Found this in a comment section... :cool:

Transgender "Archie" comic. Cute. :cool:

Our annual Halloween party is a month away. Time to decide on a costume. This one seems appropriate. Except I'm a "lefty." :lol: Now I just have to find a "Poison" to go with me. ;)

There will be a showing of "Rocky Horror" downtown this weekend for Halloween. We have decided to go as "Brad and Janet." I used to go as "Brad" back in college. :cool:

From the Urban Dictionary...

"Ripped like Santa"

A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular.

Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 flying beasts. He's got to be ripped.

Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.

Nice car. Not sure I'd do this. Maybe it's a "wrap." :(

Found this symbol and started using it on my website. It is new to me. I had been using a transgender flag which may have been inappropriate as I am not gay, lesbian, bisexual, or trans. However I feel very close to my friends who are and wanted to show my support. I learned it means "Trans Ally" which is probably a more accurate description of me. :cool:

Sorry, couldn't help it... Hope that will not be my final post on TLB. :lol: :innocent:

This is the tornado that went through Indianapolis Wednesday afternoon and was featured in the story "Busted!". Later, a much worse one hit just to our North. :(

The scene heading into downtown Indy early this morning. Another tornado was sighted during my 9:00 class. We meet in a basement computer lab and decided to ignore it... :innocent:

I had made mention of the "bondage priest" in another post. Thinking of going to a friend's Halloween party dressed as him. Complete with orange jumpsuit, mask, and handcuffs. :lol:

What I need to complete the scene is a tall blonde gorgeous dominant "sister." :innocent:

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays everyone! That of course is me in the middle with a couple of my friends... :innocent:

Yeah well is it the guy or the girl?:lol: Wait a minute though. She seeing my micro penis? I would worry more if he saw my micro penis.:drool:

For anyone that remembers vinyl, "The 100 Worst Album Covers of All Time." :eek:

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblog...-of-all-time/#

1. My favorite (of course it is). Now I want to see Volume 2... :innocent:
2. Thinking about using this as my profile pic... :lol:
3. WTF? Creepy Santa! Not exactly what I wished for Christmas... :(

Wow that's a pretty direct approach! I'd probably get slapped... :innocent:

This is actually a car ad from the 1950's. From Pinterest. :lol:

Keep on going
 

when you just want to quit

Following up on a topic from the Drag Queens thread... :innocent:

Anyone under 35 know what these are? Plus bonus points if you know what the last pic is... :lol:

Not only do I know what they are, but I've owned all of them including lots of 8 tracks.

Impressive. :respect: From what I know about such things the Marantz was among the best. And I know for sure that you are "under 35" because we are the same age... 29. The "prize" is a date with Foxy Angel. Have fun! ;)

Yep, it's amazing what I can remember being that I'm only 29.

If I remember correctly the dots around the edge of the platter were used to make sure that the platter was turning at the correct speed.

I'm going to enjoy my date with Foxy. I hope that she takes advantage of me. ;)

Actually, all my audio gear is from that era. But I'm over 35...

Was searching for something else entirely and found this. Couldn't help thinking "Oh Shit! It's my ex. With all her friends..." :lol::lol::lol:

Someone tried to pass this off as real. It didn't work... :lol:

Because the quality of the cardboard is too good? :confused:

Maybe because it didn't fit the license frame? :lol:

Damn, someone hacked my account again... :blush:

This is me and my "ex" from a few years ago. :lol::lol::lol:

Shit. :(

(No one was hurt BTW.)

Last Christmas some parents were outraged that the "Hatchimals" they bought their kids were allegedly saying "Fuck Me!" :lol:

Here's some toys from the past that look like they might have been pretty awesome... :cool:

You know that kid blowing glass is really making a bong. Look at his friend watching in anticipation. And I would have had lots of fun with an "Atomic Energy Lab" (nuking Detroit?) or "Magic Pistol." The last picture is one being tested today. :respect:

"...torture at it's most bizarre and terrible!" :lol:

The dreaded "Siamese Human Knot" from the Batman TV series. :eek:

Believe it or not someone has gone to great lengths to present an analysis of it! :respect:

http://www.batgirlbat-trap.com/shkanaly.html

I would like to do my own analysis. Preferably with Kelly Shore and Hazel Tucker as assistants. :drool: But not in this position... :innocent:

Actually found this book for sale on Amazon. :cool:

Sadly I'm originally from Detroit. As the All-Star break approaches, I realize that some things never change. :(

Some "retro" ads for today...

