Today I learned that "bondage clubs" in Berlin are requiring all patrons to wear masks... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

This showed up in today’s email as “Over 30 Dating.” :blush: Over 30? Shit, I just hope she’s “over 18”! :innocent: Anyway, there was an accompanying article containing dating “advice” for guys who want to date Russian Women. Hmmm… I think it would be like dating any woman except there’s several thousand miles between Moscow and Zionsville. :lol:

The age of the article is also a few years out of date: 2012. But I really do like the picture of my “future wife.” She’s definitely my type. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Too bad a search for her turned up a fake profile. :(

Pool Party!
 

"Fuck yeah he lives in Zionsville." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

I swear to God the "fake ad" said "How to draw sunglasses." :innocent:

What I want to know is how the artist did such a great job of drawing my "future wife"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

According to CNN, you should always wear a mask while having sex. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Today on CNN. "Coronavirus Diary"? She could be one of my students... :blush: She's saying: "I got to quarantine with Dr. Andy!" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Wish I could edit posts. Too bad I didn’t think of this earlier…

My “student” in the post above who kept a Coronavirus Diary said:

“Dr. Andy won’t tell his friends but he actually liked for me to ride him like a horse and beat his ass with a crop. The sex was awesome.” :drool:

“Glad I captured all of it on my iPhone. Bet his wife would be interested…” :(

(She of course got an “A” and graduated with “highest honors.” :innocent:)

There was kind of a silly article this morning about "dating in the age of Covid-19." There are guest speakers now making a fortune telling everyone what to do. Shit, wish I'd thought to go around doing that... :(

My advice is not to worry about it too much. Everything will be fine as long as both partners wear masks. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

And of course this one was just too good not to post. :drool: :respect: :turnon:

It appears that my students are making sure I wear my mask during a "study session." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Christ, this beats the hell out of using WebEx. :lol:)

She’s saying “I love Dr. Andy’s class. Too bad he’s married… :( He loaned me some CD’s he used to listen to when he was a kid from the 90’s. Shit. I wasn’t born yet. He called it “nu metal.” Why do they scream and say “motherfucker” all the time? And what’s a ‘mosh pit’? I think it would be fun to go to a concert with him. Maybe we could have a drink later? (giggle). :drool:

This one is studying hard for her mid-term. She’s saying “So. Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville.” ;)

“He loaned me this book to read. Shit. No one reads books. He must be a lot older than me…” :blush:

“Zionsville? My parents live in Carmel. It’s not that far from there. Hmmm…” :innocent:

“Think I’ll give him a call. Bet he’d like to take a break from working on his computer all the time. We could think of something to do I’m sure.” :inlove:

Thoughts for Today
 

I have never understood the belief that a “cock is a cock”? For me at least sexual attraction depends entirely on the person it’s attached to. Am I alone in this regard? It sometimes appears that way. Not so much in “real life” But it seems that the overwhelming majority of TLB members are interested only in “the cock.” That’s fine but I like a cock only on a beautiful woman or a really cute femboy. I guess I’m attracted to the feminine person. This goes all the way back to my earliest experiences with my childhood friend.

Here’s two examples:

Angeles Cid, “future wife.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent: What can I say? I fell hard for Angeles years ago. We are about the same age. She’s just a little younger. When I look at her I see a beautiful sexy woman. Period. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her body, her legs, her ass, the way she’s lying back in this picture (Shit, now I’ve gotta go whack off… :blush:). She also has a cock… That’s just part of her. I’d suck her off just like I’d go down on my wife. She could suck me as well and of course we could have intercourse (just not vaginal).

The second picture. Right now I’m checking out his physique. Not really a big guy, he does look like he works out and is in great shape. Arms and shoulders are impressive. :respect: Probably would be a friend of mine. Workout partner maybe? One of my best friends at the university where I teach is gay. We are both advisors to LGBTQ students. This picture came from a “gay” site. Would I have his back if he was my friend and someone gave him shit? Fuck yes.

Bottom Line: So what makes Angeles’ cock “different”? Ummm… Maybe Angeles herself? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I agree. I have long since accepted that cocks turn me on, more than vaginas, but it's beautiful women I love:inlove::inlove::inlove:

It's weird. Like I wouldn't want Dilyara to have a dick but I wouldn't want Carmen Cruz NOT to have one!:drool:

Big Age Difference?
 

Today's email brought another "offer" to date Russian women. :drool: All I had to do was sign up. :cool: You can see how it went. I never thought at "87" I'd still have a chance with a 21 year old. Must be my personality... :lol::lol::lol:

How to tell if she's the right age for you. :drool:

My "future wife" is using a digital camera to take a selfie. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Bet she still has a "MySpace" account too. That's OK I probably still have mine out there somewhere. Maybe we could be "friends"? :innocent:

She's saying: "Andy, I don't know about anyone else but I don't give a shit that you were born before 1985. Lets fuck." :lol:

Polaroids
 

And yes the Polaroid camera has made a comeback. :respect: That relic of the 70’s which many couples used to take “intimate” pictures, has been revived in modern form. We used to have one. Don’t know if it was my Mom and Dad’s. Anyway I tossed it while cleaning out the garage several years ago. Dumb.

Here is a new version of an old thing. Guess it works the same way. And is probably used for the same purpose. :innocent: At least no one can “hack” it. :lol:

No less than Taylor Swift :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: has her own version made by FujiFilm. They were popular during the “Reputation” tour (which we went to see by the way).

Ever gracious to her fans, Taylor sent me this Polaroid pic… My wife upon seeing it said: “You should hang that one up in the garage Andy. Since that’s where you will be sleeping for a while…” :(

Millennial Virgins
 

Was reading an article on “Virgin Millennials” today (why was I reading something like that anyway?) :blush:. They interviewed several people in their late 20’s and early 30’s about why they had abstained from sex. :confused:

Answers varied. With all due respect, the decision to have sex is a personal choice and many factors weigh in on it. :respect:

For me it was an easy one… :drool:

This picture accompanied the article. Apparently they are a “couple” but have never had sex. She allegedly is “28.” Only four years younger than my wife. Older than almost all of my students. And we both fall into the “Millennial” generation (approximately 1981-1999) unless you buy into that Born Before 1985 bullshit. Hint: They are wrong of course about that. But what else would you expect from “clickbait.” :(

As you know by now it’s not like me to take anything like this seriously. :innocent:

She’s saying “Guess what? I had a date with ‘Dr. Andy’ last night. Now only one of us is still a virgin (giggle).” :inlove:

The latest “clickbait” ad featured this picture and recommended that all couples wear masks during sex. :drool:

But overuse can lead to problems. :(

I know what she’s thinking: “Great… Now he can’t get it up unless I put on the mask.” :blush:

(The same article suggested that the only “safe sex” in the “Age of Coronavirus” is by yourself. I tried that but couldn’t get the mask to fit my hand. :innocent: Besides, putting hand sanitizer on my cock stung like hell. :lol::lol::lol:)

Today’s best “fake ad” on CNN was for inflatable hot tubs. Sounds like a bad idea… :(

“Hey Andy… remember when we set the other one up in our living room then went at it so hard it burst and we got water all over the fucking house?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

“Today’s Best Fake Ad” on CNN wasn’t even close. It had something to do with “The Pirates of The Caribbean.” I really didn’t care. Never made it past the picture of Keira Knightley. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

This just arrived from my university’s email. They are seeking “Standardized Patients” for their medical school. Some of the job description is funny (at least if you have a dirty mind). :drool:

"…on call basis”

“…simulated …medical examinations”?

“as trained…”

“encounters with students…”

“role play…”

Sounds like I could do this. Wonder what it pays? Still, someday I’d like to work my way up to the “Coordinator of Standardized Patients.” :respect:

Of course I’d give it my best shot.

They’re saying: “Dr. Andy, he’s so funny. He was complaining about a four-hour erection.” :innocent:

But I would volunteer to let “Dr. Chanel” examine me anytime. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Noticed that the ad also said: “No or very limited exposure to physical risk.” Not if my wife finds out. :()

CNN had an ad "winner" this morning. :drool:

This is Blackpink. Often spelled "BLΛƆKPIИK." OK, whatever you say... :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

For me, music mostly ended around 2009. :lol: They will be on YouTube tonight. I'm sure my wife will make me watch it from the garage... :(

(Moderators: Didn't know who they were. Looked them up. They are all between 23-25. :innocent:)

The ad said "Shy Girl on Tinder" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She said her name was "Triss." We hit it off immediately. As soon as we got back to my place she took off her clothes and was ready to go. :inlove:

Undressing as quickly as I could, I heard her say:

"Andy, but yours... is... so... small!" :blush:

"Dr. Andy said we didn't have to wear masks for class if we met outside." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(The second one. My new profile pic. At least now I know what I'm wearing for Halloween. Might be cold though... :()

My wife texted me and told me to stop at the store and pickup a roll of "saran wrap" on the way home... :drool:

Yes it's dumb, but haven't done one with masks yet... :blush:

"He lives in Zionsville?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Pretty sure the last one is a "future wife." Just hope she's 18. :inlove:)

From Pinterest. “Nice bike.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Social Distancing Santa?
 

