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ila 05-27-2011 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 186046)
You think that's a "bag"? Don't they have opthalmologists up there in the frozen north?

No, but we do have ophthalmologists up here. :p

smc 05-27-2011 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 186141)
No, but we do have ophthalmologists up here. :p

Tou -- FUCKING -- ch?.

I am sufficiently humbled by my typing gaffe.

ila 05-27-2011 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 186142)
Tou -- FUCKING -- ch?.

I am sufficiently humbled by my typing gaffe.

:lol:
I really didn't think that you would purposely misspell a Greek word.

dauls 05-29-2011 10:37 PM

source unknown!
 
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:eek: And what do you imagine the 'World's Greatest Doctor' (see mug) did after he recovered his composure? :innocent:

smc 05-30-2011 01:12 PM

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This made me laugh.

smc 06-01-2011 10:47 PM

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A license plate that might be found on the truck of one of our forum members, perhaps?

smc 06-09-2011 05:02 PM

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Another example of what can happen when a man thinks with his dick.

dauls 06-11-2011 10:02 PM

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;) Influencing the movies...

smc 06-28-2011 03:09 PM

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I took this picture from out of the airplane while returning from a recent trip to Africa. Seriously.

dauls 07-15-2011 01:05 PM

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:innocent: Real or just a wind-up...

randolph 09-18-2011 04:41 PM

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Emergency crew during an Irish flood.

Natalie_J 10-07-2011 08:47 AM

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Errr, I think there's something you should know...

shadows 10-08-2011 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Natalie_J (Post 198135)
Errr, I think there's something you should know...

That's the mousiest cat I've ever seen!;):lol:

ila 10-08-2011 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 198195)
That's the mousiest cat I've ever seen!;):lol:

That isn't a mouse, but I would say it is a marsupial.

shadows 10-08-2011 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 198216)
That isn't a mouse, but I would say it is a marsupial.

I know it's not a mouse, but since I didn't know what it was exactly, I just played on the whole cat-and-mouse thing.:)

Natalie_J 10-09-2011 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by shadows (Post 198272)
I know it's not a mouse, but since I didn't know what it was exactly, I just played on the whole cat-and-mouse thing.:)

I believe it's a Possum.

shadows 10-10-2011 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Natalie_J (Post 198294)
I believe it's a Possum.

I wonder what they will do with it once they learn it's not a cat. Hopefully they just end up releasing him back into the wild.

Natalie_J 10-11-2011 10:06 AM

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I've been following the protests on Wall Street with interest recently, but something even more important has been pointed out to me...

shadows 10-12-2011 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Natalie_J (Post 198510)
I've been following the protests on Wall Street with interest recently, but something even more important has been pointed out to me...

"C is for COOKIE, motherfuckers!";):lol:

smc 11-08-2011 12:01 PM

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I know it's offensive, but it's also really funny, so I had to post this picture.

ErosArtist 11-08-2011 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 200560)
I know it's offensive, but it's also really funny, so I had to post this picture.

Lol!!! I'm looking for a picture of a friend of mine from years back in a T-Shirt with something similar about dyslexia. It read "Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!"

He also had one with something along the lines of "Dyslexics believe that Satan lives at the North Pole..."

If I can anything I can post, I'll do so accordingly.

smc 11-09-2011 04:53 PM

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I give odds that it's a machine that runs Windows. :yes:

smc 11-16-2011 09:35 AM

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More proof that a large number of technological innovations in the world begin with the military.

Natalie_J 11-18-2011 07:02 AM

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And you thought you had problems...

smc 12-10-2011 09:54 AM

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I prefer to use my mouth, not a coffee mug. :yes:

Natalie_J 12-10-2011 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 202935)
I prefer to use my mouth, not a coffee mug. :yes:

Good job - it might take a while to fill a whole mug.

Unless you're inviting a few friends around of course :)

smc 12-13-2011 02:46 PM

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A gift suggestion for the sissy boy on your Christmas list.

dauls 12-22-2011 01:01 PM

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Blonde on a park bench...

smc 01-12-2012 08:43 PM

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It's been a quite winter snow-wise here in Boston (USA), but there will be snowman funerals before the season is over.

smc 01-27-2012 03:40 PM

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I take no comfort in the fact that Pope Benedict XVI and I share a lust for panty-clad cocks. :no:

smc 01-31-2012 10:15 AM

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I really don't care for the "delicious" family of apples ... too sweet, too soft ... but I would definitely make an exception for this one. :drool:

smc 02-02-2012 10:09 PM

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A "tribute" to one of America's most insipid traditions, every February 2: Groundhog Day.

smc 02-29-2012 10:53 AM

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Poor little fella ...

smc 03-09-2012 11:33 AM

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Sorry, but I couldn't help but post this cartoon I just found.

smc 03-22-2012 11:13 PM

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Of course it is.

smc 04-09-2012 07:23 AM

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I was in Switzerland very briefly not too long ago, and I didn't see anything like this. I guess I needed to get out of Geneva.

A.Ton.Of.Fun.And.Cum 04-10-2012 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 211419)
I was in Switzerland very briefly not too long ago, and I didn't see anything like this. I guess I needed to get out of Geneva.

My, oh my, smc! That farm makes a product that certainly costs more than the regular price of milk.

Whether just for fun or for profit, I'd certainly like to be a farmhand at that ranch. ;)

dauls 04-26-2012 11:19 PM

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In Case of Fire...

smc 04-28-2012 02:04 PM

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This is priceless!

Natalie_J 04-29-2012 06:14 AM

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Wrong on many levels but still funny...

smc 05-03-2012 04:36 PM

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This is either about fishing bait or some kind of public confession required by a bizarre 12-step program. :lol:

smc 05-08-2012 04:17 PM

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Don't you just hate when that happens, and the doctor looks like him?! :lol:

smc 05-15-2012 04:21 PM

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Great moments from the Old Testament.

moonvisage 07-03-2012 07:43 AM

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'' Who let the Riff Raff in? '' :lol:

dauls 07-10-2012 02:35 PM

Possibly the world's most expensive can of cola?
 
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Ronaldinho?s ?500,000 can of Pepsi...
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from: uk.eurosport.yahoo.com

Anyone over the age of 30 will probably remember the famous 'Pepsi challenge' adverts, which got blindfolded punters to see if they preferred Pepsi or Coke.

One thing's for sure: Ronaldinho definitely prefers Pepsi. So much so that his fondness for the soft drink has cost the Brazilian football legend a sponsorship deal with Coca-Cola worth ?500,000 a year.

Ronaldinho stunned Coke chiefs by turning up at a press conference and sipping nonchalantly from a can of their arch-rivals' fizzy pop. Furious bosses at the Atlanta-based firm immediately demanded that the plug be pulled on his huge endorsement deal, according to a report in the 'O Estado de Sao Paulo' newspaper.

It's just the latest blow for the 32-year-old, twice a winner of the FIFA World Player of the Year award, who has struggled to shine since he left AC Milan two years ago to finish his career in his homeland.

His spell at Flamengo came to an end last month after two unhappy seasons in which he was lambasted both for poor performances on the pitch and bad behaviour off it, with reports claiming that he consistently failed to turn up to training and was more interested in throwing wild parties.

Ronaldinho recently moved to a new club, Atletico Mineiro, and Coke bosses claim that they had already been growing weary of the star's antics.

"The fact that the player has appeared with a can of Pepsi was the straw that broke the camel's back," Coca Cola marketing chief Marcelo Pontes told the paper. "The sponsorship had become embarrassing."

smc 07-10-2012 04:02 PM

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Not precisely accurate, but I think everyone will get the point ...

dauls 07-19-2012 11:03 PM

@lewdart.com
 
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A Jaxtraw funny...

dauls 07-20-2012 10:56 PM

@lewdart.com
 
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lickdick 07-22-2012 01:50 PM

Nice vibrator sorry IBRATOR

dauls 07-24-2012 02:08 PM

@lewdart.com
 
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dauls 08-02-2012 11:56 AM

Queen stars in Bond pastiche...
 
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I saw this one in a newspaper a couple of days after the London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony...
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dauls 08-11-2012 01:16 PM

From the men's 105+kg Olympic weightlifting competition on 7th August 2012...
 
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German weightlifter drops barbell on his head, walks away

Defending weightlifting gold medallist Matthias Steiner walked away from a terrifying incident on Tuesday when he dropped a barbell weighing 432 pounds on his neck during the Olympic 105+ kg competition.

The German was attempting to snatch 196 kg when his knees and arms buckled, causing the massive weight to fall on top of his head. Steiner collapsed under the barbell and instantaneously flopped while its mass bent his neck and head. He was immediately tended to by medical officials and somehow got to his feet, saluted the crowd and walked off under his own power. He didn't return to the competition. The Associated Press reports Steiner went to the hospital for precautionary X-rays.


Natalie_J 09-09-2012 09:16 AM

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Don't think this really needs a comment from me...

smc 10-19-2012 12:44 PM

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Who knew this was the subplot in "Little Red Riding Hood"?!

guest 10-20-2012 08:40 AM

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here is my contribution for this Saturday Morning...

jmadaf 11-21-2012 11:42 PM

Julie, Diana
 
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For the unitiated, I present Julie Newmar. In my youth, she was second only to Diana Rigg for my pre-pubescent attention. mmmmm, now if only I could travel back in time, meet both of them together, and discover something extra in their pants. I'm going to pass out just thinking about it!

I love them both too, that Avengers woman,:turnon: boy how I wish:turnon::turnon:

Natalie_J 12-11-2012 06:57 AM

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Maybe a bit early for Xmas but here it is anyway, just to get you in the festive spirit :)

Natalie_J 12-25-2012 02:36 PM

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I hope you all got what you wanted for Xmas...

smc 01-23-2013 10:01 AM

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"Happy Birthday" and "Congratulations" and "Get Well Soon" are just so boring when it comes to decorating cakes!

smc 02-14-2013 09:41 AM

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Ever happened to you?

smc 02-21-2013 11:41 AM

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A friend claims to have seen this for real.


smc 02-27-2013 01:50 PM

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ila, let's meet here for lunch real soon. ;)

ila 02-27-2013 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 230080)
ila, let's meet here for lunch real soon. ;)

That looks like a very good plan.:respect:

smc 03-07-2013 07:13 AM

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A new twist on a classic scientific question ...

smc 03-08-2013 09:08 AM

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This speaks for itself.

smc 03-16-2013 08:39 AM

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St. Patrick's Day is drawing nigh. This one's especially for ila.

ila 03-16-2013 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 231065)
St. Patrick's Day is drawing nigh. This one's especially for ila.

:lol: I'll have to indulge (or rather ingest) tomorrow.

smc 03-22-2013 08:26 AM

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I laugh every time I read this.

smc 05-11-2013 12:45 PM

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This give new meaning to ordering a "banana split" at the ice cream shop.

smc 05-21-2013 10:44 AM

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My sentiments exactly ...

smc 06-01-2013 02:27 PM

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It's not "handicapped" but "differently abled." :yes:

smc 06-04-2013 03:20 PM

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Apparently, boners come in forms other than those of which we typically think.


smc 06-20-2013 07:14 PM

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So true (from what I hear, having never done yoga) ...

smc 07-03-2013 09:57 AM

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... and, unlike a thumb, it spurts pure deliciousness!

a9127 07-05-2013 10:26 AM

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Haven't seen any "weird signs" on here in a while. Here's three for today! :cool:

a9127 07-05-2013 10:39 AM

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My cat this morning when I slept in and forgot to feed her...

smc 07-05-2013 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by a9127 (Post 236900)
Haven't seen any "weird signs" on here in a while. Here's three for today! :cool:

The middle one may not be completely clear from the picture. It says: "Grabbing the entire [thing] is forbidden on company premises." :lol:

a9127 07-29-2013 04:49 PM

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http://fox5sandiego.com/news/stories...#axzz2aTNtWoiG

a9127 07-29-2013 10:17 PM

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This was allegedly sent in response to a customer's complaint regarding a washing machine they had purchased. :lol:

a9127 08-19-2013 09:13 PM

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Good grief!

Devora_la_devi 09-16-2013 09:28 AM

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My contribution to spend the day with a bit of humor


Because of cuts in Brussels

a9127 09-28-2013 12:16 PM

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Thought smc in particular might enjoy the first one... ;)

Don't want to even think about the after-effects of the second one... :eek:

The last one reminds me of a bad acid trip from the 60's (and I wasn't even around yet)... :cool:

a9127 10-03-2013 10:23 PM

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Well, at least it's better than using Nair... :eek:

smc 01-10-2014 03:37 PM

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I far prefer to suck, but I understand that limits the commercial viability of the product ...

a9127 03-10-2014 01:16 PM

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Gives a new meaning to the word “sexting”…

At least I know my cell phone is “turned on”…

Is this what they meant by “reach out and touch someone”?

a9127 05-17-2014 12:36 PM

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This really needs no explanation... :lol:

a9127 05-18-2014 05:53 PM

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Kryptonite chewing gum?

a9127 06-02-2014 08:01 PM

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A friend sent me these. At first I thought it was a joke but after some “research” (or time wasted on the Internet… :innocent:) I discovered there really is a “Bibleman”! One of the sites I visited described Bibleman as a “35 year old virgin in a plastic suit.”:lol: I’ll let you draw your own conclusions… One thing’s for sure if I had kids I don’t think I’d let this weirdo anywhere near them! Although “Breaking the Bonds of Disobedience” could be delightfully kinky if it involved, say, Hazel Tucker or Rakel Rodrigues. :drool:

a9127 06-21-2014 11:55 PM

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Was wondering what happens next myself... :cool: This is from the "Nancy" comic strip--from 1944! Would the censors even allow this today or do I just have a dirty mind? :innocent:

a9127 08-12-2014 12:10 AM

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Why didn't they have books like this when I was in high-school? :(

The L.A. Times reports that 1,500 people have signed an online petition demanding that Your Health Today be removed from the supplemental materials for health class. The petition says it "exposes youth to sexual games, sexual fantasies, sexual bondage with handcuffs, ropes, and blindfolds, sexual toys and vibrator devices, and additional instruction that is extremely inappropriate for 13 and 14 year-old youth."

a9127 03-17-2015 05:25 PM

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Like it says... :cool:

ila 03-17-2015 05:47 PM

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Like it says... :cool:

That's not a buffet. It's barely a one course snack. ;) :lol:

a9127 03-17-2015 09:15 PM

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ila, you are right. This is more like it... ;)

ila 03-17-2015 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by a9127 (Post 255626)
ila, you are right. This is more like it... ;)

Much better. :respect:

Athame 03-17-2015 09:48 PM

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I'll play :)

a9127 03-19-2015 11:09 PM

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I'll play :)

Aisle 15 looks like it would be fun. Much better than the local Menard's... :innocent:

a9127 06-21-2015 05:43 AM

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Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia pick out a Father's Day card... :cool:

a9127 06-26-2015 03:57 PM

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Hmmm, now if they were actually able to combine NY and LA… :lol:

Not the ET of my childhood… :eek:

That is “TMI” my friend… :frown:

For me it was when Metallica released "St. Anger”… :(

Would wear this to work. Seriously! :cool:

Strangely, this makes sense… ;)

ila 06-26-2015 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by a9127 (Post 257298)
...Would wear this to work. Seriously! :cool:...

I completely understand why. There has been more than one occasion where I wanted to do this.

a9127 06-28-2015 11:58 AM

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Always use a spotter. Always.


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