Carolina Ramirez, "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I'm sure I'm not the only one on here that has watched more than a few of her videos... Very sexy and beautiful. :drool: :innocent: :turnon:)

35 Years Ago?
 

More art from “Kinky Jimmy.” :respect: She’s saying: “Andy, I realize it’s only our first date but I hope you will want to go out again... Maybe tomorrow night?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(This is supposed to be “Samus” from the videogame “Metroid” by Nintendo. First released in 1986, computer graphics have come a long way since then. Second picture is Samus from 35 years ago. Shit. Bet that would have been tough to beat off to. :()

Super Greens?
 

This ad just came up on my phone... :drool:

She's saying: "Andy. Would you like to try some Super Elixir Greens?" :confused:

Me: "Yes." Guess it's a date then! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(She looked familiar. It's Elle Macpherson. One of my "past wives." :lol:)

New Furniture?
 

Last week we met in the computer lab for the first time since the Coronavirus pandemic started. ;)

She's saying: "Dr. Andy! I'm glad we're able to meet again in person now but isn't the furniture ummm... a little different (giggle)?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

My contempt for "social media" in general is well documented. TikTok is perhaps the worst offender. :(

But not always. :drool: Sometimes you even meet your "Future Wife" on it! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Nice car too. She's saying: "Get in Andy, I'll give you a ride..." :innocent:)

Socks?
 

This has been a good day for the Internet. :respect: This ad comes from Pinterest. She's modeling "compression socks."

According to the ad they are supposed to reduce swelling... :blush:

They're not working! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Class of 2021
 

"Welcome to our graduation party Dr. Andy! You don't have to wear your mask. Or anything else..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Ask me if I love my work. ;))

Date Night!
 

Looks like fun. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Grade?
 

She's saying: "Dr. Andy. About my grade..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Fit and Strong Women II
 

“Future Wife” edition. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Last one’s name is Vanessa. She’s saying: “Andy, silly boy, you need to learn about real football...” :drool:)

Fit and Strong Women III
 

More "Future Wives." From Pinterest. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

First one's name is "Lindsey." Her bio sounds more like a dating profile: Single. 5'6". 120lbs. 27. Sounds perfect! :heart:

The fourth picture. The B/W one. Very impressive physique. :respect: My first thought was "wonder what it would be like to have sex with someone like that?" :innocent:

Last one. Was in a car accident and woke up dead. She was standing over me. "Andy, sorry, you ended up in the bad place. :blush: Now you will have to serve me for eternity. I know you like both cis and trans women so guess what else I've got for you? You naughty boy (giggle)..." :drool:

TikTok! Part 2
 

An ad for a dating service? :confused: But I’m married... Anyway... Seriously, do you really think you’d meet someone who looks like that? And she’s like 19. I mean really... :lol:

Do I need to even say that Michelle is of course my “future wife”? :inlove:

Internet Marketing has been a “thing” since “Dr. Andy” was in middle school. Back then it was called “B2C.” Dr. Andy knows something about this stuff. Especially Market Research and Data Analysis. To him, it appears the dumbest “content” is what gets the most attention today. Christ, I saw a guy on CNN giving political commentary complete with pop up text boxes and emojis all over the screen. He was talking fast and pointing at them like some kind of stupid TikTok video made by a 9 year old. I had to switch channels... Sorry CNN. :( But maybe my new friend can explain it all to me over dinner? :inlove:

Well I know what works for me at least... Maybe we could try doing it together? :innocent:

Yes. Anna is also a “future wife.” :inlove: Unless my current wife shoots me first... :eek: Just hope she’s “over 18.” :blush:

“Thirst Traps” are for real! It is a phenomenon brought about by our narcissistic, selfie culture, and the perceived need for everyone to be a “celebrity.” But finally I think I’ve figured out the “hidden secret” to Internet Marketing. It’s as it’s always been: Sex Sells!!! :drool:

Magic Extension
 

I'm going to have to quit TikTok before my wife files for divorce. :innocent:

Couldn't help this one. :drool: At first thought it was for something else... Guess I just have a dirty mind. :blush:

(But only 5mm? Maybe it's not the length that matters... :()

Coaching Career?
 

“Dr. Andy” did in fact accept the job of coaching the UCLA Women’s Volleyball team. He flew out to California yesterday. :innocent:

First practice went very well... :respect: Afterwards all the players piled on top of him as part of an “initiation.” He wasn’t complaining. Ask me if I love my work? :drool:

Third pic. Her name is Tessa. Pretty sure she’s a “Future Wife.” :inlove: 6’2” and a Junior, she would most likely have been born in 2001-02. So she would be... umm... slightly younger than Dr. Andy. :lol:

(I can see it now. Our first argument. She's saying: "Dammit Andy, quit being such a millennial about everything!" :blush:)

Smarter than me?
 

My new doll came configured with "AI" and was self-aware. She's saying: "Well Andy... the reason it never goes down is because you ordered me this way. Remember?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Workout Schedule?
 

Found this on Pinterest this morning. I'm a firm believer in a daily exercise routine. Working out with a partner also adds motivation. :respect:

But I thought a few changes to the schedule were in order. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Wake Up
Have Sex
Cardio/Treadmill
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Breakfast
Check Email
Legs/Squats/Lower Body
Have Sex
Lunch
Arms/Bench Press/Upper Body
Have Sex
Dinner
Watch TV
Back/Deadlift/Abs
Have Sex
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Go to Bed
Have Sex
Fall Asleep

Educational Video?
 

TikTok is educational. :respect: In this video she's teaching me "How to sit properly." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Micropenis!
 

Our first date didn't go well... :blush: :( :lol:

Was randomly searching the Internet and found this cute femboy drawing. Very nice. Thought others might like it. Not explicit. :inlove:

This is at least what the site had to say: “You visit your cousin and learn that he has become very girly since you last saw each other...” No other pics of her. And nothing more to the story. Sorry... :(

I just hope my cousin is "18.” :innocent:

(Pretty sure any of “Dr. Andy’s" cousins would be well OVER 18. :blush: Now I get it! She's actually 35. :lol: We used to play together as kids. She's saying: "Andy do you remember how we used to go into the woods behind your house? Mine always WAS bigger... (giggle) And I learned some time ago that we aren't related after all." :drool:)

Weights?
 

She's saying: "But Andy, you told me you liked lifting weights (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Kitchen Utensils?
 

My wife... She's saying: "Andy. How many times do I have to show you how to load the fucking dishwasher the right way!" :drool: :inlove: :innocent: :lol:

Victoria Paris
 

According to Business Insider, Victoria is one of the leading “influencers” on TikTok with over 1 Million followers. :respect: I have never heard of her during my brief time spent on TikTok. Apparently she attended Indiana University for a year before moving to New York.

Victoria looks like a potential “Future Wife.” :inlove:

Guess we will have to wait and see... :innocent: Moderators: Victoria was born in 1999. So she is 22. “Dr. Andy” remembers 1999 very well. If he ever is lucky enough to go on a date with Victoria he hopes that she likes “NuMetal.” :blush: Korn and Slipknot are still around so maybe we could go to a concert? I still know the words to most of their songs. ;)

BUT he has slowly come to the realization that he will never achieve 1,000,000 followers on TikTok. :( Although he HAS developed a small but loyal group of followers who like the videos of his cats walking around his home office and about Zionsville, Indiana (yes, there really is a Zionsville).

Maybe Victoria likes cats? :drool:

Dyna Girl... Future Wife?
 

Don’t want to stomp on Boner’s awesome post about “Electra Woman and Dyna Girl” so I’ll post this here. His post required some research. Making me work on a weekend! :blush: Thanks a lot... :lol:

“Electra Woman” was played by Diedre Hall :inlove: who went on to star on “Days of Our Lives” for many years. Deidre has received numerous awards and nominations over her career including three daytime Emmy’s. I’m sure most of our members are familiar with her work. :respect: But it is “Dyna Girl” who got my attention.

“Dyna Girl” I learned was played by Judy Strangis who was only two years younger than Deidre Hall. I had never heard of her. Based on what I found out she seems like a “Future Wife” to me. :inlove:

Second row. Judy starred on “Room 222.” She played a high-school student. Moderators: Judy was 20-25 during the show’s run. Here she is asking “Dr. Andy” out on a date. :innocent:

She also did commercials for Plymouth Duster in the mid-1970’s. She played “Mean Mary Jean.” :drool:

From 1982! :eek: She would be 32 or 33 here. In reality, the perfect age for me. Love this now *retro* look. Maybe it will make a comeback? Super-cute, hot, and sexy. It’s a date. Maybe she could pic me up in her Duster. ;)

(Retro is relative I guess. On TikTok I saw a comment saying 2015 was “vintage.” Fuck... :()

Lawn Mower 3.0?
 

Maybe the best clickbait ad ever. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(How does she know? :blush:)

Exercise?
 

It's always better with a partner. I wish I was that ball... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Click here... ;)

(She's saying: "Was it good for you too Andy?" :lol:)

TikTok!
 

Captain America. "Future Wife"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The middle picture... :drool:)

Which One Are You?
 

“Dr. Andy” received this fitness quiz in his email this morning...

First he was asked his age. He said “20.” That’s him in the top right picture. He’s looking down because he’s lying... :blush: But he hopes that someday when he is “over 50” he looks like the last guy. :respect: With a 36 year old girlfriend like the second one on the left. :drool:

Next he was asked to “choose a couple.” In case you are wondering, that’s my 6’2” UCLA volleyball player girlfriend from an earlier post... Or it might be Aubrey Kate. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Breakfast time!!! I “bailed out” on the quiz at this point. :( Because they didn’t have Cap'n Crunch, Fruit Loops, or Lucky Charms. :lol:

“Clickbait!”
 

She’s saying: “But YOU can meet me on the top deck, Andy. I’ll be waiting for you... (giggle).” :drool:

Margot Robbie. Future Wife. ‘Nuff said... :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“Dr. Andy” typically does the opposite of whatever he hears on the Internet regarding “tech advice.” It’s worked for over 30 years. ;) But there’s more to this ad of course. She’s saying: “He lives in Zionsville?” :innocent:

Massage Guns!
 

This was on CNN earlier today.

The article said they are used for relieving tension. No shit. I bet they are. :lol:

She's saying: "Andy, get your mind out of the gutter." :blush: "Or else I'll have to tie you to the bed and use it on your cock...." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

You can actually get paid for doing this! :respect: Ask me if I love my work? :cool:

Truthfinder?
 

Was reading about "The Godfather" on Quora. One of my favorite movies of all time, it has been interesting to see different people's interpretations. The scene above is where Michael (Al Pacino) kills Solozzo and the corrupt police captain after setting up a meeting. :respect:

But that's not why it's posted here... :innocent:

The ad below for "Truthfinder" has made me think twice about online dating... :eek:

She's saying: "Andy, I learned you aren't 29, are married, and have a small penis..." :blush: :( :lol:

(Well at least the last one is not right... ;))

Carla
 

Carla Novaes "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She's saying: "Andy, how do YOU measure up?" ;)

She could have her way with me anytime. :innocent: Looks like a date! :drool:

From a set about 10 years ago. You can find it pretty easily on the Internet. In fact the pics are probably on this site somewhere. They have kept me busy on more than one occasion. :turnon:

Jesse!
 

Jesse goes on a date with Dr. Andy. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“So am I your favorite student or what?” :drool:

“I can see you were lying about being 9 inches... (giggle).” :lol:

“But maybe there’s something else we could do...” :innocent:

(Jesse has always been one of my “Future Wives.” :heart: I’ve noticed however that “Dr. Andy” keeps getting younger and younger in the pictures he posts... :blush:)

That "Dr. Andy" guy sure gets around... :lol::lol::lol:

Wonder how he met this one? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Water Bottle?
 

I met her at the gym. It was 3AM and we were the only ones there. She suggested we go into one of the locker rooms...

"Lay back and close your eyes baby. I've got a surprise for you..." :drool: :( :lol:

TikTok!
 

Too bad TikTok’s not a dating service (although, actually, you know maybe it IS). :drool:

This is “Orissa.” My latest “Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Orissa bills herself as an “International Foot Archery Performer” and has over 5 million “likes.” :respect:

Second pic. Maybe I should introduce her to my “ex”? :lol:

Fourth pic. I’m saying: “Very nice Orissa. I had an iPhone just like that!” :innocent:

Fifth pic. She’s saying: “No Andy. I’m not worried about anyone walking in on us...” :eek:

Asuka?
 

If it doesn’t work out with Orissa (above) guess there’s always “Asuka.” She looks like one of Dr. Andy’s students. :blush:

Sounds like a date! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: According to the site “fandom.com” Asuka was born December 4, 2001 and is a Sagittarius. So as of July 2021 she is 19. My “cosplay girlfriend” looks older than that... ;))

Marriage Material?
 

After seeing this video I'm convinced Orissa (two posts above) is the one... :inlove:

Click Here

Learned that Orissa was born in the UK in 1995. She has performed on Britain's Got Talent and did stunts for "Wonder Woman." She seems really sweet too. :heart: Yes, she can really do that. :respect:

(Had to email the link to myself from TikTok in order to post. If my wife sees Orissa on my phone bet she will suddenly be able to do this too... :( :blush: :lol:)

Bigger Butt?
 

Pinterest tonight is telling me I need a "bigger booty." :( :blush:

The second one looks like she could be a "future wife." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She's saying: "Andy, just don't make an ass out of yourself..." :lol::lol::lol:

TikTok!
 

"Prostate Part 3" ;)

"Dr. Andy" wants a date with "Dr. Jazma." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Adult Disney Princesses
 

She’s saying: “Peter Pan is a virgin, Andy. But YOU aren’t are you? (giggle)” :drool:

“This tail is just a fake. That was so sweet of you to wish for legs. But really I like that ‘other thing’ you wished for... I just love the way it feels... (giggle) Wanna play with it?” :inlove:

“Andy!!! What are you doing with that little tramp Tinkerbell?” :eek:

“You know you are too old for my daughter. :( But you aren’t too old for me...” ;)

“Thank God you showed up in time Andy. The Scarecrow can’t get hard, they left something off the Tin Man, and the Lion has anxiety...” :innocent:

“You can call me Red Ryder (giggle). Anytime baby...” :turnon:

(Moderators: From Cosmopolitan. All meant to be “over 18.” :blush:)

Something Different
 

It's getting harder to find anything new. :( You are probably thinking "They look just like everyone else he ever posts..." :lol:

But there is a twist. ;) All of these pictures were identified as "male" on the sites I found them on. The first one would be my "Future Wife" of course. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Hope you enjoy them. Moderators: On each site I visited, the artists claimed not to draw anyone "under 18." I can never tell for sure with anime... :confused:)

Ex?
 

Shit. It's my "ex"! :( :blush: :lol:

Dross Art
 

Moderators: Dross publicly states that he does not draw any characters “under 18.” :respect:

This one’s name is Cody. :drool:

Jade. I’ve posted drawings of her a few times on TLB. :inlove:

She’s saying: “Good to see you again Dr. Andy. I’m so glad we’re meeting in person this semester!” Ask me if I love my work... ;)

Why couldn’t TikTok have videos like this? :innocent:

My date for Halloween this year has been decided. :inlove: Just hope it’s warm. In Indiana, you never know... :confused:

It's a Date
 

She's saying: "Really Andy, what did you have in mind?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Family?
 

It's "Dr. Andy's" great-grandfather! :innocent:

WebEx?
 

Today I got an email from Cisco WebEx telling me I can now upload a "blurred background" to use during meetings. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

TikTok!
 

My accountant apparently has her own TikTok page. ;)

She's saying: "You haven't done your taxes yet Andy, you naughty boy..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Women in Uniform!
 

Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition. :respect:

She’s saying: “Andy you’re under arrest! Looks like I’m gonna have to take you downtown... To my place. :inlove:

“Since you have repeatedly refused to cooperate with our demands. We have no choice but to use torture (giggle)...” :drool:

“Andy. What do you mean ‘is that a Glock’? I know you. You were just checking out my ass...” :innocent:

“Well, since you asked. Yes I do plan on attaching these wires to your cock (giggle)...” :eek:

“You don’t like me in uniform? I’ll just take it off then...” ;)

“Shit. He lied to me. That bastard IS married!” :(

(A second take on the last one. I will need someone to take care of me in my old age oneday. :inlove: Looks like she's from Germany. Maybe she would like to move to Zionsville... :innocent: She's saying: "Andy, I told the neighbors to not leave their fucking trash cans out all week..." :lol:)

Horse's Ass
 

The "horse costume" seems to be working... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

("Dr. Andy" almost got slapped in the last pic. :blush:)

Strapped Down?
 

Next week billionaire Jeff Bezos will fly into space on Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket. The price of a "ticket" was $28 million USD. "Dr. Andy" doesn't have that much extra cash laying around so he had to opt out... :lol:

But there are other requirements. For example you have to be able to remain "strapped down" for an hour and a half. :confused:

The only way I could stay like that for over an hour would be if Kelly Shore was in charge. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Ladies in Uniform
 

[QUOTE=a9127;279500]Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition. :respect:

I wonder how "Dr. Andy" likes these three!....:lol:

Well to answer Kelly's question... We just need to set a date. :inlove:

Of course for all three I would serve and obey them as members of the armed forces. :drool:

Right now in fact I'm "standing at attention." :innocent:

Horse Play
 

I'm not a brony but I'd dress up like a horse for these ladies!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

The first one. It’s simple really. You’ve heard the phrase: “Hung like a horse”? ;)

Yes I remember this picture with Miley. :inlove: From an MTV special. I watched it with my wife (also a big fan of Miley) way back in 2014. She said: “But you would have to be the ‘other end’ sweetie... Also that horse would be spending the night in the garage...” :(

Of course I’d let Mia Isabella ride me anytime! Sounds like a date... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Friday Night Date?
 

She's saying: "Andhh i tld u id be rdddy byy eghttt!" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Washington street in downtown Indianapolis is usually a place to stay away from... :(

"Dr. Andy! What are you doing here (giggle)?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Cardboard Beds?
 

The news media has been reporting that beds for the upcoming Olympics in Tokyo are made of cardboard so that only one person at a time can sleep in them. Allegedly, this is to prevent the athletes from engaging in sex with a partner... :eek:

She’s saying: “Andy. Let’s find out if it breaks or not...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

“Watch carefully. I want you to do it like this. Got it?” :cool:

“So, am I a ‘future wife’ Andy (giggle)?” :inlove:

“Shttt u r rlly a knky mthrfkr anndhhyyy. I luvvv itttt! Gdddd...” :innocent:

“Look. Nice car!” :drool:

“Hi Dr. Andy (giggle). We’re glad you could join us before the semester begins...” ;)

“Shit. Andy, you came so quickly... I wasn't ready. Just don’t forget about ME!” :blush:

Triss
 

“Triss Merigold.” I’ve seen drawings of her for years in “3D” porn but never knew the origins of her name. Research was required. The following is taken from the “Official” Witcher Wiki:

Apparently there is even a series on Netflix. I feel dumb for not knowing about this... Guess this stuff doesn’t usually show up on my radar... Sorry to hear she was allegedly killed in the 13th century. :( Although she might be too old for me... :eek:

“Involved in politics”? Maybe she will return to the United States in the 21st century? I’ll even be her campaign manager. TRISS 2024! :respect:

First pic. “Future Wife”? :inlove: Very pretty drawing. She’s saying: “Andy, actually I’m only about 6 or 7 inches fully hard. You just have a dirty mind... “ :blush:

She’s saying: “Anddhh gt ovr hrr nd skkk mmm bllsss!!! Thk m gnna cummm frrr th frth tmmm...” :drool:

Looks like fun. Shit. Wish I could join her... :turnon:

“But Andy, yours is... so... tiny!” :eek:

“I love it when you run your tongue up and down the shaft, around the head, and inside my pee hole as you slowly torment me for hours. Maybe you could tie me up first (giggle)?” ;)

“God Andy... Fuck... What was that? Like the 9th or 10th time tonight?” :innocent:

Pinterest
 

If Pinterest is not a dating service... :confused:

Why then does it keep showing me "Future Wives"? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Source?
 

This post is for Boner and anyone else who would like to check out Pinterest. :drool:

I find a lot of material for this thread, including crossdressers and relatively unknown models, as well as celebrities cis and trans. Highly recommended. :respect:

Here's just a sample of what I found in only a few seconds. My wife asked me what I was doing on my phone. I said "Just checking my email one more time..." :innocent:

The last one: The ad said "Ex-Boyfriend." She looks more like a "Future Wife" to me! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Nice car too. Looks like a date. I'll let her drive. ;))

WebEx
 

My student. Over the summer we’ve been doing some WebEx conferencing. ;)

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy. Do you think this dress is too short (giggle)?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Remote Learning?
 

One of the things I've learned during the pandemic is that given technology like smartphones, it is possible for students to attend class and engage in discussion anytime, anyplace, anywhere. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Ask "Dr. Andy" if he loves his work? ;))

TikTok!
 

This "Emergency Room Doctor" supposedly "invented" a doll to assist in diagnosing children. Funny, she looks just like "Elsa" from Frozen. :confused:

(Moderators: Elsa was "18" in the original movie and would be "27" now...)

So "Dr. Andy" decided to "invent" his own doll. Except his doll is 5'9" and has a 9" cock. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She can orgasm of course. She also has built in "AI" and talks. She's saying:

"Weren't you in The Avengers? You look just like Chris Hemsworth..." ;)

"Goddamn!!! I've never seen such a huge cock in my life! I don't know if I'll be able to take all of it (giggle)..." :innocent:

"Shit. You can do anything to me baby... Tie me up... Fuck me hard... Edge my cock for hours without mercy... Make me cum again and again... If I 'run out' just 'reload' me and I'm ready to go (giggle)..." :drool:

So "Dr. Andy" decided to "invent" his own doll. Except his doll is 5'9" and has a 9" cock. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I'd love to play with this doll!:turnon::drool::heart:

Masks Again?
 

At least in the United States, "official" guidelines regarding "wearing a mask" are vague, inconsistent, and confusing at best. CNN reported yesterday that we will soon have to start wearing them again even if we have been vaccinated... :(

I was vaccinated in April and haven't had to wear a mask anywhere in months.

So I threw them all away... :lol:

Looks like I may have to buy another one! :drool:

Favorite Student?
 

Made me think... If we have to wear masks again then we will have to start practicing "social distancing" too? :confused:

Shit. I was looking forward to my "in person" classes this fall. :drool:

Chanel is saying: "Dr. Andy. I'm glad you at least were able to see me in your office before classes begin..." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Dream Girl?
 

She's saying: "Good morning Andy. That was a hell of a dream you had last night (giggle) glad that I was in it..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

TikTok!
 

Yuliya Levchenko "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Adidas or Nike?
 

Her name is “Claudia.” I’m posting this mainly because, although I’m assuming she’s cisgender, I found this pic on a Gay athletic site (searching for “cute femboy sports”). I think she’s hot with or without a cock. :turnon:

She’s saying: “Andy you are correct. Three stripes means they’re Adidas (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

13th Century Cosplay?
 

Triss Merigold “Future Wife”? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“So what if I am 800 years older than you?” ;)

“Andhhh I jsss lvvvv ur ckkkk isss sss lttttllll nd cutttee...” :innocent:

“Andy, do you remember when you said your fantasy was to fuck your lover’s cock? Here’s your chance. Just get me hard baby...” :drool:

Quarantine?
 

This week, in the United States, the CDC issued a new "mask mandate." Even for fully vaccinated people. :(

She's saying: "Andy since you have been a naughty boy and won't wear your mask out in public, I have no choice but to keep you in Quarantine... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

If I Could Draw
 

This reminds me, I have a birthday next month... :blush:

“dr anndhhh! r u surrr ths rsrch sss apprvd byy ur unvrsty???” :drool:

Class had already ended but my students forgot to turn the webcam off... :innocent:

This is the only pic of this I could ever find. :( Always wondered what happens next. After I get rid of her friend of course... :turnon:

Rylee “Future Wife” :inlove:

Looks like she could use some help with that. ;)

(Moderators: I can assure you I will be "over 18" on my birthday... :lol: Also my "graduate assistant" in the second pic is at least 21.)

30 Seconds?
 

This was the best "clickbait" ad on CNN this morning. Maybe I just have a dirty mind? :blush:

She's saying: "Andy, I hope you can last longer than 30 seconds (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

21st Century Romance
 

Sunday. Nothing to do. MSNBC had a feature article about “Dating” and what men and women look for (or not) in a partner. I’m a “30 something” who’s been married twice. Like I need someone on the Internet giving me advice. :frown: Well, unless maybe I wanted to start dating someone say, 19... Hint: Buy lots of Viagra. :blush:

“Eleven inches? Really, Andy...” :lol:

“That bastard told me he wasn’t married.” :(

“Hi Dr. Andy!!!” :innocent:

“Shit. I knew it was too early to send him a pic of my tits...” :blush:

What do they mean “older” women? Fuck. What is she? 29? Looks like a “Future Wife” to me. :inlove:

“Wait ‘till Andy gets home. I’ll tie him to the bed and pretend I’m going to cut off his cock (giggle).” :drool:

Profile Pic
 

I suspect the most important part of online dating would be to have a good “profile picture.” For example, any of these would most likely get my attention. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

The same worthless "dating advice" site I referred to in the posts above also said that no one likes "damsels in distress." :(

Well not everyone... Looks like a date to me! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

("Andy. You'll have to let yourself in. I'm all tied up at the moment..." ;))

Dynamic Tension
 

Since Covid-19, I’ve been working out more and more at home. As I get “older” I’ve gradually been moving away from free weights to bodyweight exercises, resistance bands, kettlebells, and isometrics.

Today I was looking up stuff on Amazon when I found this book called “Sexercise.” Shit... Looks like “Dr. Andy.” :lol: But does his wife know? :(

Of course sex and exercise have been around since... forever! Why else do you think people put themselves through so much just to look good? This book is from 1967. :eek:

For “better sex” it is generally recommended that an exercise program focus on the hips, lower back, abs, and thighs. She’s saying: “Andy. Are you paying attention?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Pinterest!
 

Three screencaps from my favorite Internet "dating service." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Nina
 

“Nina” by Blanclauz :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: According to the artist Nina is “21”. Don’t know if she’s based on a real person or not.)

Friday Night
 

"He lives in Zionsville?" :lol::lol::lol:

Meme?
 

There really IS a "Zionsville" Indiana and yes I really do live there... This meme was NOT my doing. :blush: Happened to find it today while searching. Just thought I'd post it for fun. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Historically Zionsville's "claim to fame" happened way back in 1861 when President-Elect Lincoln stopped here on his way to the inauguration. "Dr. Andy" was too young to remember it... Besides we lived in Detroit then. :lol::lol::lol:

TikTok!
 

This is Kendall. She goes by “@itskendalllong.” As in “Kendall Long Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Kendall is 29. And I learned has starred on “The Bachelor in Paradise.” My wife probably knows who she is... :innocent:

In this video she’s telling me that reindeer and other animals can change their eye color. Hell, I’d believe anything she said... She talks about “pressure” and “sensitivity” a lot. :drool: Looks like she might like cats. Sounds like a date!

Or do I just have a dirty mind? :blush:

Ear Eating?
 

If you’ve spent any time on the Internet lately (who hasn't?) you have most likely encountered the term or hashtag “#asmr”. Particularly in relation to something sensual or provocative. Although not always. :confused:

According to Google, ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response." It typically refers to the "tingly feeling" that travels from the head downward that some experience in response to certain sounds, feelings, or descriptions. These can include soft whispering, crinkling paper, or a gentle touch.

I can verify that it works. :respect: The picture below is giving me a “tingly feeling” right now. ;)

She’s saying: “Andy, it’s not your ear I want to lick (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Nina II
 

Nina “Future Wife”? :inlove:

I’ve noticed that she is very... umm... nicely drawn. Much better proportions than those silly 3D pics. Thanks BlancLauz. :respect:

She’s saying: “I didn’t expect your wife to walk in on us...” :eek:

“Do you like my tan lines?” :drool:

“Too bad I’m not real, Andy. You could just stick it in and we could go at it. Instead, the way you’re going about it now, it looks like you might sprain your wrist (giggle).” :blush:

Very sexy drawing. Would like to see more. :turnon: I don’t speak Portuguese but could kind of figure it out... Hint: Google said that it was “rude” and "inappropriate." :innocent:

Masks are Back!
 

Was on campus this morning. We will be implementing a "mask" policy again. Even if you have been vaccinated. CNN reported that Indiana is one of the states hit hardest by the "Delta Variant." :(

Ran into two of my students... They're saying: "You need to wear your mask Dr. Andy!" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Pinterest!
 

“Fitness Goals” is what it said... Very inspiring. :respect: My own personal “goal” is to be that punching bag. :drool:

She texted me: “Hey Andy! I’m at the gym. If u sneak out now your wife will never know.” :innocent:

“Dr. Andy. Since I’m a first year student, my parents told me to get to know my professors before class started. My dad even let me borrow his car! I was born in 2003 so I just turned 18 (giggle).” :eek:

“Future Wife” :inlove:

“Hey big guy! My eyes are up here!” :blush:

At the last minute I accepted a position to teach at the University of Alabama. This is my “Business Analytics” class. Ask me if I love my work? ;)

My New Sex Doll
 

Arrived today. Complete with “AI,” “fully functional,” and ready to go right out of the box. :turnon:

She’s saying: “Well don’t just stand there looking at it Andy. It’s not gonna go down all by itself (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

From Pinterest
 

This is "Dr. Dana Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Sounds like she is just beginning her residency. Maybe she could practice on "Dr. Andy"? :drool:

(Someone commented that she is not a "real doctor." It's truly amazing the so called "experts" you find on the Internet. :( Ain't "social media" great? No asshole, here's how it works: If she has completed Medical School then she is a "real doctor." Period. Residency means she is working at a hospital under the direction of a senior physician. Haven't you ever watched "Greys"? :lol: It looks like she is deciding what area to specialize in. :respect:)

A9127(Andy),
Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

24/7 Caregiver?
 

