Not so much Mystic Pizza...

I have two questions about this pizza.

1. Does the pizza get delivered by someone on a broomstick?

2. Who the hell gets pepperoni and bacon on a pizza?

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Superman is always watching you.

:lol:Google being too damn smart for itself...

I wonder how Lois might see fit to use that whip when she finds out that the Man of Steel has been two-timing her with Catwoman?

The way Superman treats Lois in the one you posted just above sends her looking for an alternative lover. And here's what happens:

1. Really it should be delivered by a shady-looking-but-oddly-persuasive man who would promise you unlimited pizza if you just signed right here...

2. Maybe they were fresh out of Virgin that night? :)

I think I've seen that man. Is his first name "Dare"?

*knocks on Natalie's door*

Why hello there beautiful lady! How would you like a slice of heaven? It won't cost you very much, and it is simply divine.:innocent:

Shadows? Is that you under that mask?

For the unitiated, I present Julie Newmar. In my youth, she was second only to Diana Rigg for my pre-pubescent attention. mmmmm, now if only I could travel back in time, meet both of them together, and discover something extra in their pants. I'm going to pass out just thinking about it!

Why yes it is! Shall I take it off for you?:innocent:;)

Meeeeeeeow!:yes:

Another chapter in our polar bear chronicles...

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/v...arbearmeme.jpg

No, I think it might be quite sexy if you leave it on... ;)

Yet another pic of our adventurous ila!

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/v...apolarbear.jpg

:lol: That was definitely me last week.

I would gladly substitute for ila any day, moderating, if I could just get some of that sweet lovin' all the girls seem to send his way. :rolleyes:

Alrighty then.;)


How much would you like, Natalie?;)

(of course, I will have to take the mask off later, as it gets really hot and sticky after being on for so long:innocent:)

It's because he lives in such a frigid climate; they just want to warm the poor ol' guy up!:lol:

Here is the true story of Garfield's final day.:eek:

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I don't see why - you won't be wearing anything else ;)

(BTW, extra pineapple on mine please!)

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I guess polar bears have that irresistable sex appeal... Or as the French say, "Je ne sais quois." :censored:

How to know you are not the favourite child.

Mr. Tread: :lol::lol::lol:

"You're not going to give me one of those French kisses, Nicolas, are you?"

"But your wife should feel free to do so."

:innocent: Carth Vader...

Mine can match this parent for parent and sibling for sibling.

I came across this, called "guy message," and had to share it. I'm so glad this isn't the kind of guy I've ever been.

I'm sure many of you have heard the old wive's tale regarding a correlation between shoe size and penis size. While largely debunked, imagine if it were true, and whoever wears these shoes pulls down his or her pants!

I guess they finally got his Lucky Charms...:confused:

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Perhaps he was another victim of a vicious and inexplicable PETA attack?

The killer's breakfast?

How barbaric!!! Everyone knows that a light crisp pilsener goes with Lucky Charms and not a Guinness. What is this world coming to?

Perhaps. I wouldn't eat Lucky Charms if they were the last food on earth, so I wouldn't know. But this I do know: the best beer with a real breakfast -- an omelet, bacon or sausage, toast, sliced tomatoes, etc. (like I have almost every Sunday) -- is Founder's Breakfast Stout. That is no joke.

Pour some milk over it and spoon it up. That?s a killer breakfast.

She's got a couple of buckets of something, and it sure as hell isn't gold!;):lol::p

He will just place them in his "pot of gold" and save it for some poor unsuspecting rainbow-chaser.:eek:;):lol:

Pot of "gold" at the end of the rainbow? That stinks to heaven.

Are you all really Jameson drinkers? Damn, we need to get together. There is never, ever, less than 1 full bottle of Jameson in my liquor cabinet, and I have their Midleton, too. I even have special Jameson glasses, stolen from the pub at the Jameson distillery in Dublin when I was particularly drunk one night!

Two fingers of Jameson and no ice and heaven forbid no water. :eek: It lets the flavour come through.

Indeed, always straight up. I like my Jameson the way I like my girl cocks. ;)

I've never had Jameson before. I gather that it's good?;)

It's the best of the standard blended Irish whiskeys (by standard, I mean not a single malt, and not their Midleton, which is a special blend at $125/bottle). It's also the wise choice in a Boston pub if you want an Irish whiskey and don't want to be dragged outside and beaten senseless in the street for ordering Bushmills. The reason has to do with Northern Ireland politics. Asking for a Bushmills in a Boston Irish pub is essentially the same as walking in and shouting "Long live the Queen!"

Hey, shadows, were you hoping it would be JENNA Jameson?

I guess that particular Jameson wouldn't be too bad either.;):lol:

If she had a cock, it would give a new meaning to having "a shot of Jameson."

Now I can't stop thinking about Jenna Jameson with a cock. Where are the fakes when we need them?!;)

I?ve no idea.:innocent:
Jameson with Jameson

Did you know that in Japan there is a beer marketed towards kids?

Check it out: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/05...beer-for-kids/

I've learnt how to drink in moderation.

Engrish problems...
 

...child or chilled?

I'm not sure whether this resolves the age-old "nature or nurture" debate.

Me too, dauls. I have just one beer per day (from the biggest mug or glass that I can find).

Barroom brawler...

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/v...Ilafighter.jpg

That's one really fierce looking brawler.:)

What a rotten thing for that apple to do!;)

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It all seems so true...:eek:

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Shattered dreams...

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Not the best thing to do...:eek:

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Is it lunchtime already?

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Be careful which airline you choose.

You never know how dangerous a cloud of Volcano ash will become.

Talk about a bad case of heartburn!;):lol:

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Another variety of "old flame."

I don't forsee a happy outcome...:eek:

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A true family tradition...purchasing the first family pet.:)

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The Koala Wars begins anew...;)

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Mario's mistake

LOL! It took me a moment to realize what the mistake was, but once I figured it out...nice one Tread.:lol:

If only all printer problems were this easy to solve.

To scare crows away is not that easy as it was once.

You just had to post a picture with a damned crow in it, didn't you?:eek::p:lol:

With regards to the picture, I have to say that it is a typical action from a dastardly, evil crow.:yes::lol:

shadows, I know these ones are not crows, but birds can be annoying :censored:, can't they?

I find their behaviour to be quite shitty at times.;):lol::p

It wasn?t easy to find an acceptable one.
I find birds, and especially songbirds and pigeons, annoying too. But I respect several members of the crow family, because of their intelligence.

I might have respected them had they not shit on every square inch of ground at work and stunk it to high heaven. Having about 300000 crows milling about at one location tends to do that.;):lol:

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.;)

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His goose is cooked now!:eek:

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How do you feed them, to allow such a huge population?
Maybe you should guard the food supplies from the crows.

During the non-winter months, the crows migrate to different parts of North America and the main flock shrinks immensely. Unfortunately, during the winter, they all join up into one huge flock and descend like locusts upon our city.

They feed on garbage and feast on whatever they can get in the fields. They roosted at the plant because it was nice and quiet, which was quite unfortunate as well.

ETA: Great pictures, by the way!:)

All this crow talk made me think of "The Birds." And then I remembered this scene from Mel Brooks "High Anxiety"! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPcdVdE7rfk

Is there nothing your city or state do against these beautiful landfills or the gaping wide open waste containers, or where else the garbage is stored?
I guess the fields give not too much in the winter time.

The person driving that vehicle in the landfill is probably looking around wondering if the birds are going to go after him!;):eek::lol:

Good ol' Rob Halford says:

Do you know from witch manga this is from? Maybe a translation exists.

An odd Mr.Transition from Mr.E.T. to phone home.
(Additional note: T-Mobile is a mobile telephone provider, active in Central, East Europe and USA.)

The poor kid is addicted...:eek:

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Put your hand up if this has ever happened to you.;)

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ohhhhh Yeahhhhhhh!!!!

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I wonder if this is a scam?;)

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Shadows,

That last one is sick! But very funny!!! :lol: :respect:

Some of these remind me of the "Far Side." Gotta go find the "Floating Head of Death" one. Be back soon! :cool:

Glad you liked it, aw. I agree with you about the similarities between the two cartoons. The Far Side and The Argyle Sweater have similar styles(and similar types of humour). I loved reading The Far Side, so it makes sense that I would love The Argyle Sweater as well.

And that Floating Head of Death one? Classic!:respect:

I have made a few with one that has Batman and Robin in various comic panels. They are quite funny, but I cannot recall the site where they had the base panels with which you could place the words.

Here is an example of one of the ones I made.;)

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shadows and his co-workers on a busy day at work?

Given what we know of shadows AND the job he has, I think this picture of him and his co-workers might be more accurate. :lol:

Would that be shadows inspecting the rest of his co-workers before they start work?

I hope so, but I suspect it's more likely that he's trying to avoid provoking them in some way.