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dauls 09-25-2010 02:44 AM
South Futurama Park
 
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If Trey Parker & Matt Stone had...

The Conquistador 09-25-2010 04:10 AM
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Women are officially a hazardous material! I have an MSDS sheet to prove it!

dauls 09-25-2010 10:26 AM
The Simpsons / Anime / Marvel
 
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The Simpsons Cast. :) Anime: The Simpsonzu. :) The Simpsons by Marvel.

The Conquistador 10-09-2010 01:22 PM
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It's a trap!!!!

smc 10-09-2010 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman (Post 160462)
It's a trap!!!!
Is that Justin Bieber? Is it wrong to hope that after he's lured into the van he has his vocal chords severed?

The Conquistador 10-09-2010 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smc (Post 160463)
Is that Justin Bieber? Is it wrong to hope that after he's lured into the van he has his vocal chords severed?
It is indeed Justin Bieber. No it is not wrong to hope for that. It proves you are human. ;)

smc 10-09-2010 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman (Post 160495)
It is indeed Justin Bieber. No it is not wrong to hope for that. It proves you are human. ;)
Hardly. It only proves I have ears. Both of my cats expressed the same hope when they saw your post.

The Conquistador 10-10-2010 01:28 PM
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Too bad we don't have time travel technology...

The Conquistador 10-12-2010 10:05 PM
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Uh oh......

randolph 10-12-2010 11:25 PM
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Ahhh, Democracy.

dauls 10-13-2010 11:37 PM
James Corden gets everywhere...
 
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smc 10-16-2010 01:21 PM
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This is funny and seems worth sharing.

Tread 10-16-2010 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by smc (Post 161222)
This is funny and seems worth sharing.
Reminds me of this advertising:

moonvisage 10-17-2010 01:53 AM
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From a Kitten's Perspective

moonvisage 10-17-2010 02:02 AM
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On the way to Dracula's

smc 10-18-2010 04:58 PM
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Has anyone actually been to the other side of Mt. Rushmore, other than in Hitchock's "North by Northwest"?

smc 10-20-2010 09:48 AM
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I was going to save this for posting until next September 19, in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/), but I decided instead to kick off a campaign to have an International Type Like a Pirate Day.

The Conquistador 10-20-2010 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smc (Post 161781)
I was going to save this for posting until next September 19, in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/), but I decided instead to kick off a campaign to have an International Type Like a Pirate Day.
Brilliant! :)

smc 10-20-2010 04:44 PM
Our very own ila seems to have found a second career as a television commercial actor. (I saw this on American TV this afternoon.)

In this clip, he thanks a suburban car owner for his eco-friendly choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNeEVkhTutY

Congratulations, ila. I look forward to seeing your next advertisement.

ila 10-20-2010 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smc (Post 161817)
Our very own ila seems to have found a second career as a television commercial actor. (I saw this on American TV this afternoon.)

In this clip, he thanks a suburban car owner for his eco-friendly choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNeEVkhTutY

Congratulations, ila. I look forward to seeing your next advertisement.
That was the edited version. The next scene was left out. The bear hug was only to check for tenderness. :eek:

smc 10-20-2010 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ila (Post 161818)
That was the edited version. The next scene was left out. The bear hug was only to check for tenderness. :eek:
That's odd. He doesn't look to me like your type. ;) Even if you do mean "tenderness" of the "meat."

ila 10-20-2010 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smc (Post 161821)
That's odd. He doesn't look to me like your type. ;) Even if you do mean "tenderness" of the "meat."
I purposely made my statement ambiguous to possibly spark some comments.

throb50 10-20-2010 07:24 PM
hallowen time
 
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Halloween time

smc 10-20-2010 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ila (Post 161825)
I purposely made my statement ambiguous to possibly spark some comments.
Well, it worked, even if you had to split an infinitive to explain your motivation. ;)

dauls 10-21-2010 01:54 PM
Clint Eastwood is...
 
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Dirty Harry Krishna
"Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: 'Did he sing
six verses or only five?' Well, in all that worshipping I kinda
lost track myself. So the question you gotta ask yourself is:
Do you feel at one with the universe? Well, do ya....punk?"

:lol:

smc 10-21-2010 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dauls (Post 161896)
Dirty Harry Krishna
"Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: 'Did he sing
six verses or only five?' Well, in all that worshipping I kinda
lost track myself. So the question you gotta ask yourself is:
Do you feel at one with the universe? Well, do ya....punk?"

:lol:
Awesome!

Perhaps you are familiar with some of Clint Eastwood's other relevant films over his long career:

A Fistful of Incense (1964)

The Good, The Bad, and The Rama Rama (1966)

A Perfect OneWorld (1993)

In the Line of ... Other Guys with Shaved Heads and Salmon-Colored Robes (1993)

Mystic River (2003)

(The last one required no name alteration!)

dauls 10-21-2010 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smc (Post 161903)
Awesome!

Perhaps you are familiar with some of Clint Eastwood's other relevant films over his long career:

A Fistful of Incense (1964)

The Good, The Bad, and The Rama Rama (1966)

A Perfect OneWorld (1993)

In the Line of ... Other Guys with Shaved Heads and Salmon-Colored Robes (1993)

Mystic River (2003)

(The last one required no name alteration!)
You forgot:
Play 'Hare Krishna Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna Hare Hare, Hare Rama Hare Rama, Rama Rama Hare Hare' for Me (1971)

Absolute Consciousness (1997)

The Guru Josey Wales (1976)

Paint Your Forehead (1969)

Thunderbolt & Barefoot (1974)

dauls 10-21-2010 08:47 PM
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Dirty Harry meets...
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smc 10-22-2010 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by dauls (Post 161950)
You forgot:
Play 'Hare Krishna Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna Hare Hare, Hare Rama Hare Rama, Rama Rama Hare Hare' for Me (1971)

Absolute Consciousness (1997)

The Guru Josey Wales (1976)

Paint Your Forehead (1969)

Thunderbolt & Barefoot (1974)
dauls, my friend, I am not above admitting when I've been bested. As proud as I am of "A Fistful of Incense," "Paint Your Forehead" is the best of the bunch. :respect:

dauls 10-22-2010 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smc (Post 161991)
dauls, my friend, I am not above admitting when I've been bested. As proud as I am of "A Fistful of Incense," "Paint Your Forehead" is the best of the bunch. :respect:
Why, thank you smc. :blush:

Now picture the scene where Lee Marvin sings the movie's title song to a group of 'trainee' Hare Krishnas?:lol:


Another Krishna Eastwood movie:
Million Dollar Saffron Dhoti (2004)

Tbone 10-23-2010 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dauls (Post 161896)
Dirty Harry Krishna
"Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: 'Did he sing
six verses or only five?' Well, in all that worshipping I kinda
lost track myself. So the question you gotta ask yourself is:
Do you feel at one with the universe? Well, do ya....punk?"

:lol:
:lol: Dirty Harry armed with a tambourine. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.

dauls 10-24-2010 11:05 AM
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Dirty Harry meets...
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dauls 10-28-2010 09:26 PM
Dirty Harry
 
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There Comes a Time...
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dauls 10-30-2010 10:06 PM
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The candy every house should have ready to give trick-or-treaters tonight! :innocent:
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Tread 10-30-2010 10:07 PM
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This are quite elaborate pumpkins.

smc 11-04-2010 01:45 PM
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Damn! I saved these pictures for two weeks so I could post them on Halloween, and then I forgot.

Enoch Root 11-04-2010 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Tread (Post 162970)
This are quite elaborate pumpkins.
It's a trap!

Get it..trap...no...

Tread 11-04-2010 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Enoch Root (Post 163524)
It's a trap!

Get it..trap...no...
Get what?
The shield is still up?
Enemies in sector 47?
The pumpkins are doomed!

shadows 11-04-2010 07:25 PM
Who would have thought such talent could be found by people carving pumpkins?:respect::cool:

smc 11-17-2010 03:45 PM
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When birds have had enough of us humans.

randolph 11-17-2010 04:19 PM
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Muy bueno! :lol:

dauls 11-24-2010 06:55 PM
Elephant vs Crocodile
 
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Zambia's South Luangwa National Park
An elephant was drinking from the River Luangwa when a crocodile leapt out of the water and grabbed her trunk.
The elephant was brought to her knees in a tug-of-war with the thrashing crocodile.
Once the elephant regained her footing, she dragged the crocodile out of the river before the crocodile let go.
The baby elephant then tripped over the crocodile as the elephants tried to run away.

Later in the day the elephants were seen drinking from the same river.
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franalexes 11-28-2010 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ila (Post 123071)
^ Nice pictures. Thankyou.:respect:
I like my polarbear bare.

Tread 11-29-2010 02:36 PM
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I like my polarbear bare.
Beware to bear bare with a beer bottle on back of a bare bear with a bottle of beer bears bad.

Does that make sense? I?m confused.

smc 11-29-2010 03:23 PM
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As with Halloween, I let another U.S. holiday pass while forgetting to post the pictures I'd been saving. Here are two Thanksgiving-related pics, a few days late.

The Conquistador 12-04-2010 12:58 PM
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An inside look at the North Korean nuclear program...

dauls 12-09-2010 10:58 PM
Atlanterhavsveien: the Atlantic Road, Norway
 
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The five mile long Atlanterhavsveien (the Atlantic Road), Norway and the Storseisundetbrua (Storseisundet Bridge).

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And when the weather turns...
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dauls 12-10-2010 12:20 AM
Guoliang Tunnel, China
 
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Guoliang Tunnel, China

The tale: To connect their village to the outside world, the people of Guoliangcun (Guoliang) started to carve this tunnel from the mountains in 1972.
The finished tunnel is 1,200 metres long, 5 metres high and 4 metres wide, it has more than 30 "windows" of varying size and shape, and it opened to traffic on 1st May 1977.

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shadows 12-13-2010 11:27 PM
Those are amazing pictures, dauls! I would not want to drive over the water when it is rough like in the last couple of pictures, but any other time it would be an interesting trek(better for the passengers, as they would be able to pay more attention to the scenery than the driver).

That other road looks to be quite narrow. I think I would rather ride my bicycle there than risk driving around on a car.;)

The Conquistador 12-13-2010 11:50 PM
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Ralphie gets a .50 BMG rifle for christmas! :eek:

shadows 12-14-2010 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by The Conquistador (Post 168026)
Ralphie gets a .50 BMG rifle for christmas! :eek:
Does this mean that we have to change the title of the thread to "TheConquistadors Picture Of The Day"?;):lol:

And I think Ralphie will be doing more than shooting his eye out with that massive rifle!:eek::lol:

Natalie_J 12-21-2010 08:54 AM
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Well, if we're going to have pictures of guns...

shadows 12-21-2010 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Natalie_J (Post 168687)
Well, if we're going to have pictures of guns...
Geez, even the animals are getting lazy!:eek:

What ever happened to running after your prey and catching them with your own two paws? Darn lazy young'uns!:lol:

The Conquistador 12-21-2010 11:28 PM
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Damn you Julian Assange!

dauls 12-22-2010 04:18 AM
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Damn you Julian Assange!
This time he's gone too far...

The Conquistador 12-22-2010 06:39 PM
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Sellout or opportunist? You decide.

dauls 12-22-2010 10:01 PM
More daft crap you can buy...
 
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Need that TV/movie viewing experience absolutely everywhere you go, get the...
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- - - Link to site
:no: :rolleyes: :no:

Tread 12-24-2010 08:47 AM
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What if the dog had placed his present in a sock hanging at the chimney?:eek:

shadows 12-24-2010 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Tread (Post 168983)
What if the dog had placed his present in a sock hanging at the chimney?:eek:
LOL! That's what happens after pooch gets into the milk and cookies and there is no one awake to let him out after the fact!:lol:

Natalie_J 12-27-2010 02:11 PM
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What if the dog had placed his present in a sock hanging at the chimney?:eek:
On a similar theme, no nativity scene in Catalonia is complete without one of these placed discreetly at the back. They call them Caganers, and they always used to be peasants until recently when celebrities and world leaders got in on the act (as it were)...

dauls 12-28-2010 04:01 AM
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Deleted scene from Star Wars (Ep. IV: A New Hope)...
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The Conquistador 12-29-2010 10:44 AM
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Join the Imperial Fleet today!

smc 12-29-2010 04:24 PM
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I keep forgetting to post pictures I've been saving for when holidays roll around. Anyway, here's some belated Christmas humor.

smc 12-30-2010 12:09 PM
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It's almost here. A Happy New Year to all, and remember to be careful out there.

smc 12-31-2010 01:55 PM
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Happy New Year!

Drive carefully, my friends.

dauls 12-31-2010 03:34 PM
Dont't [sic]...
 
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:yes: Happy New Year...
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aw9725 01-02-2011 11:18 AM
For our friend ila. Happy New Year! :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYYc8yDrmlg

ila 01-02-2011 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by aw9725 (Post 170029)
For our friend ila. Happy New Year! :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYYc8yDrmlg
It just goes to show that polar bears aren't camera shy. :lol:

The Conquistador 01-02-2011 02:00 PM
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Cranky polar bears and ila after a hard New Years Celebration

ila 01-02-2011 02:17 PM
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Cranky polar bears and ila after a hard New Years Celebration
I didn't know that you took my picture yesterday morning. :eek::lol:

The Conquistador 01-02-2011 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ila (Post 170052)
I didn't know that you took my picture yesterday morning. :eek::lol:
We penguins are ninja commandos like that... ;)

dauls 01-11-2011 02:46 PM
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Is she naked or...
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smc 01-17-2011 08:46 PM
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My next door neighbor's kid is really growing tired of the lemonade stand competition down the street, and in the spirit of American entrepreneurship is branching out.

dauls 01-18-2011 12:16 AM
Brazilian...
 
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My next door neighbor's kid is really growing tired of the lemonade stand competition down the street, and in the spirit of American entrepreneurship is branching out.
Looks like your neighbours need to give their cheeky little f:censored:ker a few spelling lessons!
:rolleyes:

smc 01-18-2011 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by dauls (Post 171981)
Looks like your neighbours need to give their cheeky little f:censored:ker a few spelling lessons!
:rolleyes:
Give him a break! He's barely in school. ;)

Natalie_J 01-18-2011 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by smc (Post 172001)
Give him a break! He's barely in school. ;)
And, of course, he's American as well - you could always try asking him to point out Brazil on a map of the world, it might be a long afternoon :rolleyes: :)

(It's just off the coast of Florida isn't it?)

smc 01-18-2011 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie_J (Post 172018)
And, of course, he's American as well - you could always try asking him to point out Brazil on a map of the world, it might be a long afternoon :rolleyes: :)

(It's just off the coast of Florida isn't it?)
Well, he's rather young, so his lack of knowledge about geography might be excusable despite being an American. But give him a few years in our world-class public schools, and he won't even know that Florida is a state, let alone that Brazil is something other than a type of nut. :lol:

Tread 01-18-2011 12:32 PM
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Looks like your neighbours need to give their cheeky little f:censored:ker a few spelling lessons!
:rolleyes:
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And, of course, he's American as well ?
Getting a brain should be enough. Do you get one in your world-class public schools?

smc 01-18-2011 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tread (Post 172023)
Getting a brain should be enough. Do you get one in your world-class public schools?
I wrote "world-class public schools" with irony. Some of us in America do have brains.

Tread 01-18-2011 03:14 PM
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I wrote "world-class public schools" with irony. Some of us in America do have brains.
Of course I know. But it?s difficult to handle the male version I?ve got.

shadows 01-19-2011 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Tread (Post 172023)
Getting a brain should be enough. Do you get one in your world-class public schools?
You forgot to add the "Hyuck! Hyuck!" to that picture.:lol:

dauls 01-26-2011 05:13 AM
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When it gets a bit difficult...

Tread 01-31-2011 08:12 AM
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Someone told me that my laptop is too old. Do you think I need a new model?

ila 01-31-2011 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Tread (Post 173609)
Someone told me that my laptop is too old. Do you think I need a new model?
It's fine. You have an LCD screen. :lol:

Tread 02-01-2011 06:02 PM
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It's fine. You have an LCD screen. :lol:
Yeah, the LCD made it a lot easier to carry.

smc 02-01-2011 06:10 PM
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Yeah, the LCD made it a lot easier to carry.
Reminds me of Al Franken's old one-man mobile-uplink when he was a correspondent for "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live" ... before he was a U.S. senator.

dauls 02-03-2011 01:14 AM
Is your laptop computer not quite portable enough?
 
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Try the Connect-A-Desk Laptop Holder, you'll never need a desk (or your lap) ever again. Why sit when you can carry your laptop using this geek-chic harness.
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Tread 02-03-2011 08:39 PM
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Try the Connect-A-Desk Laptop Holder, you'll never need a desk (or your lap) ever again. Why sit when you can carry your laptop using this geek-chic harness.
Not a bad idea, but it does not go well with my new privacy app.

smc 02-24-2011 05:13 PM
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One of my students shared this picture of a zombie wedding cake.

Tread 02-24-2011 09:01 PM
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One of my students shared this picture of a zombie wedding cake.
Nice cake,
the bridal couple moves into honeymoon, and the remaining guests is breakfast time.

aw9725 02-24-2011 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by smc (Post 176843)
One of my students shared this picture of a zombie wedding cake.
smc, how nice of you to pick out a cake for me and my bride to be! ;)

smc 03-08-2011 04:59 PM
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The evidence is that the oil companies are price-gauging and using the Libya upheaval as an excuse, but when I saw this sign by a local highway exit I knew we were "fucked."

dauls 05-06-2011 11:20 PM
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;) Blowing bubbles...

shadows 05-07-2011 11:56 PM
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;) Blowing bubbles...
Just make sure the cop from the G20 isn't around...:eek:;):lol:

Natalie_J 05-25-2011 03:15 PM
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Maybe this sort of Unicorn Meat will be more to your liking? :)

smc 05-25-2011 03:19 PM
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Maybe this sort of Unicorn Meat will be more to your liking? :)
It goes down especially well with a drink like this.

Natalie_J 05-25-2011 03:30 PM
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And maybe some of this for starters?

(I know this has been done to death on the internet but who cares?) :)

dauls 05-27-2011 02:09 PM
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:eek::lol: :innocent:

Tread 05-27-2011 02:32 PM
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Anyhow, here are a couple of things I came across recently ... so wrong, on so many levels. :innocent:
Concerning that matter.

smc 05-27-2011 03:05 PM
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Another great self-esteem builder ...


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