Slitherin
 

How long is your tongue?

I don't remember seeing that particular scene in any of the Harry Potter movies.:eek::lol:

For just a horrifying moment, I thought it was Gene Simmons from KISS in drag, looking in the mirror.

Must ... expunge ... picture ... from ... mind ... before ... sleeping

I never knew you had a Gene Simmons fetish. Huh!;):p:lol:

Well thankyou very much, smc. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.:frown:

Here. Take this!

Gene_tic
 

Gene ...who? What does he do? Does he provoke fear in you or, the Big Polar Bear?

Special Milk
 

No, No. You better take this... ...It will help you live upto 116 years!!!!

Goodness!
 

The Chinchin Dekachin temple... for the Nipponjin ;)

Sorry, ila. I just saw this. I hope you were able to sleep. I succeeded in getting the image out of my head by looking at some really delicious girl cocks around the Forum.

As for you, shadows, I'm sorry but I don't. So you'll have to find someone else to share in your fantasy.

One person's fantasy is another person's reality.:lol:

I did the same thing and it worked perfectly.

Of course, you did. I wouldn't have expected anything less.

A friend of mine is a web designer who has been having this kind of trouble with clients lately. She shared this great cartoon with me earlier today.

Designer harassment
 

I have first hand experience in this kind of harassment by clients. In one particular case, I was working for a large corporation. My web design got approval after a month-long dilly dally on their part. They unanimously accepted it. And just when I felt relaxed at last, their regional board got reshuffled and I had to deal with a new Boss! This bitch wanted me to change the concept and draw anew!!

When Duty Calls...
 

I have also seen many important things on the internet... :innocent:

Dammit, dauls, I was just about to logoff and catch some shut-eye, and then you have to remind me of my purpose in life.

We fought a Revolution against your sorry-ass country so we wouldn't have to ... oh, screw it. I'll just stay up for a few more minutes.

Cripes. We have someone like that over at CC. Highly annoying!:eek::rolleyes::lol:

Moments after...
 

:cool: A water balloon bursts.

:eek: A light bulb breaks.

Isn't it amazing how a brief moment can change how something looks?:cool:

Neat!:respect:

Indeed. I wonder what this iceberg looked like after this particular brief moment was over.

LOL! That looks more like something with a blanket thrown over it than an actual iceberg. A bad job of Photoshop for that one.:lol:

However, it was a funny picture. Thanks for posting it.:respect:

That's not what the blogger who described the giant load of icy jizz he sucked out of it said. And he said it on the Internet, so it must be true.

Maybe it was an icecube from a really, really large glass of water.;):lol:

I don't know what kind of jizz you've been drinking, but that really doesn't make any sense. :rolleyes:

No, my last post was talking about the picture again, and not about the blogger that was full of bullplop.;) I just didn't feel like quoting the proper post.:p

That has got to be the absolute lamest excuse I have ever read on this forum: "I just didn't feel like quoting the proper post." I seriously am laughing so hard I can barely type. What possible reason would you have for that? C'mon, shadows, top it with your reply!

I was too tired. Is that better?:censored:

:p:lol::p:lol:

It's so damn cold that even the icebergs balls receeded back...

Ball freezing temperatures are where ila goes to relax...



shadows is only 2 posts away from beating SMC. Can he make it?

Postman, I was actually ahead of smc(as of yesterday), but he has done some Mad Posting today to storm ahead.

He is the master of the inane, after all.;):lol::p:lol:

And ila has no choice but to relax. His balls are frozen to the ice and he has to wait for the Spring thaw!:eek::eek::eek:

Like the dog on Joe Dirt?

ila! Did you forget to spray your iceberg with PAM?

Nope. By top it, I meant make me laugh. I didn't laugh.

Hey, guys, thanks for pointing me in the direction of looking at post numbers ... NOT! I had no idea I was in shadows' territory, nor do I care.

But as long as I'm being accused of doing "Mad Posting" of "inane" comment, I feel I must defend myself. I am writing an epic story in the Freebies thread, posting pictures, and celebrating every succulent cock I see with a note about how much I want to suck it. I ask you, does that fit the definition of "inane"?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inane

Of course, I can stop posting pictures (which I'm sure neither of you EVER look at), or anything else I post, and switch to emulating shadows' types of posts. Just let me know. I'll be up for a while. ;)

Ouch! That was a good burn. I'll give you that one.:respect:

And don't you dare stop posting those wonderful pictures(or tantalizing stories)!:)

His balls are frozen to the ice? And he has to wait for the Spring thaw? Maybe the moment of the iceberg isn?t over yet?
And for the relaxing: It?s soon time to camouflage and open season for Easter bunnies.

Now that was a funny post. Thank you Tread.:respect:

How did you know that I always eat the ears first? :);)

On a lark, I entered "eat the ears" into Google to see what I would come up with. The first link was to "Wiki Answers," where the following appeared:

Why do people eat the ears on the chocolate bunny first?

Because if you start to feel guilty you can stop eating it and the bunny will still be alive.

... thus proving that ila is, indeed, Mr. Sensitive. :lol:

I think a remote relative of us told me.

Who wants a little "head?":(

Now available in a can.
 

Only in Japan.:confused:

When rabbits...
 

Shadow Puppets...
 

A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. The first one is a bit dated, but quite incisive. Perhaps it belongs in the Sarah Palin thread. ;)

A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. Your reaction to the second one will depend on your sense of humor and how you feel about furniture. (Oh, and whether you were in a fraternity in college.)

]A friend sent me three cartoons today that I thought I'd share. I saved the best one for last. It seems that Clark Kent's sidekick has a secret.

This is what hyperinflation looks like:

So that is what our new currency is going to look like(Canadian money is getting "upgraded" in the near future).:eek:

This is a real headline from the Eastern Echo (Ypsilanti, Michigan). The reporter is Tom Brandt.

Please, I do not want to start a political discussion with this post. I present this only as a very funny headline in a newspaper.

What I'd like to know, and I'm sure I speak for many Forum members: what about Michelle's package?