Thought Reagan would know that "backwards" like that typically means "fuck you." Maybe he did? :lol:

I'm an 80's and 90's kid. WE never had awesome toys like that... :respect:

Who knows what that is? No, it's not dirty (I know what you're thinking... :innocent:). I actually learned how to use one. I have a whole box of them with "Detroit Diesel" logos that were my dad's. Don't know how he got them. Passed 'em out to one of my programming classes to see if they could figure them out. :cool:

Definitely was born in the wrong time. A Sears catalog from the 60's. Research was required. :drool: The unbelievably beautiful model is Jean Shrimpton. :inlove:

Christmas in July! Can't disagree with that statement. A Guinness sounds good right now. :yes:

Notice anything suggestive about this ad? Neither did I... ;)

That was my calculator in highschool. They're quite easy to use and very accurate.

A few years ago I was working on the same project as a couple of engineering students. Naturally they used portable calculators and their phones when they had to do any mathematics. I amazed them when I could do the same calculations faster in my head than they could on their calculators. I told them about slide rules as a calculator and at first they thought I was pulling their leg. I told them to 'google' slide rule. It was quite the revelation for them after I explained how to use one.

I learned how to use a slide rule from my High School physics teacher. But I had played around a little with the ones I mentioned in my previous post as a kid. I think they were some kind of promotional item as they had “GM” and “Detroit Diesel” stamped on the case. My teacher could also beat any of us with our calculators. :respect:

My students had fun with them but quickly became bored and gave up. :(

Spent most of this afternoon learning about my new “crush.” Wow. I never expected to see anyone like that in a Sears catalog. The only thing I remember about a Sears catalog was the guy with his cock hanging out of his underwear… :lol::lol::lol:

Apparently, Jean was very big in the 60’s. One article referred to her as the “first supermodel.” Lots of stuff on her. I think she’s absolutely totally gorgeous. :heart:

(No wonder Sears is in trouble… No catalogs like that anymore. Heard they have already filed for bankruptcy in Canada. :eek:)

It looks like I missed out on a lot in the old Sears catalogues. When I was a kid I went right to the toys (kids' toys - get your mind out of the gutter :lol: ) and then sports equipment when I got older. When I got into my late teens and from then on I went to the tool section and later the tool catalogues. Obviously I should have been looking at the women's clothing sections.

The Sears model is very cute and you know I like the retro stuff:cool:

I think the first thing I ever jerked off to was a woman's clothing catalog. Remember the good old days before the internet?:confused:

Yes. It's hard to believe there was life without it. Smartphones too. One had to be more, umm... "creative." I used to take my mom’s Sears catalog upstairs just to look at the models. :innocent:

I still remember her. She had a very short blue nightgown on and great legs. She was standing with her head back and her hand looked like it was brushing her hair. Her legs were apart. :turnon: Afterward I was so scared that I might have come on my mom's catalog... Death would have been the result. God, I didn’t realize my memory was that good… :blush:

Jean Shrimpton’s modeling career predates me by at least several years! If I had known of her I probably would have cut those pages out and put them on the wall of my room. :heart: My biggest “crushes” in the 80’s were Christie Brinkley, Heather Thomas, Nancy Wilson, and Debbie Gibson (the 80's "Hannah Montana" LOL). I got to meet Heather at something I went to with my dad. Maybe ’87 or ’88. This was long after “Fall Guy.” She was super sweet and I was totally in awe of her. :inlove: I still have the autographed pic. I’m sure she thought a certain 7 or 8 year old was quite the precocious little shit… :lol:

The period from maybe the forties through the eighties is perhaps the “great” era of glamour. Maybe that’s why we enjoy so many of the drag queens—they bring back the femininity and sexuality of that time. :heart: :respect:

What is the saying? "It's all fun 'till someone gets hurt." I don't know for sure the status of the driver (I have heard they survived) but the second picture is all they were able to salvage of the car. :eek:

A Hellcat can put out 700 hp when you use the red key. For comparison a NASCAR Sprint Cup engine puts out about 800-900 hp. The old supercharged "Offys" of Indy fame back in the day were around 1,000 hp.

A Bugatti Chiron produces around 1,500 hp. Top speed 261 MPH (420 km/h). I once said about the Chiron "It will give you an orgasm... or kill you." :respect:

(Just heard that Floyd Mayweather has to sell his Bugatti. Maybe I can buy it from him? :lol:)

I'm going to respond to this over in the Drag Queens thread as it ties in with our discussions there.:respect:

I love the well-filled pantyhose in that picture. :-)

Batman was very "suggestive" for its time. Boner and I both love these shows from the 60's and 70's. Wonder Woman was another. I can't believe some of the stuff the censors allowed them to get away with back then! Sexual innuendo, bondage, torture, whippings, etc. :innocent:

You should consider joining our thread "Early Experiences - What turned you on?” I would love it if more would participate. :respect:

Speaking of "Usenet" the following is the "oldest" file I have on my computer. It was downloaded on June 7, 1993! At the time, I was finishing 6th grade in Michigan. It has been on every computer I have ever owned since then. It has traveled with me, been to grad school, was probably at my first wedding, when I bought my first home, etc. Sad... :lol::lol::lol:

I had "older" stuff too but it would have been on "floppies" and would be long gone or in our garage in a box. I still have a "Terminator 2" screensaver from 1991 or 1992. But I don't know if it would even run today.

Sorry I don't have any porn from back then. :( I used to have a super hi-res pic of the most incredible looking blonde wearing hot pink thong bikini bottoms. God. What an ass! :turnon: It literally would fill my 17" NEC monitor (anyone remember when that was considered awesome?)

Probably got rid of all of it when I got married several years later. The oldest file I have kept is a beautiful hi-res (non nude) wallpaper of Kimber in a bikini on the beach from maybe 2008 or 2009 right after my divorce. :drool:

"Batman" was the best because it had Catwoman. Batgirl, and Marsha Queen of Diamonds! I was too young to understand at the time but that's the first time I remember thinking I sure liked those ladies :inlove:

I really enjoy the new thread and wish more would participate as well :respect::cool:

Glad you like the thread. I was hoping for more interest. I've enjoyed your contributions. It seems we have similar interests and experiences (and are close in age I believe). I'm sure there's others. I've not posted anything more because I don't want to discourage anyone. Also this is probably the busiest time of year for me.

I will have to see if "Batman" is on cable anywhere. I have the movie on DVD. Maybe I'll watch it later. Lee Meriwether plays Catwoman in the movie. She's very beautiful (I actually like her more as "Miss Kitka" :heart:) but Julie Newmar owns that role. :inlove:

Julie Newmar does own the role of Catwoman but Lee Meriwether as "Miss Kitka"? Wow! :inlove:

One of the coolest birthday gifts I received was a "fidget spinner" with my college logo on it. It sits on my desk and you would be amazed at the number of clients who play with it.

But I think this fellow might have gone maybe just a little too far... :eek:

Halloween will soon be here. I've decided that this year I want to go as "Deadpool." As for my date... I think that's pretty obvious. :inlove::inlove::inlove:

[QUOTE=a9127;266816]Yes. It's hard to believe there was life without it. Smartphones too. One had to be more, umm... "creative." I used to take my mom’s Sears catalog upstairs just to look at the models. :innocent:

I still remember her. She had a very short blue nightgown on and great legs. She was standing with her head back and her hand looked like it was brushing her hair. Her legs were apart. :turnon: Afterward I was so scared that I might have come on my mom's catalog... Death would have been the result. God, I didn’t realize my memory was that good… :blush:

Jean Shrimpton’s modeling career predates me by at least several years! If I had known of her I probably would have cut those pages out and put them on the wall of my room. :heart: My biggest “crushes” in the 80’s were Christie Brinkley, Heather Thomas, Nancy Wilson, and Debbie Gibson (the 80's "Hannah Montana" LOL). I got to meet Heather at something I went to with my dad. Maybe ’87 or ’88. This was long after “Fall Guy.” She was super sweet and I was totally in awe of her. :inlove: I still have the autographed pic. I’m sure she thought a certain 7 or 8 year old was quite the precocious little shit… :lol:

The period from maybe the forties through the eighties is perhaps the “great” era of glamour. Maybe that’s why we enjoy so many of the drag queens—they bring back the femininity and sexuality of that time. :heart: :respect:[/QUOTE]

It is about time that someone liked the glam of the eighties too. I am a little too young for the forties but I learned to play guitar in the eighties just to wear the makeup and the clothing for an excuse. I still play hair metal. Does anyone remember how pretty Vince Neil was on the jacket of Shout at the Devil? Hell the song Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith was written about Vince Neil. What about all the members of Poison when Looked What the Cat Dragged in was released on the jacket? I was in my teens and albums like that and bands like that made me want to learn and play in a band. Teased hair with too much hair spray and over the top makeup and high heels and tight pants and tops. The forties was very glam but the women were fem and the men were masculine, the eighties opened the door for a lot more. I am glad I lived those times because it was a way to express without too much BS involved. I remember buying makeup at department stores in Little Rock and getting a look and just saying I was in a band and all was good. It was the same with the hair at a salon when I wanted bottle blonde.

I am probably a little older than you because I was doing my deal in Hollywood in '87 and '88 couch surfing, starving and praying for a gig at the "Whiskey". We were a little after our time though.

But when it comes between Debbie Gibson and Tiffany I always though Tiffany was a little better looking and kind of like most girls I grew up around. Debbie Gibson seemed a little more preppie. But I really didn't listen to that kind of music though. I was still ACDC, Poison, Sabbath, Motley Crue, and others that was a little harder driving.

Just my one and half cents worth.:innocent:

Well I'm all set to go as "Deadpool" to my company's Halloween party. Just need a date... :blush:

Of course you know who my #1 choice is. Her eyes even turn green when she's about to go evil. Is that my kind of girl or what? :inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Shit, I'd go as Mickey Mouse just to get a date with Dove. :innocent:)

I hope Dove takes you up on that date because she sure is cute!:inlove:

Drop dead gorgeous I reckon!

I hope so too... :innocent: Beautiful pics. :inlove::inlove::inlove: Thanks! :respect:

Devil's Night
 

Many communities across the United States have their own way of celebrating the night before Halloween. Detroit Michigan is somewhat unique in the destructive “Devils Night.” Allegedly a tradition going back to the 1800’s it perhaps reached it’s peak in 1984 when the Tigers won the World Series. I am far too young to remember any of that but have heard there were between 300-500 fires set. By 1992 I was old enough to venture out with friends. We didn’t have anything in mind but guess we thought it was cool or something. Somehow my Dad got wind of it and went out looking for us. He found us down the street, asked us “what do you dumbshits think you’re doing?” made us get in the car, and took us back home. It was a Friday, so we stayed up all night watching MTV, playing videogames, and looking at my friend’s brothers Playboy and Penthouse collection. :innocent:

We lived in the suburbs so the worst that ever happened was our mailbox got blown up once and a rock was thrown through one of our windows scaring my Mom. My Dad and I went out looking for whoever did it but no luck. Indiana has been quite tame by comparison. The worst I’ve ever seen down here are “TP’d” trees…

Happy Halloween! :cool:

LOL yeah suburban kids were a little different than inner city kids and bot were different than rural kids. I grew up rural and we always hit the most "sinister graveyards" on Halloween night to get high in.:innocent: One of my great aunt's was even buried in one and it was down a road called China Grove in Central Arkansas if you look it up. It is kind of a triangulation between Alexander, Benton and Sardis town wise.

From "Newsweek" 11/17/2017:

(Maybe he just wanted to be "Top Gun." :lol:)

Courtesy of “NASA.gov”:

After seeing the picture below, my first thought was of course about the possibility of life on other planets. Who knew “ET” was so well-endowed? :eek:

"Emotions" Color Chart found on Pinterest. What are your favorites? Mine are: Red (Lust) and Black (Corruption). :innocent:

Naughty Santa! Actually you can't blame him. The poor guy only gets to come once a year... :innocent:

The "Elf on the Shelf" even gets into the holiday spirit...":cool:

Thought this artwork of Harley Quinn and the Joker was super hot. She is really beautiful here and I am imagining that she has a cock. ;) :turnon: :inlove:

1985?
 

Saw this picture pop up in an ad this morning on MSNBC when I was reading about the Amtrak crash. The caption said something about "Indiana Homeowners born in 1985 or before." Good grief! :( I didn't realize this was the perception of people in their 30's. Ouch!!! No wonder Dove Cameron hasn't texted me in a while. :innocent: I may not leave the house today... :lol::lol::lol:

Man with 19" cock. :eek:

According to the article he has been stretching his dick for many years and is not capable of having sex. Doctors also found his "functional" penis is really only 7" the rest is foreskin.

Not sure if I believe any of this or not. Here's the article:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/21/man-19...forms-7175807/

Sex Education from 1950's! :lol:

The first one looks like it's written for adults. "Sex Explained," "How babies are conceived and born." Are they serious? :confused:

The look on that kids face is awesome. Definitely woulda been me... :innocent:

From "As Boys Grow (1957)." Coach decides to teach his team about the facts of life. In the video, he says "going out with girls is fun." He's right about that. :respect:

Ha ha! Kind of goes with what we're talking about on the "Early Experiences"
thread!:lol:

Had to miss Hayley's birthday yesterday because I was getting a haircut. It came out so well Dove is back to texting me again. We are getting together for New Year's. :lol::lol::lol:

(Seriously, this was in the news today. The hair stylist ran the clippers over the man's head in anger. According to "Time" the stylist was arrested. :()

Time always fixes bad haircuts. ;)

Yes, and the client will probably sue the salon for millions. :(

It looks like Fox picked up the story:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/27...hind-bars.html

Of course I learned long ago to just do it myself... :lol::lol::lol:

Who likes military tech?
 

R2D2 with a murderboner...

I know you're still waiting for Dove to show up for that date, Andy. Hopefully when she does she'll be dressed like she is in this picture!:heart::drool:

Nice. Thanks. :respect: She turned 22 Monday. Catching up to me... :lol::lol::lol:

Here's a recent pic. Think it's from the premiere of Descendants 2 last summer. Maybe if I'm lucky she'll swing by here in that limo for our date. :innocent: :heart:

According to a news story I read earlier today someone has created a "robot priest" that gives blessings and forgives sins. :eek:

Personally I would rather "confess" my sins to the robot in the second picture :drool: and suffer my penance... :innocent:

Today (January 25) marks the 40th anniversary of the “Blizzard of 1978.” Starting in the Ohio Valley it intensified and dumped up to 36” (91 cm) of snow on the Central and Eastern parts of the United States. Wind gusts of up to 100 mph (160 km) were recorded and 70 people lost their lives.

Although my family lived in Detroit at the time and I was not yet around, my Dad took an 8mm film of the aftermath. We did not get the snow that other areas got. Still we had drifts that covered our garage. In many areas all the snow that piled up did not melt until June. :eek:

This picture is of the I-65 Zionsville exit in Indiana looking North (on the way to Chicago) after the worst had passed through Indiana. I take this exit everyday home from work. Where I live today is about a mile East on W. Stonegate Dr. across from the Elementary School. The sign says “334.” Could it be the same one after all this time? This is the “Oak St.” referenced in many of my stories. Downtown Zionsville is several miles to the East. Forty years ago it looks like nothing was there. Today it is all businesses, condos, and shopping centers. Amazon has a large distribution center just to our North.

Many of us on TLB have tech backgrounds or degrees. I work on the weekends and was just checking my mail. This was in my inbox - thought some of you might enjoy these... :cool:

My recent post about Françoise in "Grand Prix" :inlove: got me thinking (besides about her) how much the cars have changed since 1966. The advanced technology inside a modern racing car is something else entirely. Kinda like a several-million dollar computer on wheels that goes over 230 MPH (370.15 km). :cool:

"Safety" in the movie appears to be nonexistent. Drivers run into hay bales and trees, spectators line the course without any form of grandstand or barrier and get onto the track, at least one driver is almost decapitated when his car runs under a guardrail, and one of the main characters is killed tragically at the end when his car runs off a high banking and explodes. :(

Here are a couple of Ferrari "concept" cars for 2019. The third picture is Lewis Hamilton winning the United States GP in 2007 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. I was fortunate to see this race as well as the inaugural event in 2000 won by Michael Schumacher. Bringing F1 here was a good thing IMHO. Indy screwed it up of course and lost out for 2008 and beyond. Now F1 runs a race in Austin, Texas at the Circuit of the Americas. Lewis Hamilton has won six times. :respect:

Car porn. This is the F1 "concept" for Red Bull. :drool:

Here’s one more “fantasy” car. This one from DeviantArt. Looks like someone drove it to downtown Zionsville. Wonder who? :innocent: Allegedly has a top speed of over 600km/h (372.823 MPH). :eek:

Watched “Grand Prix” again on YouTube a couple days ago. Still think it’s perhaps the best movie about auto racing. Even with 50 year old technology. Of course the main attraction for me is Françoise.:inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Forgot she leaves her driver at the end for her “american boyfriend.” If only she had been born 40 years later… Or me 40 years earlier… Sigh… :heart:

The fastest and most powerful cars in racing, Top Fuel dragsters actually make only a very short run (now at 1000 feet in the US due to a fatal accident several years ago). The standard track had always been ¼ mile (402 meters). Speeds approach 340 MPH (547.177 km) and the race lasts only 3 to 4 seconds. Unlike F1, NASCAR, or IndyCar, it is a flat-out speed contest. If you’ve ever wanted to blow away the car next to you at a stop light, that’s pretty much what it is all about. Evolved from the “slingshot” style cars of the 50’s and 60’s today’s modern dragster is a highly advanced piece of technology. It is also incredibly dangerous mainly due to the unbelievable speeds. To generate this kind of power nitromethane fuel is used. Explosions are common, and engines are required to be covered with a “Kevlar” blanket to keep shrapnel from going into the crowd. Here’s a look at some facts behind Top Fuel drag racing:

One Top Fuel dragster outfitted with a 500 cubic-inch (8.2 liters) Dodge Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.

An NHRA Top Fuel Dragster accelerates faster than any other land vehicle on Earth.

The current speed record is 337.58 MPH (Tony Schumacher, who’s car is pictured below). :respect:

For comparison, you're driving, say, a new Lingenfelter twin-turbo Corvette Z-06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is staged and ready to "launch" down a quarter-mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard, through the gears, and cross the starting line passing the dragster at 200 MPH. The light goes green for both of you at that exact moment. The dragster departs and starts after you. You keep your foot to the floor, and within a mere 3 seconds he catches and passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter-mile away from where you just passed him. :drool:

(The Labor Day weekend before we moved here from Michigan, our family came down to Indianapolis to look at houses. Me, my dad, and my girlfriend went to the US Nationals. They were less than enthusiastic. Still in high-school, when I expressed an interest in learning how to do this, my dad just said “no” and she said it was “fucking crazy.” :lol:)

Best advice I ever got. ;) Thanks Dad! :respect:

Someone asked me about mentioning a Bentley dealer in Zionsville in a couple of my stories. Yes there really is. It's a fairly insignificant looking building located next to a Dairy Queen. You wouldn't notice it ordinarily. Other than the sign and the logo, you might think they sold furniture or it maybe was an art gallery--unless you looked inside. :drool: It's been owned by the same family for many years. No, I don't own one... I'm more the Ferrari type anyway. ;)

"Retro" wrist watches. The "TV" is from 1983. Actually it's pretty cool. :respect: Also picked up a "fashion tip" from the guy onscreen for the next time I go on a date--wear my collar outside my Leisure Suit and unbutton my shirt down to my navel. Sure to impress... If that fails then there's always a "gold tone" classic Casio digital "timepiece." Found one online for $65. If I can't get laid flashing that thing at the bar, there is no God. :lol:

From a web site featuring "Cartoon characters turned into monsters." :cool:

(Took me a while to realize that was Shrek's toe... :blush:)

Damn. I was sure I'd take home the gold... :lol::lol::lol:

More weird t-shirts... They said the last one didn't make any sense. It does to me. :lol::lol::lol:

(Actually I'm thinking of making it my new personal motto... :innocent:)

Tyler Durden: “Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!”
Narrator: “Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.”
Tyler Durden: “Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?”
Narrator: “Guess I fucked it up...”
Tyler Durden: “No, that was perfect!”

It gets worse... "Born before 1985?" OMG!!!

Fuck, forget the nursing home, just bury me now... :lol::lol::lol:

Was curious to see what the "How Old Do I Look" site said. Not known for accuracy, sometimes it gets it right (like when it said I looked "18" :lol:) this appears closer to his true age. I would have guessed he's in his 80's.

(Yes, I know it's a sleazy ad on CNN masquerading as a "story" but "Born in 1985" = 33. Hardly the age of the man pictured. $355? Not even a car payment. Wonder what the scam is? :confused:)

Born before 1969? She looks more like one of my students! :lol::lol::lol:

I'd be glad to help her with her computer. Maybe over dinner? Then back to her place for drinks... :innocent:

I've always had a thing for "older women" anyway! :drool:

(I don't know about the drinks. She doesn't look old enough. But 2018-1969=49. She must workout a lot. The "scam" this time is for AntiVirus software. :confused:)

The only thing worse than when your "ex" asks if you would like to "meet for coffee" is when she brings her friends along... :eek:

Gas powered Milking Machine. Just afraid it might wake the neighbors... :eek:

Have had sex on my Harley before but never thought it could run on cum... :drool:

Electric Cum vacuum cleaner... Looks powerful enough to pull it right off. :(

I'm not sure why but I really like this picture!:eek:

Welcome to the world of female domination/ballbusting! :blush:

Here's some more pics of it. The first girl charges $1,850 USD. Still cheaper than a divorce attorney... :lol:

I know there are many who are sick of seeing or even take offense at those “ads” on CNN. You know, the ones that say “Born Before 1985” then show someone clearly in their 70’s or 80’s. Well I was “born before 1985” as were many of us on here! :(

But enough complaining. Today I finally found an ad that actually got my attention.

I’m all for improving US-Russia relations so I would like to invite the beautiful General :inlove::inlove::inlove: over to my place for a romantic candlelight dinner. We could discuss issues of importance to both our countries... :lol: Maybe if it ever warms up here in Indiana we could go for a late night ride on my Harley. Hell I’d even let her “interrogate” me if she wanted. Or maybe she’d rather have me interrogate her… Either way it sounds like fun. :drool: :innocent:

(I decided to look her up. Her name is Natalia Poklonskaya. Born in 1980, she is Deputy of the State Duma of Russian Federation and former Prosecutor of the Republic of Crimea. Hence the uniform. Natalia, you need to visit the US--you'd love Zionsville. I'm serious... :heart:)

This reminds me, baseball season is almost here... :lol::lol::lol:

More "Born before 1985" fun... :(

(The CNN one. How dare they use my picture without my permission? :lol:)

For some reason, today I’ve gotten more of those “Born before 1985” fake ads (you know the ones that show people in their 70’s and 80’s.) So I decided to look up celebrities I admire to see which ones were born in 1985. Quite a few, and none of them looks “old.” Maybe 'cause they're not. I’m a little older so perhaps I really am old after all. :blush:

Here’s just a few:

Cristiano Ronaldo :respect:
Gal Gadot :inlove:
Bruno Mars :respect:
Kayley Cuoco :inlove:
Lewis Hamilton :respect:
Dwight Howard :respect:
Ashley Tisdale :inlove:
Beth Behrs : :inlove:
Bar Refaeli :inlove:

Finally I found something I liked. :cool: Since according to these "fake ads" on CNN, everyone born "before 1985" already has one foot in the grave, then it would be nice to find an "assisted living facility" like this one to spend my final days. :lol::lol::lol:

(Maybe Dove, Miley, and Hayley could come and visit me? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

Got another one of those ads today (what is it about "1985" anyway?). This one was about "cars for seniors." They were advertising different models appropriate for older folks... So I said "fuck it I'm going to trade the Hellcat in on one of these..." :lol::lol::lol:

The moment she found out I was "born before 1985." :(

Wow! I didn't know half this stuff... :lol::lol::lol: