1001 Reasons shemales are better than g-girls
 

1.you can suck her cock

Hehehe.. I was looking forward to seeing the whole huge list and got myself ready for a long read. Anyway, here's my #2

2. Shemales don't have periods

3. You know when they're horny!
4. They dont get pregnant!:yes:

5.They look like girls but have dicks

6. They don't fake orgasms

lol :p :p:p

7. Shemales have spunk!! :D

8. when your to knackerd to fuck her again, just lie back and relax - SHE CAN FUCK YOU!

9. You won't find bloody tampons in your garbage can

10. When you're hungry you can always refresh yourself with her nutritious juices.
:lol:

She's never too tired for sex !:D

12. they've got all a girls curves and beauty, but extra sexy bits to play with.
13. they won't baulk at your latest filthy ideas in the sack.
14. their randier and dirtier than girls.:coupling:

15) Shemales willingly take it up the arse!

:):coupling:

16. and willing to swallow your load as well.

17. They, too, love beer!

18.they dont leave the toliet Seat up

19. They will help mow the yard...and drink beers with ya

20. If you suddenly slip, you can catch hold of her "tree branch"!
;)

21. they won't nag you.

They are hot and passionate but not hysterical ... very better than women

22. She almost certainly loves the cock!

23. She'll relieve your acing arsehole with a good pounding and a hot creamy spunk spraying regularly.:coupling::)

She
 

24.She can masturbate with you

25. You won't have prostatitis, she will massage your prostate :)

26.they perform blowjobs much better than any girl. and you can blow them too.

27. She'll let you spray your load all over her face.:yes:

28. She'll give better handjobs too as she will be more than familiar with the equipment.

:)

29. Her tits will always be firm.:)

30) They have wonderful legs without cellulitis
31) They are more sexy
32) They are more nonconformist
33) They have sense of humor ( all the women i knew are totally lacking )
34) They are autoironic

34-0 for shemales ...

35) They don't want to change you
36) They accept you so as you are
37) They don't scream for any trifle
38) They are sexually generous

38-0 for shemales

39.They know, how to give pleasure to her man much better than women. ;)

Well..
 

I'd imagine you could relate to them a bit better than a woman in many ways.

40. you can have sword fights whenever you want.

41. they are much easier to get horney than girls

42. They don't suffer from as many headaches either.

44. they know how to make your asshole tingle better than anyone else.

45..uhhh they have cocks :)

Thanx for this.
My favorite is reson 27:inlove:

46. they have much less problems with cellulite.

47. Shemales have balls.
48. They make great fishin buddies, and when the fishin isn't so good, they are eager to do whatever comes up.
49. Don't have to tee off from the women's tee at golf courses.
50. Talk dirtier than most sailors do.

50-0 Shemales

puns were intended. :)

she dont bleed

Shemales don't get pregnent.

if you get mad at her, you know her weak spot

51. shemales seldom bother you with feminist shit.
52. shemales don't suffer from penis envy.
53. shemales don't want to be boys.

54. shemales can't threaten or ruin your relationship with postnatal depression.
55. shemales can pee in a civilized manner.

56
 

56. I'm almost shure most of them wouldn't mind adding another shemale or girl or guy into the mix, most woomen would.

57. shemales listen to arguments; females never do.
58. shemales take good care of their body and figure; too many females let themselves become fat and repulsive.

59. after you fuck her, she fucks you back
60. they dress prettier than most women
61. they are more likely to like anime and video games (geek excuse i know :P)
62. you only have to please 1 hole on her not 2

63. shemales take good care of their bodies, while too many females let themselves grow fat and ugly.

id have to agree .real girls r a pain in the ass. the bitchin the complaing the i want this i want that . BTW great post i had a good lol:lol:but the truth hurts somtime

64. shemales don't start complaining (as females do) when you forgot to buy those tampons or other disposable menstrual pads while you were shopping.
65. shemales don't bother you with pre-menstrual syndrome, menstrual syndrome, and post-menstrual syndrome.

66. shemales are more open minded and willing to accept people for who they are
67. shemales care about who you are as a person and not what you look like
68. shemalesa dont only care about money (the ones who arent pros)
69. shemales are willing to try more things sexually

70. shemales don't ask you to accompany them to those revolting pre-natal gymnastics.
71. you never have to accompany shemales to the delivery room.
72. shemales never make you do endless hours full of nail biting and phone calls with your in-laws while the female is in the delivery room.
73. shemales never ask you to accompany them to hose ghastly post-natal gymnastics.

74. you only have to learn anatomical problems of 1 gender rather than 2 (shemales cant get weird shit like Cervical Cancer n what not)
75. with shemales, you never have to waste money on things like pregnancy tests, contraception (condoms, diaphragms, 'the pill' etc)
76. shemales are true to their word and never lie to loved ones (ie boyfriends, husbands, family etc)
77. shemales dont think they are better than you (in fact, they think the contrary - that you are better than them) when you are in actuality, equals

LOL mate, who would have thought of that. Did you have a newborn baby recently? ;)

74. If you wind up arguing with them they'll at least be logical....
75. They'll be decisive when shopping
76. Maybe they can park your car without hitting anything
77. Less Yap yap yap yap yap yap blah blah yada yada. . . .

Are we assuming too much here? Is there anyone out there who's been in a long term relationship with a shemale and would like to comment?

haha ive got a shemale girlfriend champ :respect:

79? They can read maps
80. They can use machines without asking for help and panicking

81) if you're at a table its easy to pleasure them
82) if you're not in the mood (snort yeah right) she'll make you get in the mood by shoving her cock in your mouth until you suck:yes:
83) you see a lovely bulge in their pants

No, i am not a father; but the last few years i have seen some friends of mine suffering agonies during the pregnancy of their wives. If they had lived with shemales (as i do, my girlfriend is a ladyboy from the philippines), they would have got a nice time, not a harrowing experience.

Well if you are in away basically comparing a shemale as them not doing all the things woman do and don't do....here is one for the female (me)
A shemale wont cook, clean and do laundry
Just like well ...you get my point

if you get one from the philippines, yes they will mwahahaha!!

Yeah but what if you wanted a white one???????????????????????????????

who the hell would want a white shemale? they all look like men still.....
asians ftw

Hey, all these posts about shemales not being bitchy, nagging, demanding, wanting to change you etc.... are they really true? I've never had a TG girlfriend before, but the aforementioned points have always been a part of my fantasy. If I find out that they're all true, my head might just explode.:inlove:

if you get a shemale girlfriend from the philippines, then yes they are all true.

I love women and dont think a hatred of women should go alongside a love of TS women. A hatred of women is the wrong reason to go into the TS scene in my opinion.
Generalisations are nearly always wrong too. Real women arent always complaining. Everyone who is unhappy will want to complain and improve that state of being. Sorry if I took a joke thread too seriously. Just my opinion.

Shemale scullions
 

80. Maybe she can help you change the big end bearings on your car engine?
81. Someone suggested that only white females can cook and clean. If this is true then your shemale can properly supervise your white female maid. And give her a hard time if she feels like it. . .

82. all shemales look wonderful when naked; too many females have too many good reasons to keep their clothes on.

63 - its your little secret (suck it :p)

bro, i think you're way off base... they are just like women in many ways, and logical is definitely on that shortlist... and they drive like women too generally... and good god do they love to talk

84. shemales have clits of quality; females must do with tiny things.

definitely have to agree on #59

I like shemale and specially ladyboys because:
No period,
sence of humer
no mood swings,
they are hot and they know it
really beautiful leg
it is always something new when sex

85. until now, no one has felt the need to become a miso-shemale-nist, while there are a lot of misogynists.

86.You can Share cum loads o so beatiful

Shemales don't leave their dirty knickers lying on the floor in the bedroom,and then go around telling everyone,their man does that and not her.:rolleyes:

/bump

dont want this awesome thread to die

Youll all hate me for spoiling your thread ,lol but I love a debate or to stir things up ,lol.. anyway my question is : maybe theres a touch here of paying back close mindedness with close mindedness ?

One or 2 recent examples could be as below:

lol in fairness, the other side of the argument to people saying t girls arent moody , I heard that they can be are moodier coz when they take the female hormones , their pituitary gland fights back ?????
Also I think to gain some rational perspective, not all of them are hot , the same way not all genetic females are hot. But the hot ones are really fucking hot.


Also about some behaviours, surely thats not a sexual characteristic but a factor of personality which is an individual thing ?



Anyway I think the best 2 reasons why they're better is

1, coz they have cocks and can cum while still being super feminine :inlove:

and 2 , They have usually endured lot in their lives and I think suffering is character building most of the time which gives the ones I have seen on you tube for example, really nice personalities. :respect:

87. They dont change their minds every 5 minutes.
88. For once, Your partner actually want to be dominated.
89. Never run out of shaving cream.
90. Anal sex is guaranteed.

91- Their gravitational more than women :respect:

92 - They have a young age to deal with you

93 - With good treatment give you what

94 - In any cloak of wearing always be attractive

95- He had more sensitivity

i dont understand what you meant on 92 93 or 94?

:lol: I didn't even get the first two

hi my frind

For options that have not understood

92 - A sensitive in dealing with others

93 - Satisfy other in practice

94 - Any of the girls that are commensurate with any of clothing
But shemale commensurate with short or narrow or kabuy
The girls did not find them attractive, such as shemale

I hope that the information had arrived :)

Hahaha, they're so honest about that!

Nice point.

95. you are guarenteed anal (whos giving and whos recieving is a variable :cool::respect:)
96. you get a mouth full of tasty tasty jizz every time you give head
97. you aren't as caught up over the fact if you eat some of your own jizz (her jizz and yours, it all looks the same when mixed together :D)
98. she knows how to pleasure you better than any woman could understand, and vice versa
99. you can claim to be a pioneer because you are in the small 'out' few who are proud to love shemales
100. she can give you an EXTREMELY delicious topping to any food (want some sexy salty cream on your dessert? i know i do!)

101. Shemales have beautiful clits; the clits of females are pathetic.

couldnt say it better if i tried

102. A shaved ladycock is far sexier than a hairy vagina.
103. A soft saggy ladycock is far sexier than a soft saggy vagina.

I've had a couple of Shemale GFs and trust me when I tell you that they can be just as or more bitchy than a GG. They are trying hard to be female like and they adopt all the good traits and a few of the bad. Unreasonable demands for instance; One late night,I was talking to Jennifer on the phone and we were saying the sweet nothings that lovers do, when she all of a sudden told me that if I loved her(which I truly did,best kisser I've ever found:inlove:) I would get out of bed, get dressed and drive 30 miles to the store across the street from her and get her some ice cream. She lived in San Francisco and I lived in the 'burbs, she could get her own ice cream easily. But NO, she wanted me, if I loved her, to get it. This is something a GG would do, dick or not they become unreasonable and female. A lot of things on that list wouldn't happen with the gurls I know.:yes::no:

Totally agree with 101
 

Genetic girls are totally lacking! A shemale' clit is a thing of beauty!! A GG well, pussy is very, very overrated! Go shemale, you will never go back to mere Pussy! I have been on a meat only diet, no fish for 3 years. I do enjoy this thread.

104. They provide lube for YOUR insides
105. They can please you in ways no woman could understand sexually. (stimulation of certain areas like the area between balls and ass, while they fuck you in the ass)

Haha I like these points!

106. They fuck men in the ass a lot harder than girls with strap ons. (have to be honest, this is the only thing they have over real girls to me)

i wonder if there is any tgirl with all your features . . .

107.They are beautiful and sexy and have male sexual heat .

better?
 

108. A Tranny secretes 2 kinds of milk;
A GGirl only yields one.

The special milk which the ggirl lacks,
a tranny gives you instantly on sucking.:p

109.Shemales are not hysterical, GGS are very hysterical.(belive me I know).

110.Shemales don't act like the sky is falling every 28 days...I think.

111.Both men and shemales have better understanding of each other's needs, including sexual mental and psychological needs, (more familiar with the body and soul)

Are you kidding? :D

Shhhh you'll ruin the surprise:p