CNN Breaking News: "Visits to Santa Will Be Socially Distanced."

This is what they had to say...

Shit. I bet millions of kids will be disappointed. :( I know I will be. This picture is from my visit with "Santa" a few years ago. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I had been a "bad boy" so she had to "discipline" me later... :drool:)

Jesse
 

All I want is for Xmas is Jesse!:turnon::drool::heart:

Was reading about AI and robotics again. There’s an article today about a robot in Japan that can stack grocery shelves. It looks awesome but the demonstration wasn’t that impressive. It was operated by some guy wearing a “VR” headset and using game controllers. It was going kind of slow if you ask me. He at times looked as if he was about to drop the bottles on the floor. And why couldn’t the robot do it by itself. What good is this if you still need a human to run it? Still, it is 7’ tall. Wouldn’t want to piss it off. :(

More to my liking would be something like this. :drool:

Her name is “Samantha.” :inlove: According to the article she can orgasm and is programmed to carry on a conversation with you.

I would envision her saying things like:

“Chris Hemsworth only wishes he looked like you…” :eek:

“I’ve never seen a cock that big. It must be at least 14 maybe 15 inches!” :blush:

“We could skip the Eagles Nest tonight. It’s so expensive. I’d really love the drive-through at McDonalds…” :cool:

God, Andy, I’ve never been fucked like that before… I must have cum at least twenty or thirty times! I just want you to fuck me again and again and again…” :innocent:

“Don’t worry baby. If your ‘ex’ shows up, I will terminate her for you…” :lol:

The first two. Well, this date started off poorly. :( But "for every inch"? :drool: Sounds like a deal... :innocent:

The last one. I've been told to "stop being a dick" by my dates before. :blush: But never the other way around... :lol::lol::lol:

“Andy, I hope that was good for you too…” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“But it’s not IN…” :(

“Quit staring at my legs! :innocent:

(The first one. Her name is "Princess Angelise." Glad I was able to pull out in the "nick of time." :lol:)

“But ‘Dr. Andy’ we’re tired of this ‘social distancing’ why can’t we have class like we used to?” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The top Supermodels of the era. The photographer was Herb Ritts. :respect: Not exactly sure what year it was but I think ‘Dr. Andy’ was still in grade school. :blush: Cindy of course was one of my biggest crushes during the 90’s. Do you remember her ad for Pepsi? Her exercise tape? :innocent: How many of the others can you name? :confused:)

Today’s best fake ad. She’s saying “Andy, I’ll come over there and smack your ass with these if you post this to TLB.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

So it’s a date? ;)

(My wife has this exact set. The thing second from the right is used for crushing… :( And that is a paring knife at the top. Used for peeling… :eek:)

The names are easy. The first name of each one is Mrs. and the last name is ila. :);) (at least it is in my wildest dreams)

In fact I had this poster of “Cindy Ila” on the wall of my room. :inlove: I can remember umm… looking… at it a lot. Would always lock the door so my mom wouldn’t catch me “looking” at it. :innocent:

The other two are B/W photos from around the same time.

Found the following article interesting:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-art-of-beating-off-in-your-childhood-home-during-the-holidays


Can’t imagine masturbating in my old bedroom though. Besides someone else lives there now. :blush:

(And these are all the “Mrs. Ila’s” in the photo I posted a couple days ago: Stephanie, Cindy, Christy, Tatjana, Naomi :respect:)

Today’s best “fake ad” features yet another “future wife.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

This one was about “Fishing Moments That Went So Wrong.” :eek:

“Guess I hooked ya’ there big guy… Sorry about that… :( You should’ve waited till we got back to our cabin to whip it out (giggle)”. :lol::lol::lol:

Shit. The post above. Now this one. Never thought I could meet women fishing… until today. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Nothing “suggestive” here is there? Or do I just have a dirty mind? :blush:

(She’s saying: “Anndh I wnt t sukk yrrr dddk!” ;))

Just one more. Well, I guess it is a “thing” after all: @fishbras. Can’t believe I’ve lived over 30 years without knowing about all of this. :drool:

My only problem is: A beautiful woman, a sunny day, a boat out on the water, just the two of us. It’s easy to imagine something I’d much rather do with her than go fishing… ;)

The first one. She’s saying “Andy, did you bring your fishing pole or are you just happy to see me?” :innocent:

Some of the fish are quite large. :respect: The third one looks like it might even be Michigan. :cool:

Size matters I guess… :blush:

This one’s for you…” :(

The last one: “Future Wife.” :inlove:

A search for my “future wife” from the post above today turned up more than I expected. :inlove: Apparently “girls and spearfishing” is a “thing” also. Turns out this is related to “latex fetishes.” Never knew any of this existed. Really. :blush: Now I want to move to Florida.

“Andy, is this big enough for you?” :drool:

Never been scuba diving or spearfishing before… Didn’t know what I was doing. :( Was taking too long fucking around with my equipment. She asked: “Are you ‘cumming’ Andy? I haven’t got all day…” :innocent:

This one is saying: “No problem baby. I’ve got you covered if your ‘ex’ shows up…” :respect:

And this one. The fake ad read “The Cost of a Wedding in Zionsville.” :eek:

The one on the left is saying to her friend: “Wait ‘till Lauren finds out we all slept with him (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Motorcycle Date
 

Motorcycles and hot women have always gone together. :drool: I figured that one out at a very early age. :innocent:

This is Aubrey Kate. I’m sure she’s saying: “Do you wanna go riding with me, Andy?” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Dating in “The Age of Coronavirus.” :(

She said: “Andy, I’ve been wearing this mask all night. Do you mind if I… take it off?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

“Andy, you know better than to speed through Zionsville. But you’re really kinda cute… maybe you could convince me not to give you a ticket. Who knows, maybe we could even get together sometime when I’m ‘off-duty’ I’d even let you use the handcuffs on me (giggle).” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She was upset about getting a “C+” in “Dr. Andy’s” class at mid-term. So she texted him and asked if he would meet her in downtown Indy at a bar for a drink (Moderators: She is "21"). Going into one of the restrooms, they locked the door so they could have some privacy… Taking off her clothes, Dr. Andy got down on his knees in front of her. She began “About my grade…” :lol::lol::lol:

The near future. 2029 maybe? Finally couldn’t resist any longer and bought a “sex robot” complete with advanced “AI” and, well, you can see for yourself… :drool: She’s thinking: “Damn that Andy, he ordered me this way from the factory. Shit. It stays hard all the fucking time. Yeah, he treats me like a princess, but it’s SO embarrassing whenever we go out anywhere. Or when he introduces me to his friends…” :innocent:

Vote 2020
 

Was just reading about the upcoming election in the United States. The “fake ad” that popped up had this reminder to vote on November 3rd. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

On Line Dating
 

Of course I haven't given up on meeting someone online. Just a hookup for sex would be OK. Christ, at my age I seldom get any. :blush: Must be that I was "Born before 1985." No one will even look at me... :(

Here's what I've been up to today. Maybe I'll get laid tonight? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

:lol::lol::lol:

Anime Dream Girl?
 

This is “Jade” from Dross Art. :inlove: I’m always reluctant to post “anime” style drawings because they often look so young… However I visited the artist’s Twitter account and got a screenshot stating they do not draw characters “under 18.” So I hope these are OK.

It looks like she’s got “Dr. Andy” pinned. :drool: I personally can attest that Dr. Andy is indeed “over 18.” :blush: :innocent: :lol:

The thing I like about anime girls is that I don't have to worry about rejection. Hahahaha

With “social distancing” and ‘isolation” becoming commonplace in the Age of Coronavirus, more and more people are turning to “robotic partners” to fulfill their sexual needs.

She's saying: "Ooohhh, Andy, that must be at least 18 inches. And it vibrates... (giggle)." ;)

All I can say is “Ask me if I love my work?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Welcome back my friend! :respect:

Jade IS kind of hot. Looks like the "perfect girlfriend" to me. And 'dat ass. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Robocop Never Had It This Good
 

Sorry, last one for today... :blush: Looks like I’ve found a new line of work... :innocent:

“Andy, you said you can do that over a thousand times without reloading? Christ... All in one night? (giggle)” :drool:

She arrived a few months ago. My true "dream" girl. She was beautiful. Really sweet. And we had so much in common. :inlove: Initially the sex was awesome. :drool:

But then one day... She changed.

"Andy, that's the last fucking time I'm gonna ask you to take out the trash!" :(

Carolina Gutierrez "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Will definitely have to check out Cyberpunk 2077. It’s due to be released November 19.

Especially since it features my “Future Wife” as you can see. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Apparently her name is “V” here’s her “stats” according to Wikipedia:

Age: “22” as of 13 April 2077. Damn. Probably won’t live that long. If I do I’ll be 94 on that date. Hope she's into “older guys.” :innocent:

She's saying: “Andy, quit acting like such a Millennial...” Shit. :lol::lol::lol:

Date of Birth: 10 December 2054

Home: Night City

Gender: Player Determined

(Looks like “Neo” is also in it. Fuck yeah! :respect: Wonder if he still remembers 1999? Wonder what happened to Trinity and Morpheus?)