Thanks. I’m glad you like this thread although it can be kind of silly sometimes. :innocent: It’s my small contribution. You and a few others are doing a pretty good job of covering everything else. :respect:

On CNN tonight, the latest “fake ad” said: “How Much Does It Cost To Hire A 24-Hour Live-In Care Giver in Zionsville?” I have another birthday coming up this week. A year older... :( Guess it’s time to start thinking about stuff like this. Maybe I should place an ad? :drool:

She’s saying: “Hi Andy. My name’s Aubrey. I heard you’re looking for a 24/7 caregiver.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Pinterest!
 

First date. “Jesus Christ. What are you doing over there? Jacking off?” :blush:

That reminds me, I have a golf lesson today… :inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy. Keep your eye on the ball!” :innocent:

VR is Here!
 

On CNN today...

This is Grace, the "ultra-lifelike" nurse robot. :inlove:

When this robot says "Dinner's ready sweetie!" it just doesn't have the same feeling... :(

My wife. She's saying: "Andy. Is that your cock? Somehow it feels much bigger..." :blush:

TikTok!
 

It's Kendall Long, "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

29th Birthday?
 

My birthday was last Wednesday. A year older. :( My wife threw a party for me and got me a cake. I'm sure that number is "accurate." In fact it would mean I was "born in 1992" so only three months older than Miley. :inlove:

I never reveal my true age on here (or anywhere else if I can help it :lol:) and in my stories it can vary a lot, but there is some justification for 29. True story: In the summer of 2009, I tried buying Creatine and other supplements for my workouts at GNC. They asked me if I was 18. I replied that I "had been 18 for several years." Guess they thought I might have been "17." :eek:

They sold it to me anyway. :innocent:

But this thread is primarily about women. :drool: My wife asked me what I would like for my birthday. I replied "Dove Cameron." :inlove: I've been sleeping in the garage all this week. :(

Interestingly, on our way back from picking up the cake, we drove by the Bentley dealer in Zionsville. It looks like they had mine all ready to go. :respect:

(Age, women, sex, cars, money, it's all good. I never let anything get in the way of a silly post... :blush:)

Dovely
 

Well I just had to post more of Dove. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Seriously, my wife in real life considers Dove to be the most beautiful of my biggest "celebrity crushes." :respect: The others would of course be: Taylor Swift, Hayley Williams, Miley Cyrus, Chanel Santini, and Aubrey Kate. I guess that means I actually have "7 wives." Should have my own "reality show." :innocent:

The first one is a recent pic. The other two are from "Descendants 2" with her friend Evie (Sofia Carson :inlove:).

In the last pic Dove is saying: "Andy tried to tell me he was only 25 (giggle)..." :blush:

Billie
 

This will be my first post featuring Billie Eilish. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Because she achieved success at such an early age, many of her pics were "under 18" so I couldn't really share too much. From what I have read, her latest album "Happier Than Ever" was at #1 on the Billboard 200. Other celebrities such as Taylor Swift and Hayley Williams have been very supportive of her. :respect:

I first learned of Billie through my 11 and 12 year old nieces who live with us. She is without a doubt their favorite singer. My wife is also a huge fan. Billie's music appeals to all ages. She has stated this in interviews.

Just before the Covid-19 crisis hit, Billie had been selected to sing the title song for the latest James Bond movie "No Time To Die."

Billie was born on December 18, 2001. After 9/11. :eek: A tragic "where were you when" event for people my age and older. :broken:

The second pic is from her video "Everything I Wanted." I used to have a Dodge Hellcat. If we go on a date, I'm doing the driving! :(

In the last pic she's saying: "But Andy, you were born in the last century..." :(

TikTok!
 

Shannen Michaela “Future Wife”? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I thought she looked kind of young so I looked her up before posting. Shannen was born in 2000, so she would be “21” this year. She recommends that people “stay hydrated” when working out. :respect:

Next, she demonstrates her amazing flexibility... So I’ve noticed... :innocent:

Last two. She’s saying: “Andy. Would you like to have breakfast together (giggle)?” :drool:

TikTok!
 

Dr. Andy "Thirst Trap"? :drool: :( :lol:

(Sorry couldn't resist... :blush:)

Golf Lesson
 

Her name is "Paige" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She's saying: "Andy, you have to grip it like this..." :drool:

Me: "I am!" :innocent: