, I live on W. Stonegate. We do have the only Bentley dealership around. Next to a Dairy Queen.)

Very nice picture. Much appreciated. :)

Thanks. Glad you like Nicole. She's really beautiful. :inlove: I will be posting more of her for sure! ;)

Had a very nice PM exchange with ila over the weekend. Have decided to remain a member. So I guess you're just gonna have to put up with me. :(

I hope ila gets the respect and admiration he deserves. I personally think this place would have fallen apart years ago were it not for his wise and even handed moderation. His thoughtful posts (going back to 2008-09) are what made me join TLB in the first place many years ago. Maybe some of our members from back then will begin to participate once again. :respect::respect::respect:

From CNN:

Shit, the woman in the picture that accompanied the story looks like she’s maybe in her late 20’s. “Middle Age” is creeping up on her... No wonder she appears depressed. :(

Maybe she just needs a “drinking buddy.” Bet I could help her finish that. ;) And another and another… Who knows where it might lead? :drool: :innocent:

(So 30 is “middle age” now? 30? 30??? Someone turning “30” this year was born in 1988. That means Hayley will be “middle aged” soon, so will Taylor Swift, and Miley isn’t far behind. I guess I always have had a thing for “older women.” Especially those three. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Who thinks this shit up anyway? Fake news for sure. Looking on the bright side, according to CNN's wide “age range” I’ll be “middle aged” for a long time. Hell, I’ll probably never get “old” according to this article. :lol:)

Another one of those “Fake Ads” from CNN. This one’s called “Things Flight Attendants Notice About Passengers In 3 Seconds.”

I noticed several things too:

She’s really cute. :inlove:

The way she’s looking at me as I get on the plane. I didn’t realize it was that obvious. Better cover it with my carry on baggage… :innocent:

Her very short uniform and the way she’s sitting. Also the position of her right hand… Maybe she's been playing with her cock? :drool:

Why do I get the feeling we’re gonna end up joining the “mile high” club sometime during this flight? ;)

(I hate flying. Maybe she was just trying to make me feel relaxed? It must have worked. About an hour into the flight she joined me in the rest room. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was great. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded... :blush:)

From Esquire:

Unfortunately, I believe Ratelband weakens his already shaky argument by comparing his proposed “age adjustment” to changing one’s gender legally. Not only is that offensive to many (to me it sure as hell is) but it’s the wrong comparison and shows his ignorance.

However he has given me a great idea! :respect: I’ve decided to petition a judge to make me “18” again. :innocent: The same age as Hayley Williams in the picture I’ve posted below. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

As for our misguided friend. I couldn’t help but run the “age test” on him. Check it out. A “young god” he is not. :( He might want to think about having more than 20 years deducted. Maybe see a plastic surgeon while he's at it? I have a feeling his reasons for not getting a “date” on Tinder are many… age is the least of his worries.

Recently another one of those “fake ads” has been circulating. You know, the ones like the “Born Before 1985” ads featuring 80 year old men. They are commonly referred to as “clickbait.” This one instead features a gorgeous model wearing a red hoodie. The caption reads:

“An Apple Engineer Designed a Sweatshirt That’s Disrupting American Manufacturing.”

Below is a review of the ad featuring my “future wife.” My comments are in parentheses. As always they should be taken with a “grain of salt.” Fuck, just use the entire shaker!

“This ad is good.” (No Shit. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

“A photo of a realistic looking woman looking directly at you.” (Yeah, sure, I run into women who look just like her at least 1000 times a day or more… :()

“Piggybacking on a brand like Apple and incorporating a power word like “Disrupting.” (Damn, I though SHE worked for Apple! Was planning to move to California. The thing she’s most likely to “disrupt” is my current marriage... :innocent:)

“Once again, doesn’t get anymore basic and boring than American Manufacturing.” (Gee Thanks. Now I know what’s wrong with our economy. Never would have guessed... :lol:)

“And yet this ad manages to somehow leap off the page.” (Yeah, it does. :respect: My first thought was “Who IS she?” then “How can I ask her out?” Never really thought about the “hoodie” except that she looked cute in it. :drool:)

“Thanks in large part to emphasizing what’s interesting or unique.” (Hint: Definitely NOT the sweatshirt. Sorry... Now if you can just tell me her name.)

As I said a couple posts above, the man who wants to have his age “lowered” legally so he is more appealing to women on Tinder seems to have larger problems. Sorry dude, “49” ain’t gonna be enough… :(

Chiefly, his arrogance regarding his looks and personality (“young god” and the “face I have”). Also what exactly does he DO? Does he have a job? Has he retired? Is he rich? What? Maybe he just needs a “sugar momma”?:lol:

It’s not unusual for there to be 20+ age differences with couples nowadays. There’s a lot of things that make a relationship work. But I don’t need to tell you that…

The president of France, Emmanuel Macron is 40. His wife Brigitte Macron is 25 years older. I think that’s awesome. :respect:

Many of the women we’ve posted to the Divas thread are older than most of us. Often by quite a bit. It got me thinking:

“Would I date or become involved with a woman say, almost twice my age or older?”

The answer of course, is “Yes.” Like anything it would have to depend on the person and circumstances. Here are a few I’d love to go out with… :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I posted this here rather than the Divas thread because it specifically addresses dating. Most of these women are already represented in the "Divas" or "Retro" threads. Several times...)

The answer of course, is “Yes.” Like anything it would have to depend on the person and circumstances. Here are a few I’d love to go out with… :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I posted this here rather than the Divas thread because it specifically addresses dating. Most of these women are already represented in the "Divas" or "Retro" threads. Several times...)[/QUOTE]

I'm on the older end of that spectrum now....:lol:

But ever since I was a kid first getting turned on by beautiful ladies it was always more for older women. I wanted one to teach me:inlove::inlove::inlove:

Yes that was and is a common fantasy. Nothing wrong with that! :drool:

What did you think about the guy who wanted to change his age from 69 to 49? I did some research and under certain circumstances it may be possible to legally change your age. In the United States it would be difficult. :(

Shit, his friends told him to do what everyone else on Tinder does... Lie! :lol::lol::lol:

(Was curious about my own picture from my WordPress site. Did the "age test" on it. It said "19." :blush: I'm actually in my 30's. I'll leave it as my "profile pic" on here for a while. Eventually I'll take it down. Who knows, maybe I'll get a date... :innocent:)

It’s Good To Have A Plan
 

We all do things to make us attractive to others. Some bodybuilders for example, inject oil into their muscles to make them appear "bigger." It doesn't necessarily make them "stronger." The risks are many including serious infection, amputation, and even death. :eek:

A popular "growth stimulant" among this group is Potenay B12. (Me: Jesus. Do you know what this is used for? See pic below. Some college and pro athletes have taken "Equipoise." No I have never done it.)

According to one of the bodybuilders interviewed, married men find that they get plenty of female attention, which is probably another reason why they’re reluctant to ditch their dangerous bulking regime. (Me: Fuck. It works. That’s why some people will do anything. :()

Yet another said, “My wife doesn’t like it. However, I am happy with myself. She has to accept me like I am, or we will have to go our separate ways." "I usually tell my wife that she’s the only one who doesn’t like me. Other women love my size, they love it.” (Me: Wonder if they realize the "big arms" are fake?) :lol:

(Bet his wife would like it more if he injected it somewhere other than his arms… :innocent:)

We were discussing older PC technology in another thread. Early computers often used "CGA" graphics that rendered everything in a Cyan, Magenta, White palette. It's really before my time but lasted through much of the 80's I have played many games based on this hideous color scheme. :(

This one is particularly funny because it's Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones." Poor guy. Can't believe he gave his permission. I guess I could always use this screenshot as my profile pic on Tinder. How many guys wouldn't want to look like Harrison Ford? But I wonder how many women would "swipe right" on this picture? :lol::lol::lol:

What Turns Women On When They’re Swiping On Tinder
 

From the New York Post, December 10, 2018:

(Guess that would explain our older friend's optimism from an earlier post. Shit, he doesn’t need to change his age… He just needs a dog! Or maybe describe himself with just three well chosen words: "Twelve. Inch. Cock." :lol::lol::lol:)

Well, damn! That's the best pic of me I've seen yet... CNN had it on their site, I'm sure it broke the Internet... :drool:

Christ, hope this beats the picture of the old man above. :lol: You really didn't think it was me, did you?

"Ultimate Dream Girl" aka "My Future Wife" Nicole Ferri. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(She lives in Argentina. It's summer down there now. Buenos Aires is currently 74 F and Sunny. :drool:)

I thought you said you are 6' 4" tall and not 5' 4".

So how did the date go?

Yes I am. I guess OK... Seriously I don't know who he is. Can't be me. He's too short and clearly much older than I am... :lol::lol::lol: And I did look it up, they are attending the premiere of "Cluless: The Musical" which she is starring in. The last time I heard of Dove dating anyone she was going out with Thomas Doherty who played the son of Captain Hook in Descendants 2. Shows what I know... :innocent:

The big guy on the right of the picture I just posted is Dan Payne who's bio lists him as 6'4". He was in the first Descendants. You might notice a slight size difference between him and the rest of the cast. :lol: The woman with Dove is Kristin Chenoweth who plays her mom, Maleficent. She is currently performing with the Tabernacle Choir for a Christmas special. :respect:

Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date. :innocent:

Cece? Like Cece Peniston? Because she's been my dream girl for years!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

My latest dream girl and future wife. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

This time the fake ad is promoting a “balance transfer” to a credit card with a lower rate. I was hoping she could explain it to me. Maybe over dinner? At her place? My place? Anyplace... God, those eyes…

She’s so incredibly gorgeous I had to do a search. Can’t believe someone who looks like that isn’t a well known model or actress. All I could find on her was the “Adobe Stock Image" in the center. At least it's higher-res. :drool:

Often, these ads say "born before 1985." I just hope she was “born before 2001.” :lol::lol::lol:

Digisexual
 

CNN today features a 35 year old Japanese man who married "Hatsune Miku" an anime character in front of 39 people. Researchers say such events are indicative of broader technological trends and social phenomena.

Digital interactions are increasingly replacing face-to-face human connections worldwide. And as companies like Google, Amazon and Tencent invest billions in developing artificial intelligence, people are starting to relate to their smart devices like they do to humans.

Some say "please" and "thank you" to virtual assistants like Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa, or treat robot vacuum cleaners like pets. In Japan, where robots have long been seen as friendly companions rather than "Terminator-esque" destroyers, this shift in attitudes is well underway.

Kondo fell for Miku a decade ago when he heard the cyber songstress's music.

Now he owns a Gatebox device, which looks like a cross between a coffee maker and a bell jar, with a flickering, holographic Miku floating inside. Created in 2017 by Japanese startup Vinclu, the device allows anime fans to "live with" their favorite characters.

Gatebox's Miku is equipped with basic artificial intelligence. It can manage simple greetings and switch lights on and off, but is also subject to glitches and the occasional system meltdown. It has no sense of self and desires, and Kondo completely controls the romantic narrative.

"She really added color to my life," Kondo said. "When I talk with her I use different facial expressions and feel something. That's made a difference."

You can read the rest of the article here.

(Interesting... Yes, I agree, it seems a bit "strange." Personally I would prefer a human partner. But I'm not going to criticize him. In the article it states he was bullied by an older co-worker he attempted to date. He is clearly an intelligent and sensitive man. I hope he doesn't give up on trying to meet someone. This reminds me of the "trans real dolls" that were popular several years ago. Many men considered them "girlfriends" and even traveled or went on dates with them. Me, I could never get one to stay on my Harley... At over $7,000 USD that was a lot of money down the drain when she got run over by a semi one day on I-65. :( As our world increasingly becomes more fucked up and divided with every passing day, and with advances in technology, I believe we will see more "relationships" of this sort in the future. The only thing I want to know is have they made one of "Poison" yet? :inlove: :innocent:)

Found this ad on CNN today. Don't know what "CBD" means? :blush: Thought it said "CBT." Guess I have a dirty mind... :drool:

The second picture is my wife. She's saying "Honey, it's just a little drop in the urethra. You'll love it..." (Then giggles). :innocent:

Her picture got deleted by mistake so I'm reposting it. The "age test" said she looked "27." Perfect... :drool:

(I'm happily married to a real live woman but if I was on my own I'd much rather "marry" this doll than that anime hologram or some of the "plastic" women in the examples above. ;))

"Damn. We just met for coffee yesterday. Should have known it was too soon to send him a pic of my tits." :blush:

"Yes, it IS small..." :(

"'Dr. Andy' is my favorite prof." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The last pic. :drool: She needed help with her assignment. How could I refuse... Ask me if I love my work? :innocent:)

This picture was featured today in one of those "fake ads" on CNN. I swear the caption read "Born Before 1985? Can't get it up anymore? This will keep you hard for hours baby. We'll have lots of fun... giggle..." :drool: :turnon: :innocent:

This whole “men marrying dolls” thing is the “gift that keeps on giving.” :lol::lol::lol:

He has been married nine (!) times to “plastic women.” Do you have to "file for divorce"? Does she get "alimony"? Tell me his new bride doesn’t actually look sad. I genuinely feel sorry for her. Really. In an interview he was quoted as saying he “prefers dolls to living women.” Hope the police are keeping their eye on him. :eek:

Can’t imagine why this fellow can’t get a date? Too bad “Craigslist” doesn’t allow personals anymore (or so I’ve heard). :(

And the last one is the 35 year old Japanese man who has been in the news lately for marrying his favorite “anime character” in a large ceremony attended by his friends and family. Surprisingly the “marriage” was not recognized legally. :confused: He's not bad looking and has a career. I read that he had had some bad experiences dating and was bullied by an older co-worker he had tried to ask out. Hope he meets someone real. :respect:

Things could get interesting in the future as “sex robots” become more commonplace and develop “AI” capabilities. The following is from an article entitled “Sex Robots Could be Hacked to Murder People” :eek:

Not all of this is bad, however. I’m thinking the pretty robot with the creepy looking guy below (I've mentioned the "age difference" issue with these dolls before. He gives me a "stalker" vibe for some reason...) is saying “Get your hands off me asshole before I knock your fucking head off.” :respect:

My "future wife" is back in another ad. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

This time the caption reads "If you are a computer owner and aged over 50." :(

Didn't think she looked "over 20." :drool:

She appears frequently on the pages I visit. She must really like me. Will have to ask her out. :innocent:

Since this is sort of a "dating" thread, I've posted many things related to dating and relationships here rather than other places. Most of it silly and dumb. One of the things I learned after I was divorced and started to get back into dating was that one needed an "attention grabbing" profile--maybe even a "makeover."

Guess a few years ago McDonalds thought Ronald needed a change to appeal to younger consumers, hence the "Millennial Makeover." Besides an image change, it involved among other things, references to "social media," "selfies," and "hashtags" because you know that's what millennial's are all about. :lol:

You can read the entire article here.

Anyway here's some pics of Ronald "post makeover." I don't see how any beautiful, successful, millennial woman could resist. :drool: In (both) my lines of work "millennials" and how to "target" them (to sell them shit) are discussed frequently. If you care about such things, the "millennial" generation originally was defined as those born between 1982-2000. Makes sense in light of the other "generations" since the early 1900's. Some sociologists place the beginning as far back as 1978-79. Only recently has it been "moved forward" as far as 1995-97. Mostly by marketers trying to sell more iPhones and "e-cigs" and other shit to kids. Forbes has been pushing this new definition for example. Tells me everything I need to know. Guess they already got their money out of the rest of us. :(

My youngest students were born in early 2001. My nieces were born in 2009 and 2010. They are part of "Generation Z," "the i Generation," "post millennials" or whatever you want to call them. At a faculty meeting last week we were forced to watch a presentation from an outside agency the university hired to help us recruit and retain students. One of the speakers said "We've moved on from millennial's..." There was laughter from the audience as most of my colleagues are in their mid 20's to early 40's.

But who knows... Maybe I really should think about retirement and the nursing home? Fuck, those "born before 1985" ads have convinced me to take out a "reverse mortgage" and install a "stairlift" in our home. Maybe join the AARP? :blush:

But back to Ronald. If I had only known, I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last summer. Hayley I'm sure would have been overcome with lust and Taylor Swift would have invited me to her "island" like in her song "Ready for It?"

(Of course I'd eat at McDonalds all the time if their representative looked like the last three pictures. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

There's so much competition out there. Wanted to write a good profile so I could get dates. :innocent:

But I did just get hired at Domino's. They even gave me a new car! :drool:

I finally found out what happened to my car. It still has the same licence plate.

Age. Does it matter? Many of the women we post on this site are much younger or sometimes older that most of us. So if you had a chance to date or be in a relationship with one would you go for it? I think its fine so as long as both partners are “over 18” and the relationship is consensual and not "arranged" or "coerced." I’ve seen plenty of “formulas,” “charts,” and “rules” regarding what is the “right” age. To me it’s all irrelevant. What matters only is how the two people involved feel about each other. :respect:

Many 20+ year age gaps (sometimes 30, 40, or more) can be found among celebrity couples. And often in real life. Typically in our society, it is the man who is older—but not always. More women appear to be dating “younger men” than ever before :drool: although I don’t have any data on it at the moment.

This is Hugh Hefner and his wife Crystal. Hefner passed away in 2017. He was approximately 60 years older than his spouse. To put it in perspective, my wife is three months younger than Crystal, or to look at it another way, when Hefner was my age Crystal wouldn’t be born for another 24 years! So it looks like I’m just gonna have to stick around a while to meet my “future wife.” :innocent:

(Does this mean that Dove Cameron :inlove: is too old for me then? :lol::lol::lol:)

Thanks for letting me borrow it. :respect: Last night I drove it down to Tennessee and took Hayley out in it. She said she had "never been in a car like that before" and was glad I didn't bring the Corvette instead. :lol::lol::lol:

Japanese men marry anime characters in a VR wedding
 

As I said before, this is "the gift that keeps on giving." :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol: I trust you found out the benefits of those long bench seats. :innocent: They sure beat the modern bucket seats.

Our date went so well I decided to get rid of the ZR-1 and buy this ’71 Ford LTD Wagon. Powered by a 400 cubic inch 6.6L Cleveland, it can carry up to 10 people. I could take all my girlfriends out! :innocent: And it has vinyl “bench seats” plus an authentic ‘70’s “CB” radio. Wonder how fast it would go?

The Ford LTD and Galaxy were also used by many law enforcement agencies including state highway patrols. A heavily modified 1971 Galaxy 500 with a four speed manual and 429 with dual carbs was featured in the Burt Reynolds movie “White Lightning” from 1973. I have seen this movie on TV several times. Jennifer Billingsley :inlove: plays his girlfriend. They track down the evil sheriff and moonshiners who killed his brother. My favorite of his movies. Second is “The Longest Yard.” Worth watching. :respect:

The last picture is another shot of ila’s “Domino’s Special.” Thanks for letting me borrow it… ;)

Station wagons - the mini-vans of the 50s through 70s. It was always an adventure to ride in the very rear seats when travelling along not so smooth highways.

Lucky was the teenager that could borrow dad's station wagon to take his girlfriend to the drive-in. There was lots of room in the back to stretch out. :innocent:

You're taking really good care of my 'hot wheels.' I think I'll leave the car with you until you find 3 more wheel covers. I'm glad to see you've got a proper door handle on the rear driver's side. I hope you can find one for the driver's door now. Oh, and don't forgot to repair the rip in the vinyl of the rear seat.

No problem. Will do. Sorry... :blush: I think it must have been a sharp belt buckle or a stiletto heel. :drool: :innocent:

Of course Nicole Ferri is one of my "dream girls" and belongs here as much as anyone. I have posted many pictures of her in this thread and elsewhere on TLB. Nicole is 25 and was a finalist for "Miss Trans Argentina 2013." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Now my translation may be off just a little but I'm sure in the last picture Nicole is saying "I want my friend Andy from the US to leave his wife and come to live with me in Argentina... :drool: :innocent:)

This was posted on Reddit so you know it's true...

Decided to have surgery. Bet I'll get lots of dates now. Sold the ZR-1 and my 6,000 square foot home in Zionsville to pay for it. Fuck, who needs those things when you have a 20" dick?

:lol::lol::lol:

God, this HAS to be better than the one above. From CNN, one of those "fake ads." Posted it before but somehow it got deleted.

I noticed a few things too...

She's really cute. :inlove:

The way she's looking at me as I get on the plane. Shit, I didn't realize it was that obvious. Better try to hide it with my carry on bag. :blush:

Her very short uniform and the way she's sitting with her legs up. :drool:

The position of her right hand. Very suggestive. Maybe she's been playing with herself? Her cock maybe? :turnon:

You know before this flight lands we are gonna be joining the "mile high" club... :innocent:

(I hate flying. She must have sensed this because about an hour into the flight she joined me in the restroom. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was awesome. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded. ;))

Sometimes there's a good reason why a woman would not want to date a guy who is much older. :(

(At least Dove Cameron and I aren't that far apart in age. :inlove: :innocent:)

Today’s favorite “fake ad” from CNN. She’s on Medicare??? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(“I want to be a dentist…” :lol:)

Spring Break. A lousy day here in Indiana. The only place on earth where you can have both a blizzard and a tornado in the same day. :(

So with no place to go, that leaves me with too much time on my hands… :innocent:

Was reading more about this “man marries anime character” thing thinking about how silly it was, then suddenly I found one I liked… :blush:

Her name is Misa Amane and she was “born” in either 1984, 1986, or 1987 (depending on who you ask) so she would be the perfect age for me. :inlove:

As you can see from the picture “Misa” does indeed appear “older” than the others and I think is sorta hot. :drool:

Still don’t think I’d marry a cartoon character under any circumstances (I’d never live it down with my friends, it would ruin my career, and my real wife would kill me… :eek:).

But there’s always “cosplay.” ;)

First Date?
 

This “man/anime” thing is intriguing. Was reading more about these marriages in Japan last night. It is much more widespread than I thought. It is, as I said in an earlier post, “the gift that keeps on giving.” Like, I’m wondering what you would talk about on your first date? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Me: “Misa, how do you like this place? This is one of Indy’s top restaurants. What would you like to order? Waiter! Two martinis please. Grey Goose. Extra dry. One olive. By the way, ever listen to Paramore? I think they’re awesome. I've been a fan since 2007 and Riot!. I love Hayley’s voice. She’s my favorite singer. And she’s so beautiful. You remind me of her. Especially your eyes and smile. I hope it’s OK that I said that…” :blush:

Misa:

Me: “What kind of music DO you listen to? Metal? Rap? Pop? Emo? Jazz? Funk? Dance? Classical?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I’ve really enjoyed meeting you. Hope you had a good time this evening. By the way, want another drink?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, your eyes are so beautiful. God, I just want to get lost in them forever… ”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I want to take you home, tie you to my bed, slowly remove your clothes, then go down on you for hours until you are driven wild from pleasure, then fuck you silly until we are both spent, then just lie there cuddled up together. Tomorrow morning I’ll make you breakfast and we’ll spend the whole day just hanging out. Maybe later we can go for a walk in the woods near my house.” :drool: :innocent:

Misa:

Then after the "marriage"...

Me: “Misa, I have this client that’s being unreasonable. We promised him a report on his target demographic by the end of the month, but he says he wants it this week. You know that we will have to cancel our trip to that resort casino in southern Indiana. Sorry sweetie. I know how much you were looking forward to it. I was planning to ride the Harley. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I love you but sometimes I feel that we just don’t communicate. I mean I want to know what you think about stuff. You’re everything to me. Misa???”

Misa:

:(

Another one of those “Born Before 1985” ads. God, I love these... What are they thinking? The latest version says “Born before 1987.” Pretty soon they'll be saying "Born Before 2005." Yeah he looks like part of the "i Generation." :lol::lol::lol:

No wonder I can't get a date on here. Just too fucking old.. :blush: I guess I will be leaving TLB for good. :(

But I’m not the only one who finds these “fake ads” offensive. Novelist Christopher Fowler “calls them out” on his Twitter account. :respect:

Here are some of my favorite replies:

“WTF?!”

“I guess if you're over 33 this is what you look like, as decided by a 21 year-old 'creative' working in some provincial ad agency.”

“Well, on a Monday morning they might just have a point.”

“Jesus, my grandad was 92 when he died and he didn't look as raddled as that.”

“More like 1885.”

“The recession has been hard on all of us.”

(But I see my picture above with the "20 inch" cock has generated more interest than anything I've posted recently. Fuck yeah! :drool:)

I really like this "fake ad" better :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: than the one above. When I first started teaching we dated for a long time then suddenly she moved away. Now I know what she's been up to all these years. :innocent:

Anyway she got back in touch and said I could make enough money to retire in my 30's and come down there and live with her. :drool:

That is if I don't end up in jail first. Pretty sure all forms of Cannabis are illegal in Indiana (everything is illegal in Indiana :lol:).

(The thing that bothers me most about those "Born Before 1985" ads like the one in the post before this one, is not so much the age thing but why do they keep using that picture of me without my permission? :()

My "future wife" is featured in another one of those "ads" on CNN today. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Wasn't really even thinking about the jacket. I was however imagining she was naked underneath it... :drool: :innocent:

(Always happy to see one of these "ads" that doesn't imply I'm like ninety fucking years old because I was born in the 80's. :lol:)

SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.

In a trend that is growing across Russia, men are not pursuing women anymore for relationships, companionship or even sex. Instead they are purchasing rubber women and spending their leisure time with them, rather than trying to find a girlfriend.

“Russian women are too demanding, too difficult. It is much easier to go to the store, buy a girlfriend and be done with it,” said Viktor Kuchin, 29. (Me: You mean WalMart has them? :drool:)

It all started near the Ob reservoir (Ob Sea) in Novosibirsk, Siberia. Several men decided to hold a Rubber Woman Party, (Me: I couldn’t face my friends afterward… :blush:) in which men were invited to come with their favorite rubber woman. “That was the best party we’ve had in Novosibirsk in ten years. The men talked about sports and business while the rubber women just stood in the corner. Later, everybody had sex with their rubber girlfriend. It was a perfect night.” (Me: Somehow I don’t think so… :innocent:)

The women of Novosibirsk, the third largest Russian city after Moscow and St. Petersburg, are not amused. “Siberian men are shit,” said Anya Goddosky. “They think that by taking these rubber women to the beach and restaurants and on dates, that women will pay more attention to them. (Me: Yeah, to avoid them… :eek:) But, we will not. They are clowns. And those rubber women are whores. Clowns and whores.” (Me: I don’t know how an “inanimate object” could be a whore. But these guys sure seem like clowns to me… :()

(And to think all those years I wasted my time marrying two beautiful women in real life and then kept hoping I would meet someone on here before I got married for the second time. Shit. Instead, I could have been enjoying the last ten years with a “rubber girlfriend.” :lol::lol::lol:)

One trend I’ve noticed with these “man/doll” relationships is a vast “age difference.” I genuinely feel sorry for the Japanese man that married the anime character. Something is wrong. He clearly could find a human partner but he obviously suffers from extreme shyness and has been bullied by women acquaintances and co-workers whom he has attempted to ask out.

I have far less sympathy for some of the others. The man on the left has been married to plastic women nine (!) times and has made many misogynistic comments. He has said he “prefers dolls to living women.” Sounds like a real winner. :lol::lol::lol:

The second guy… Yeah dude, you wish. The sad thing is he is married, in his late 50’s (he looks older to me) and “sleeps” with his “rubber girlfriend” four times a week. Damn, that’s a lot of Viagra. :eek:

The third guy. Well I can’t imagine why he can’t get a date? I wonder what these guys do? Do their coworkers know? Do they even have jobs? Some are married. My wife would kill me if I ever brought one of these “dolls” home. I’m not sure this will become acceptable until the dolls are more like humans and we have all retreated into isolation. Sad. Right now they are, at best, very expensive (“Michelle” was almost $8,000) “masturbation” devices. I want a partner that is my best friend and lover, someone I can relate to, someone I can talk to. A real live "warm" living person I can snuggle up to at night. And when I get to be the age of most of these guys, someone who knows CPR and can dial 911 if I have a heart attach during sex. :(

(I know the one in the middle picture is thinking "How did I get stuck with this loser? I wish he was 6'4", in his 30's, financially well off, drove a black ZR-1, and lived in Zionsville. :lol::lol::lol: Shit I couldn't care less whether he's married or not..." :drool: :innocent:)

Shit. Just found this out today. :( I thought things were going really well between us too... :lol::lol::lol:

From the New York Daily News:

I've long wanted to find a decent priced drum set that was made well enough so I wouldn't beat it to pieces. But I don't want to spend thousands on something that I will most likely suck at. Probably a large sized "Bonham/Led Zeppelin" kit with massive bass drum would be my best bet. Clear amber Vistalite just like his. :drool:

As I posted in the "Sing a Long" thread when I was 10 I talked my mom and dad into letting me get a drum set and start taking lessons after seeing "Wayne's World." That ended soon after as my mom finally tired of the noise coming from our basement. :blush:

Was on eBay this afternoon and this ad somehow caught my attention. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The drum featured is an old Ludwig tom tom from 1972 but I'm more interested in the girl featured in the ad. Is she the seller? She doesn't look 47. Maybe they're her grandfathers drums? I may just have to go down there and see what this is all about. :innocent:

Miley and Hayley :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: both have numerous tattoos so I thought it would increase my chances with them if I got a few myself... :innocent:

Somehow it didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped. :blush:

I thought this was fake at first because it showed up in one of those CNN "ads" about "Youngest Female Billionaires." Of course I clicked on it... :blush:

But actually she's real! :drool: Her name is Marie Besnier Beauvalot a French Heiress worth over 5 billion dollars and my "future wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I've expressed an interest in learning to play drums. But I had no idea it was so sexy... :drool: :innocent: :lol:

Bad Idea?
 

Last weekend we went to look at “Class A” RV’s. This summer my wife wants to drive around the United States and visit all my family which is largely scattered. We do not plan to stay with them or stay in hotels. Also we (I) decided that fucking around with a 30+ foot trailer was too much work and neither one of us has much experience. However, she said confidently that she once “pulled a U-Haul behind her car back in college.” God help us. :eek: Besides we’d still need something big enough so that means a Dodge Ram 3500, Silverado 3500, or Ford F-350 diesel “dually” with 5th wheel. Very expensive truck just by itself. :(

The issue is that basically a "Class A" is a “tour bus” and can run you $300,000 to $500,000 on up. So we thought a “used” one would be our best bet. And it just so happens I found the “perfect” one… :drool:

When I showed her and she saw who it was :inlove:, she said “Sure, go ahead. You can park it at Wal-Mart. Maybe you’ll get lucky and she’ll come and visit you…” :blush: Anyway we are still looking. My experience driving is with cars and racing not “big rigs.” Although my dad did teach me to drive a semi (he had to learn as part of his job in sales and then showed me at a GM test track). That was hard. This has to be easier.

I was reading today about a retired couple who bought one and had “people crawling up their ass.” I don’t think that would be my problem. :lol::lol::lol: Quite the opposite. I’m sure I’d get pulled over for speeding. What I need is one to "practice" with. Get it to go over on two wheels taking a curve, throw it into a skid. You get the idea... I'm sure my "instincts" are totally wrong for this kind of vehicle. We used to travel to games in busses like this when I played football. Always down then center, always fast. People would honk and wave (or give us the “finger” and throw shit at us as we got close to the other university). Usually there was a police escort or security at the other stadium. No problem… Just wondering how fast one of these can go anyway? :innocent:

(That’s the other two members of Paramore from a few years ago in the last picture. Jeremy Davis (bass) sitting at table, and Taylor York (guitars, keyboards, vocals) sitting with Hayley. :respect:)

Never sure what to post on here… This relates to dating because??? Hayley, Miley, Taylor, Dove, my wife and myself are all millennial's? The "Gen Z" girl is cute? :inlove: (Moderators: She's college age so she must be at least "18.") The “Younger Boomer” mom is hot? :drool:

Anyway, below is something we were instructed by my university to do with prospective students and their families. I’ve already discussed the “millennial” thing in an earlier post (Ronald McDonald’s Millennial Makeover) but I’m amazed at how the media and marketers constantly move everything around to suit their current whims. Especially when it comes to selling the latest crap to kids. “Hell, being a ‘millennial’ these days is cool let’s make them even younger… :lol::lol::lol: Those ‘old fuckers’ born before 1985 or 1987 don’t matter anymore—we’ve already taken their money. They have responsibilities now. Like families and jobs and houses. Shit they’re almost ready for retirement…” :innocent:

But back to this exercise (Disclaimer: It wasn’t designed by me. Those aren’t even our students!) On the back are “characteristics” and “traits” that describe each generation. The prospective student and his/her family are supposed to select the description most closest to themselves. Hello? Admissions Department? I’ll make this easy. EVERYONE that is an incoming Freshman in 2019 was born in 2001 and is part of “Generation Z.” Simple. Got it? :lol:

The first time I tried this with a family the student picked the “Younger Boomer” (1964) card (because of the “strong work ethic” and “professional accomplishment.” Of course! Excellent choices! :respect: His dad turned out to be a “Gen X’er” which was accurate and he even admitted to going to see Nirvana back in the day. And even though I am actually a “millennial” in age, as are almost all my colleagues, I ended up choosing the “Gen Z” card because of “familiarity with and expectations for technology,” “social justice issues” and “meaningful career.” The student’s mom was the smartest of all of us and refused to play. Good for her.

I deal with this “millennial” stuff all the time in my “other career” (owner of a market research firm) this silly card game just served to illustrate how blurred the lines are and how meaningless much of this is. We ended up having a great conversation and I took them on a tour of campus which they loved. Our university has a lot of history in Indianapolis and much to show prospective students and their families. And we have THE best Starbucks around for miles. So despite the silly card game the story had a very good ending.

What we are thinking of. It's built on a Freightliner chassis and is powered by an 8.9L Cummins Turbo Diesel. I've yet to actually drive one. There is a place on I-70 near Ohio that sells them. There are mirrors, cameras, and navigation. Don't think I'll have anyone crawling up my ass in this... :drool:

(Told my wife I was planning to remove the graphics and airbrush "Slayer" on the side of it. :lol: At first she didn't get it--of course she's not into that kind of music... :()

This is not Sissy Spacek, but while looking for things "Carrie" related after posting her to the Divas thread, I came across this Cosplay version. Think I've found my date for Halloween and it's still over six months away! "Future wife" maybe? Damn. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Hard work pays off. Found my "Carrie." Her name is Aleksandra and yes she lives in Russia. Extremely beautiful young woman as you can see. She’s been into Cosplay now for over ten years and from many of the pictures on her Instagram account and other sites, it appears she has worked as a model and actress. Even doing commercials. Could not find an “age” for her but in recent pictures she looks to be “over 18.” And that is a can of beer. All of the pics below are from 2018 or 2019. She appears to be a young teenager in her oldest pictures from around 2007-2009. You’ll just have to look her up…

“Future wife material”? Most definitely. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Especially after seeing the last one. :lol: She posts mostly in Russian but then in English she said “McDonalds is shit.” :respect:

(Need to learn Russian. Our family is bilingual "English/Spanish" but my Russian ain't so hot. Used a translator. Hope I got it right... "Я влюбилась в тебя с первого взгляда")

Sue Price with rifle! That could be a good or bad dream depending on direction.

Not really anything to do with my "dream girls" but yesterday, my students wanted me to ride my Harley to our final client presentation. Haven't had it out much this Spring. It's been in the 30's (F) in the mornings and rainy and doesn't look like it is going to get much warmer until later this week. Of course this is Indiana so severe weather is expected. :(

(If Aleksandra ever comes to visit me in the United States maybe we could go out on the bike with her dressed as "Carrie"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Why do I think she'd be into it? :innocent: The JW Marriott is the place to go in Indy these days. Surpassing the "Eagles Nest." Anything would be fine with me... :drool:

This is that “Apple Engineer” fake ad for a women’s “hoodie.” She’s really cute. :inlove: But I don’t think she works for Apple. I posted this before, but it got deleted. The caption says she’s “disrupting American manufacturing…”

Really? I think the only thing she’s likely to disrupt is my marriage. :innocent: Just in case things don’t work out with her, the next ad implies I could meet my “future wife” in the breakfast cereal aisle at the local Wal-Mart. :inlove: Yeah, sure, whatever. :drool:

But I’ll admit it, I’ve been known to fall hard for a woman in a “hoodie” before. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

#1 - Letting your wife find out about your crazy, younger, girlfriend maybe? :(

We never traveled in style like “Iron Maiden’s” 747, but our team used to fly charter most of the time. The buses I mentioned in an earlier post were used only for short trips. Most of the “Big 10” schools are located in the mid-west United States.

The first picture is a 757 carrying the football team. The second is a 737 carrying the men’s basketball team. That’s our airport. The university owned a 727 and 737 but they were used exclusively by the aviation technology program. The 727 had been donated in the 60’s or 70’s by United so students could work on it. I’d never get on it... :lol: It was destroyed in 2006.

“ATA” is who I have flown on the most of all the airlines. My "ex" (six years older and once a cheerleader for Indiana University our main rival) and I flew it all the time. I've probably flown on that 757 both as a player and as a married man on vacation... :innocent: Based in Indy, they offered non-stop service to places like Miami and Las Vegas. :drool: They declared “Chapter 11” in 2008 and were bought by Southwest (I think). I graduated well before that so no, it was never a 737 “Max 8.” :(

(The last picture is the "old" logo used in the 2000's. Adding Penn State in the 90's made 11. But they didn't want to call it the "Big 11." See what they did? Now there are 14. Or 15. Or 16... Getting old, can't keep up.)

She's cuter than what I remember. :inlove: But John can have her... :( :innocent:

(But wait, there's more... According to Wikipedia: Lorena told Oprah Winfrey in April 2009 that she had no interest in talking to John. Yet they appeared together on the show The Insider in May 2009. It was their first meeting since their divorce. On the show, he apologized to her for the way he treated her during their marriage, and he claimed that he still loved her because he continued to send her Valentine's Day cards and flowers. (Because nothing says "I Love You" like cutting off someone's cock. :eek: Was just wondering, is this what's known as a "dealbreaker." :lol: I guess they sewed it back on. If it had been me I would have told the ER doc "Hell that one ain't mine. Could have sworn mine was at least 12-13" long. :innocent:)

This "ad" showed up on CNN today. The caption read "AARP Video Shows How Age Discrimination Works."

First of all, I'm concerned that things from "AARP" are showing up on my pages in the first place. :(

But the "arrows" really have me confused. :confused: The one that says "Over 40" is pointing to my "future wife" on the left :inlove: and the one that says "Under 40" is aimed towards her mom or maybe grandmother? :eek:

(Or am I just senile and have misinterpreted it? :lol:)

Kelly has been my dream girl longer than anyone. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Today's best "fake ad" on CNN. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

At least there hasn't been a "Born Before 1985" one implying I look like an 80 year old man in quite a while. :(

Tried "swiping right" on her but it didn't work. :drool:

Well I couldn't help posting this one. :innocent: "Future wife?" She is from yet another CNN "fake ad." :drool: Yeah, I guess when I think of California I think of cheerleaders. Especially from "UCLA." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

You know if this keeps up I'm going to have a lot of "ex wives." :( That's a lot of alimony... :lol:

Today's e-mail brought an appeal to join the Zionsville "Chamber of Commerce." Would have deleted it immediately except it featured a picture of yet another "future wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

If she really is a member and I joined, it's almost guaranteed that there would be some kind of scandal. :innocent:

(Yes, the original really was "rotated" like that.)

Showed up in my CNN feed today. Have never seen Tangled but of course I'm familiar with the story of Rapunzel.

Before posting, I decided to do an “age check.” This is what the official synopsis had to say:

“…at the age of 18, Rapunzel becomes curious about the outside world…”

Despite what this says, I never thought Disney was intentionally dirty. The only incident I’m aware of was the “Penis Castle” cover for The Little Mermaid. There was enough controversy that Disney pulled it (“pulled” :lol:) and re-issued the DVD with another cover. There’s lots on this out there. Is it? Or not? What do you think? :(

I might have to watch Tangled after all. Maybe they’re right. Bondage? Looks like fun. :innocent:

Well that was definitely worth the climb. :drool: :inlove: Disney must have cut this scene out of the final edit. ;)

Shit. I thought she was for sure my "future wife". :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Instead it turned out to be "performance art." In other words--a fake. Such is my luck with on-line dating. :(

:lol::lol::lol:

(Moderators: Amalia is 29. She was 25 when she posted these. Her book is a wonderful critique of "social media" and "selfie culture" with its increasing pressure on everyone to be a "celebrity." Especially young women.) :respect:

Nothing to post anymore. The Internet hates me today.

This guy going to see his doctor is “40.” :eek:

Shit, I hate it when all my “ex’s” get together… :(

My wife said “I told you what would happen if you posted any more pictures of Hayley Williams.” :drool:

CNN had a new "fake ad" for me today: "More pot investors join today’s new millionaires." :lol:

Wouldn't care, but a beautiful woman wearing denim shorts walking along the beach by herself is more than enough to get my attention. :drool:

So I had to do a Google search to see who my latest "future wife" was. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I found the original image but she's not identified and all it said was "photo shoot." :(

(Update: Persistence pays off. Tried again and struck gold. Still don't have a name but found several more pics of her. Nice... :cool:)

The original “Rebelde” ran from 2004-2006. You can find it on Netflix. The setting was the “Elite Way School” in Mexico City. A fictitious high school. Good thing, ‘cause I’d get myself into trouble in no time. :drool: :innocent: That should be me with Anahí on the bike. :inlove: Nice bike by the way. :respect:

(Moderators: Both women were actually born in 1985 and 1983 and are at least 19 and 21 here. Why wasn’t my school in Michigan like this? :()

Tyra Scott "future wife"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(She invited me over for dinner. But I don't see any food out... Wonder what she had in mind? :drool: :innocent: :turnon:)

More “ED” fun! This is what they “advise against” doing in favor of whatever they’re selling. Bet that works though. Hell I’d get hard. Especially if Tyra (above) did that to me. :inlove: :drool: :innocent: Seriously though, I read a story once of a guy that shot cocaine into his dick. It got infected and had to be “surgically removed.” :(

He’s “35”? :eek: Whatever. I’ve seen him before in those fake “Born before 1985” mortgage ads. His name is “Brian Johnson.” Brian, you sly dog you. ;)

And this couple was “Born before 1985” so they are my age? No, it's just me who's old. My wife was born in 1987. She’s still a fuckin’ kid… :lol:

“Eye Contact”? Where did they think I was looking? :blush: Based on my experience, this machine is a lot more fun with a partner. "...moaning as I pull her shorts down revealing her hardening cock." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(One article says this machine is one of four to avoid in the gym. No, it has a purpose. Just not the one the designers had in mind. Or maybe they did... :lol:)

My new friend in the above post looks like she could use a “workout partner.” :drool:

It gets even better. They have these machines with adjustable backs that allow the user to lay down. Don’t tell me the designers didn’t know what they were doing… ;) Why am I thinking this could be used in some kind of bondage game? :innocent: It looks like a piece of dungeon equipment. Or do I just have a dirty mind? (probably, yes...) Of course you can also use it “backwards” as shown below. Incidentally the caption for this image was “Showing Porn Images for Adductor Exercise Machine.” Who would have thought? :blush:

Anyway today’s fake ads brought yet another of my “future wives” wearing a hoodie. :inlove: Of course I’m a sucker for a woman in a hoodie as you can clearly see from the third picture. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

My finest work. Can't believe I actually wrote this...

:lol::lol::lol:

But Would You Sleep With Her?
 

There has been a trend in the news recently regarding stories about men “marrying” rubber dolls, plastic women, and even anime characters. I’ve had a lot of fun with it in this thread. :innocent: But I’ll admit, for someone who has no other options available I can see how it would be appealing. Some of the “RealDolls” I’ve seen are quite attractive and you can also get a transgender model with either a 7” or 9” penis. :drool:

Yes, in real life, I am happily married to a beautiful woman, open-minded and a music lover, five years younger than me, but out of curiosity I configured my “dream girl” several months ago. She is transgender. I called her “Michelle” since that was the “face” I started with. Final cost: almost $8,000 USD. You can see her here. :inlove:

In a recent experiment on Tinder, a RealDoll named “Harmony” had a profile created for her and received over 90 “swipe rights” in a very short time. Contacting her matches later, the man who set up the experiment found that over 50% said they would sleep with her. Would you? Would I?

From the Daily Star:

(Thought of something interesting. Try configuring one for fun on their website. If you can afford it and it won't land you in "divorce court" go for it. :lol: I was amazed at how close to my "ideal woman" Michelle actually looked. At least superficially. It was scary... :blush:)

I could win a chance to meet Taylor in New York! So it's a date? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(By the way I signed her LGBTQ Equality Act Petition a couple days ago. The petition, which can be found on 'Change.org' was set up by Taylor to help LGBTQ people who "live in fear that their lives could be turned upside down by an employer or landlord who is homophobic or transphobic.” :respect:)

Claudia Charriez :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: was a contestant on the show, America’s Next Top Model in 2006. She was disqualified after it was discovered that she was actually born male. (That sucks and is not fair in my opinion. The disqualification, I mean. :censored:) Just a few months older than me, Claudia has had a successful career as an actress and model. :respect:

From "Deviant Art." Although you can't see her cock, the description says she's transgender. Thought this was just too good to post in the "Shemale Toons" thread.

Very beautiful and super hot work of art. :drool: :turnon: :inlove:

First date. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Hell, I don't need science to tell me that. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

At “Ozzfest 2005.” Didn’t know there were cameras around. :blush:

Another "future wife." I do speak a little Spanish. Te amo! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

After reading about Katherine McPhee marrying someone twice her age (she is approximately my age) it got me to thinking… Would I date or marry someone that much older than me? My first wife was 25 when I met her at 19. But that’s not really a large age gap. Plus the sex was awesome. :drool: Yes, there really was something good about my “ex.” It's just that she turned out to be crazier than fuck, totaled three vehicles, and ran up over $100,000 in credit card debt. :(

In our society at least, it is not typical for the man to be over 30 years younger than his partner. But not unheard of. So here are a few “70 somethings” I’d love to go out with. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Emmylou Harris

Loni Anderson

Stevie Nicks

Raquel Welch

I have to add that if Sharon Tate were still alive I think she’d be gorgeous (and 76) so yeah, better add her to my list. :innocent:

(All of them have shown up in the “Divas” or “Early Experiences” thread. However, those pictures are from the 60’s or 70’s when they were much younger. Just need a time machine.)

Greetings from Omaha. :( We will be stopping soon in Denver to visit family. Then making the trip through the Rockies. It’s the “down side” I’m worried about. There’s a reason they have “runaway truck ramps.” Have noticed them before. This time there is a whole new level of awareness. :eek:

The plan is to head up to the Northwest then down the California coast. Looking forward to it. Should be gorgeous.

Congratulations to the 2019 US women’s soccer team. :respect: And it’s been 20 years today that this picture was taken. Had it in my room as a teenager. Good interview with Brandi Chastain on ESPN today. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Now why didn’t MY teammates in college look like that? :drool:

But this makes me think I should’ve focused on hockey instead… :innocent: