Popping the cork
 

Hello Kristy ......... you really need to buy a corkscrew :hug:

Perhaps she would like to use a bottom opener instead?;):innocent:

a bottom opener
 

maybe !......... she would like to use this one . :yes::yes::yes:

"Seen" most of them? Not used? ;)

Indeed .... Nothing like a nice big cock Screw ....

Or two ....

Kirsty
xxx xxx

That looks like something from the novel 'Turning of The Screw'.;)

Yes. In fact I'll be getting it out this afternoon! It's nice and sunny here...

:cool:

Thank you. I'll check this out later. However, I feel I might have to work myself into using these. :inlove:

When I was younger, I dreamed of training my piss to come out like that and then joining the circus.

Oh, wait, I've got that backwards. My father scared the piss out of me that way and wanted to sell me to the circus.

So you are one of those fellows that likes to have sex with their vehicles?:eek:

I never would have guessed it...;):p:lol:

Poor thing ....

Must be exhausted ....

Here is goes ....

Kirsty
xxx xxx

LOL! Now that is just wrong!:lol::eek::lol:

No. In my vehicles... Or on.

Preferably with a partner... ;)

Of course the cars also want to get in on the action... :lol:

Thank goodness those aren't Pintos going at it, otherwise the orgasms would be explosive.;):lol:

They're clearly not Mavericks either. Although that would be safer than Pintos as Mavericks never were explosive. Their rear ends were built differently. :lol:

I wonder: if they were Toyotas, would some sort of premature ejaculation be involved?

There might be premature ejaculation, but it would keep going on and on and even speed up.

Well, I was thinking that the acceleration would be so rapid that the fun would be over almost before it started, ending with a big crash. So, we're kinda on the same page.

Blue Dildo !! my favvv :P

I've got several of them :) each one seems to get bigger than the last! I like the suction cups they help to hold them in place.

yes yes yes, i love vibration

Anal Probe
 

say 'hello' to Techno Flex :rolleyes:
with a super high speed vibrating head
it goes place and give pleasure for hours
this is one 'hell' of a toy ........enjoy :lol:

I use big dildos and sometimes i fist myself. ;)

Unusual Toys!
 

I found a bra at a yard sale with solid silicone inserts and thought of just wearing it at first. Then I took them out and noticed they had two different textures on each side. I decided to experiment and used veg oils and then real butter to lubricate them.
They do an INCREDIBLE job of simulating a mouth and tongue...OMGGG the orgasms are UNBELIEVABLE!

Vibs are a lot of fun :innocent:

I'm pretty fond of the fish, but it's not quite wide enough, and just a tad too long.

I bought myself a beautiful dildo/vibrator the day before yesterday. Can't wait to use it! I used to own two different ones a few years back, but it's been a while since I've used one.

toys
 

I love the blowjob head, and those shemale dolls look so real, fleshlight is best for jack-off fun, love the dildos that look like real cocks.:turnon::turnon::turnon:

toys
 

I have an ass fleshlight, and couple of veiny dildos, I use them whenever the real thing is not available.:inlove::turnon::inlove::turnon:

toys
 

I love dildos in my ass the real-life veiny type, but nothing beats the real thing to suck, I love to suck cock.:inlove::turnon::inlove::turnon:

own ?
 

i have about 100 of them!!!

Real toys, as in "physical reality" real? Or pictures of toys that may or may not represent reality?

Toyboy or Toygirl ?
 

I have been struck by the extraordinary welter of bizarre images ( mostly amusing ) that the subject of this thread has triggered off in me.

But, let's face it, the first and definitely favourite toy of every male ( almost without exception ) is the one he was born with - an endless source of pleasure and amusement; that is, unless he feels the need to Transition into another gender.

Of course, being someone else's toy is something quite different, and, whilst immensely pleasurable at the time, does have its downside in that it invariably carries an expiry date, a sort of sexual involvement limit. :frown:

My personal pleasure arsenal starts with me and sometimes ( but not always ) continues with something appropriate from a discreet box tucked away under the bed. Usually a little surprise top-up as it were. And if I told you lot what it contained then they wouldn't be a surprise now, would they ?

Cheers
:respect:

Beautiful Toys
 

I have a Nice soft-but Firm 10.5 inch Dildo wich I like To Ride to the Hilt(NICE & SOWLY UP&DOWN} after a nice long hot shower . When I want a good Pounding I Prefer a 7.5 incl long wit a thick shaft for power pounding mmmmm.But NOTHING CAN REPLACE THE REAL THING +I love my l Lovers.It dosen't matter what shape it is as long as it's what you love & Enjoy .BE OPENMINDED & HAVE FUN.:respect::turnon::kiss:

No .... but this guy does.

It looks like the hat of David the gnome don't it? lol

Is that the gnome in the television commercials for the motel chain?

I like the real dolls not for sex but for dressing up. Unfortunately you can't apply any make up to their silcon flesh, It damages them. Plus these things are incredibly expensive. I could rent a few escorts for cheaper.

I've been meaning to try a "Fleshlight" but I'm little skeptical about them. They look gimmicky, but at the same time they do look practical.

That's the roaming gnome of travelocity but it's clearly a "David" replica .... although David was a lil bit heftier in the cartoon series.

Yes. I actually own two of them. My favorite is 94" long, black, and has 6 "speeds." I never get it out if it is raining or snowing. It is much more fun to use with a partner and sometimes it's a good idea to wear "protection." :innocent:

Well I use dildo and vibrator for my ass-pussy to stimulate my prostata.

I dont want to miss this feeling, it is very sensitive, i feel my body and feel really feminine.

Because me of taking female hormones I have very long and more better orgasms to enjoy. When I took no hormones I came to orgasm quickly in avout 5 Minutes. Now with female hormones it takes more time to get an errection, hold them and to come to orgasm but it feels great because after orgasm I feel lucky maybe because of prolactin / oxytocin.

Having a female orgasm with hormones as a man is much better than to come as a man quickly in about 5 Minutes 5 times a day.

if i may, i absolutely share okanoms sentiments. i've had a dildo in my ass and my favourite variable speed egg in my pussy...it's amazing. would like to try the real mccoy one day tho.;)

I have a dildo.

yes usually a heavy plug i got from the stockroom. sometimes a dildo.

my toy
 

I just have one big dildo. I like to ride it while i am on cam, turning the boys on. I live in a small town, so i can't run down to the porn shop to play with the glory hole anymore, but i do love my dildo so much.:turnon:

I've used vibs and dildos, both by my self and with my wife. She's pleasured my ass with either a vib or a dildo, while watching me masturbate. Some of the best orgasms I've ever had. Blew a load a good four feet away onto the wall behind us.

I have a small vibe called "My First Anal Toy" which I use when I'm away on business. I lube up, slip it in and play around with the speed / cycles until I hit one that relaxes. Then I play a few TGirl vids from my favorite site and lay back and enjoy a great night alone. I cycle through the various speed / cycles as I watch, and cum many times before falling asleep. Woke up once with the vib still humming away.