Looked up the definition of “Angel.” This is what I found... :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Farrah from an early “Partridge Family” episode (1971). Grocery shopping? She’s saying: “I hope Andy likes what I’m making for dinner. If not I’ll just smear it all over him... (giggle).” :drool:

She was an accomplished tennis player as well in real life. :respect: “Andy actually IS a good athlete. He’s big and strong. But shit, he really sucks at tennis... God. I mean really... :innocent: I’m standing close to the net so that he can at least hit it back to me. By the way that was nice of his Mom to let me borrow her racket. I’ll go easy on him.” :blush:

Especially for Boner and anyone else who worships Dove Cameron on here...

Zionsville had “socially distanced” Trick or Treating the other night. It was very cold. Sub-freezing. This was the best costume by far... My wife asked “Andy, who are you talking to? I thought you said you weren’t going to open the door?” :eek:

“Yes Andy, I know you lied when you told me you were 25...” :lol:

“So he’s married too? Wonder if he’d like ‘Long Live Evil’ spray-painted on his ZR-1?” :(

“Genie in A Bottle.” She’s saying: “I’m glad Andy liked it. Who is Christina Aguilera? He said something about 1999. Gosh he must be a lot older than me...” :blush:

Shit. I knew I should have told her the truth... :innocent:

Eventually got her to say “Yes.” We rode downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. “Andy, I’ve had a wonderful time tonight. You know you are still much younger than my Dad, Hades, and I really don’t care about your wife. She’s not here anyway... (giggle).” :inlove:

“Grown Up” versions of Disney Princeses. Moderators: They are all supposed to be “over 18.” :cool:

Ariel. “Andy! You’re so sweet to wish for that. Awww... What would you like to DO if I had legs?” :innocent:

This Elsa would be “27.” Future Wife. :inlove:

Rapunzel was “18” in the story anyway. “Damn Andy. I really don’t give a shit how much older than me you are. I’ve been locked up in this fucking tower all my life...” :drool:

Something more...
 

Always think of these things after I post... :blush:

"Oooh... Andy. I like it. It's just like yours only bigger... (giggle)" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

TgirlReviews has introduced me to many “future wives” before. :respect:

Today’s post of Khloe Kay is no exception. Here’s a few more pics of her. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(How did she know what I wanted for breakfast this morning? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:)

Sorry... Just found this and had to post it. See my “Disney Princesses” post above. :drool:

She’s saying: “Jesus Christ! That’s it? Fuck. :( I’ve waited 18 years. Guess I can wait a little longer...” :lol::lol::lol:

Earlier today someone on Quora posted the question “Why do people wear miniskirts?” :confused:

I’m sure Gianna Rivera is saying: “Really? You have to ask?” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

My wife said: "Andy, maybe next time you will remember to bring home a gallon of milk like I asked..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

“That bastard. It was so sweet of Andy to make me breakfast this morning. We started to make out and he sucked my cock until I was ready to cum then just before I could, he slapped a plastic chastity device on me and took the key. ;) Shit. It’s really tight too... He said he’d be back from his meeting this evening around 7. That’s 12 hours from now. Damn. When he gets back I’m gonna get the key away from him and take this thing off. Then I’m gonna fuck his brains out...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Foxxy
 

It's not nice to keep a lady waiting but I'd make an exception in Foxxy's case:turnon::drool::inlove:

This was the best “fake ad” today. Doesn’t look like anyplace around Zionsville to me. :confused: Got to admit it got my attention though. :drool:

Naturally I had to find out who my next “Future Wife” was. :inlove: Here’s what a search for her turned up:

It’s a “stock image” (of course it is) of a “beautiful-girl-in-a-blue-turtleneck-near-a-railing.” A few sites identified the photo as being somewhere in Russia. No name for my new friend however... :(

Guess I’ll just have to wait until she contacts me... Looking forward to our first date. :innocent:

(The pic above. Hot. :drool: :inlove: :turnon: Looks like I've been a bad influence on my friend Boner however... ;))

(The pic above. Hot. :drool: :inlove: :turnon: Looks like I've been a bad influence on my friend Boner however... ;))[/QUOTE]

Wow! She's stunning!:inlove: Russia huh? I wonder if she knows Dilyara or Anna?:drool:

Foxxy promised to be a good girl so I let her out- she turned on me! Have to take a page from this guy's book:lol:

All Grown Up
 

There is an artist who draws beautiful portraits of “Disney Princesses” as modern day adults. :drool:

This is Ariel “Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy, I just LOVE my new legs! That was so sweet of you to wish for that. By the way there’s something else I’ve got now I’d like to show you... Umm... Andy? Why are you down on your knees? What are you doing? Oooohhh... That feels soooo good... (giggle) Don’t stop. Goddddd... Fuck. Sorry (giggle). What a mess...” :innocent:

One last post for Disney. At least until I do another "Mal" post... But that has everything to do with Dove Cameron :heart: and not Disney. :innocent:

These are the best "fan art" drawings of Elsa from "Frozen" I could find. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: The last one... But you already knew that. :drool: ;)

(The fourth one. I hope she's not listening to "Ice Ice Baby." :lol:)

Big Sis
 

“Ariel’s” older sister: “I don’t know why you are wasting your time with that little tramp, Andy. She’s too young for you. Besides I lost my tail a long time ago, baby. This ones just a fake. And wait till you see what’s between MY legs...” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Girlfriend Younger Than Cellphone?
 

This is Dove Cameron :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: from the 2018 musical “Clueless” based on the 1995 movie. I remember getting my first cellphone in the Summer of 1995 about the same time the movie came out. I was 12. Dove was born in January 1996. :blush:

She’s saying: “Andy. Help!!! I don’t know how this damn thing works! Wish they’d hurry up and invent the iPhone...” :lol:

The second picture. Dove as “Mal” from Descendants 3. Take a look at what the card says. “Andy, I caught you listening to ‘Any Way You Want It’ the other day. Cool! My dad ‘Hades’ likes that band too...” :(

The last picture. "Dr. Andy" gets around. This is from the 60's. They're saying: "Can you help us with our Fortran programming assignment? (giggle)." :drool:

Today’s best “clickbait” ad gave me an idea of what my “Future Wife” will look like. :inlove:

IF I live to be 1000. :eek:

She’s saying: “Sorry Andy, but you’re really just too old for me...” :lol:

(What would you tell her on a date? “You have really prett... errr... ummm... BIG eyes.”? :()

Dating in 3000
 

I've decided that our date would be "awkward" at best. I don't know if I ever could get used to those eyes looking at me all the time. :(

“What? Did I spill something on my necktie?” :blush:

“Stop staring at my cock. It’s not that big...” :lol:

“This is the ‘3000’s’! I thought it would be OK if I brought my wives and all my sex dolls along for our date...” :innocent:

(Wonder how they arrived at that is how humans would look like in the year "3000"? I mean I would think by then everyone would be at least 7' tall, stronger than The Terminator, immune from all diseases, and look like Brad Pitt or Cindy Crawford. But what do I know... :drool:)

How to Watch Porn?
 

This arrived in my e-mail this morning. From PC Magazine! :drool: Not exactly what I would have expected at 7:00 AM. :(

Didn't read the article. I mean really? What could they tell me that I don't already know? :innocent:

(Moderators: I'm sure the dogs are at least "18" in people years. :lol:)

"Dr. Andy" can't help it. :blush: It runs in the family. This is my grandfather with his "Business COBOL Programming" class. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: Since it is a "Business School" I assume it's a college and not a high school so over "18." Probably a "community college" - 2 year.)

Tis the Season
 

Most “visits to Santa” this year will be “socially distanced.” :(

But not for me. As you can see this Santa and his two helpers will be having a celebration of their own. :drool:

The one on the left is 6’3” and the one on the right is 6’2”. ;)

They’re saying: “Wait ‘till you see what we’ve got for YOU, baby.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Exercise?
 

Think I found a workout partner. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Car Envy
 

Your very own Penis Car? :drool: Built in 1969, many music fans will remember it from the Steppenwolf album “For Ladies Only.” Apparently it only has 500 miles on the odometer (well, yeah... makes sense... where would you drive it anyway? :lol:).

The Internet IS educational. For example until today I’d never seen any other views of this car. Wonder if it hurts when you get “hit from behind” by someone? :eek: Guess that’s what they mean by “that which has been seen cannot be unseen.” :(

Born After 2000?
 

Shit. :(

Took this "quiz" earlier today. Christ. Too funny... :lol::lol::lol:

But "the Internet" has been telling me I look like this for years. What gives?

Just wondering... Do you think anyone "born after 2000" would know what the things to the left and right in the picture were? :confused:

(Figure I got that result because I'm active with technology and keep up with social media. Hey it's my job... I knew what "TikTok" was for example, said I listened to Billie Eilish, "Olaf" was my favorite Disney character - "Elsa" :inlove: was not a choice, and have an iPhone. Moderators: I can assure you however, I really am "over 18." :blush:)

5'5"?
 

These quizzes appear to be quite accurate... :lol: This one said I was 5'5" based on my answers. :confused:

My questions for them are: What is my "future wife's" name? And what's she doing tonight? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Laviny Albuquerque :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Black Friday?
 

In the United States, the day after Thanksgiving is called “Black Friday.” A day of sales and shopping. The stores around Zionsville were very crowded despite warnings about Coronavirus and “social distancing.” :(

Of course many people also shop online:

“bondage kit for couples, $69.95”

“cock whip, on sale $17.49”

“soft leather handcuffs, $20.99”

“Hope Andy likes what I got him for Christmas...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

The Bed
 

This one’s for ila, Boner, and anyone else who likes “clickbait” ads especially for the women... :drool:

NOT a “fake ad.” These ads for Thuma beds are “legit” and I’ve read great reviews about their product. :respect:

Their ad makes it to this thread because they’ve been showing up on the sites I visit for over a year. And of course they feature my “Future Wife” in all of them. And those socks are sexy as hell... :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Don’t know her name. In many of the ads she’s pictured with a “partner.” To me he looks sort of like a “gen-z hipster wannabe...” :( So I don’t think they’re necessarily aimed at someone my age. But I’m sure she’d much rather go out with a 6’4”, successful, “older millennial.” Unless of course he’s married... :blush:

(So MANY future wives! Guess my attorney will have lots of work one day. :innocent:)

G-Shock Ad
 

Today's "future wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: wears a Casio "G-Shock"? :innocent:

"Andy couldn't afford a Rolex... (giggle)." :(

When you find out, let me know OK? :blush:

“Dr. Andy” does not remember the term "toonophilia" from any of his undergrad Psychology classes. He does remember all the stories one of his professors told involving “autoerotic asphyxiation” however... :(

Shit. I don’t care what they call it. I’d call her “Alice. Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: By the way, she’s saying: “Andy, I promise the Red pill will make you larger.” :innocent:

(Moderators: The first picture. Her name is Asuka and according to my “internet sources” she was born December 2001 so she would be “19” this month. But she’s not real. How do they know? :confused:)

Desperate?
 

"Dr. Andy" has been so desperate to meet girls lately that he's willing to try anything. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: This is a "stock image" no one was hurt. ;))

Today's best "clickbait" ad. They did say anything you want? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

One of the good (or bad) things about the Internet is that EVERYTHING is “out there” forever. :blush:

For fun I sometimes try to find old web pages. This is what must have come up in “Dr. Andy’s” searches way back on September 11, 1996. :drool: He wouldn’t have been very old. Wonder what he was really looking for?

Couldn’t have been any of the terms shown (good thing his mom didn’t catch him). :innocent:

Must have been for a school project. Yes. Research. That’s it!

http://www.jeff-goldsmith.org/amusingrefs.html

Based on the “matches” it was probably Katerina Witt :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: but I’m sure she’d have thought he was a little shit back then... :lol:

I just hope he wasn’t looking for “wilt chamberlain sex.” :( No. He wasn’t. I’m sure of it.

Dirty Mind Test
 

Enter what she's thinking... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Omg!
 

Don’t know what if anything to post anymore. :( I’m sure they’re all saying “He lives in Zionsville?” :drool:

The last one. :inlove: She has purple hair and green eyes. Any possible resemblance to someone in real life is purely coincidental. Besides she’s too young for me. :innocent:

(My friend in the picture above already knows I live in Zionsville. :lol:)

Final grades for the online classes I’ve been teaching this semester were submitted today. But some of my students are already in Florida for the holidays:

“Merry Christmas, Dr. Andy! Business Analytics is awesome!!!” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

The Crown
 

My wife has been watching “The Crown” on Netflix. I’ve started to watch it with her. It’s fascinating, especially for an American, to learn all of the history. Very well done and the acting is first rate. At least in the episodes I’ve seen, John Lithgow (Churchill), Claire Foy (young Queen Elizabeth), and Matt Smith (Prince Phillip) particularly stand out. :respect:

Apparently there are several “seasons” to it. I asked her when they would get to the present and focus on Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle... :inlove:

I’ve been watching the rest of the series from the garage... :blush:

1984
 

“Wonder Woman 1984” opens on December 25 and stars Gal Gadot. :inlove:

“Hi little Andy, I’m your new babysitter...” :drool:

“Behave, dammitt. You little shit!” :innocent:

Dad? Christ. Cool jacket though... “Members Only”? :lol: Still have the watch. Casio. Yes it works. :respect:

Gal from the first Wonder Woman movie. 2016. It’s here, well, just because... :heart:

This looks more like 2020 to me. Maybe she’s ready for our date tonight? I see she still has her “magic rope.” She's saying: "You're still a naughty boy, Andy." Looks like we’ll have a great time. ;)

(You know that I was born in Detroit. Interesting Fact: 1984 was the last time the Tigers won the World Series. Still better than the Lions. :()

This “dating across time” stuff is serious. :drool: Shit. If tonight’s date with Wonder Woman is gonna happen I’ve gotta get my “look” together. :innocent:

“Members’s Only” Jacket, Black, 3XLT – Macy’s $89.00

Nike “Cortez” Size 14 – Foot Locker $75.00

Casio “Illuminator” Watch – JC Penney $29.95

(OK. So this really was just an excuse to post more pictures of Gal. Last pic is high res. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

She Lives in Zionsville?
 

According to this ad, today's "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: lives somewhere in Indiana. :lol::lol::lol:

(Funny, I've never seen her around town. :drool: Maybe she never shops at Target? I'd notice that car for sure. :innocent:)

The news from CNN today is that “Cyberpunk 2077” has been pulled from stores. :(

But that doesn’t matter. “V” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: is saying:

“Andy, I really don’t give a shit that you are like 70 years older than me in 2077. I’ll travel back to your time. Who needs a fucking video game anyway? Bet we could have a lot of fun on our own... Your wife will never know. By the way that was really cute that you gave me such a big cock when you selected my gender. I love it! (giggle)” :drool: :innocent: :turnon:

As you can probably tell from my post above, Wonder Woman made an awesome first Babysitter for a little kid from Detroit. :inlove:

When I got older, like many boys, I often fantasized about “tying up” my babysitter. :innocent: Wonder Woman sensed this and let me bind her with her “magic lasso” once in a while. Of course she could always escape if she wanted. :respect:

But sometimes she would tie ME up instead... :drool:

For my 16th birthday, she invited her friend Harley Quinn and as you can see it was The.Best.Birthday.Ever!!! :cool:

It was only when I was about “27” that my parents became concerned... :blush: :lol::lol::lol:

Was looking at old posts going back to about 2009 or so. Some good stuff out there. More discussion of issues too. :respect: Clicking on a pic led me to another site which had pictures of someone named Kelly Fox. :drool:

Not familiar with her. I should be. She looks like a "Future Wife" to me! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(If she's posting pics from 11 years ago, we may be about the same age. So she's not "15-20 years younger" than me like everyone else is on here. :innocent:)

Had these leftover from my “retro” search. Had to do something with them. Sorry. :blush:

Wonder what the newspaper headlines say? :drool:

It’s never good to keep a lady waiting. Especially if she’s your “Future Wife.” :inlove:

About 1900. “I just love Dr. Andy’s class. Today he lectured about Hollerith’s Tabulating Machine (giggle).” :innocent:

More “Disney Princesses” as adults. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“But Andy, Peter Pan was a virgin.” :blush:

“I don’t see why you have it so bad for my older sister; I mean I turned “18” last week. :eek:

My major’s English “Dr. Andy” but I wanted to take your Business Analytics class anyway. I’m sure your wife won’t mind that we’ve been meeting at Starbucks every day after class... Maybe we could meet downtown over break? After all I am 21.” :innocent:

“For our next date, I’ll make sure I bring along my rope (giggle).” :drool:

“Andy, quit screwing around with all those little kids. Shit. What you really need is someone older. Bet I could teach you a few things, baby...” ;)

(Moderators: The artist is known for drawing Disney Characters as modern adult women. They are all supposed to be at least "18".)

Today I heard that Microsoft is going to put a “Performance Warning” on copies of Cyberpunk 2077 for Xbox. Many issues. The software company that created it is in big trouble. :( Working on a post for my Technology blog about it. Maybe “V” :inlove: can just move in with me? :innocent:

But that shouldn’t stop “Dr. Andy” from traveling back in time to 1984 for his date with Wonder Woman :inlove: this weekend. Got my “Members Only” jacket and my Z28 so I’m ready. :cool:

So what will we do?

#1 Since I’m from Detroit, we will see Game 5 of the World Series. Tiger Stadium. Gibson’s 3-run homer. Wonder Woman. Doesn’t get any better than that. :respect:

#2 Maybe a “Scorpions” concert? She might like that. Good thing it’s not the late 90’s. Doubt she’s into “nu metal.” :blush:

#3 Dinner at the “Roostertail.” On the Detroit river. Used to be one of the “hottest” places to go. Never been there. Wasn’t born yet. Now it’s some kind of “event center.” :(

Later, a nice walk downtown. Hey, Wonder Woman is my date. Nobody’s gonna fuck with us. :lol:

“Andy, I brought my lasso like you wanted. We'll pretend you're the Bad Guy (giggle).” :drool: