Holy cow this thread is cracking me up :lol:

Actually, since shemales are on excess of hormones,
they ARE hysterical!

Although, the 28 days menstrual cycle has got nothing to do with 'em.

hysterical??!! hystTERical!!!?? HYSTERICAL!!!!!

*sob*... *slams random doors* ...

No Histrionics here

hee hee - u guys r too much :-)

:p
Are we?

So why don't you enlighten the poor under educated crowds with your all so knowing mind...

Yeah,,,, please dont ruin the surprise, yeah, coz Iam having so much fun, and the suspence is killing me, Iam on the edge of my fucking seat...

Sorry guys but... we DO have a "period". Well those of us of hormones do. The monthly injection or pill floods our system with Estrogen, heightening our sensitivity and reactions. The usual dose for many transwomen is the same level of Estrogen as that of a woman 8 months pregnant - at least initially.

If a T-gal has to go without Estrogen after starting the therapy, she will become "edgy" and have different mood swings as her body resumes its production of testosterone...

sorry guys...:(

I try all the time - if they would only listen :-)

Ding!:D
Point # 112 You can make love to a Tgirl during her " Period " but with a Ggirl, no such luck, my good man!

So generous.....So thoughtful....

The upside... the days prior to the estrogen increase, as it's building, many of us get horney as heck!

Aha!
Those Lucky bulls that stay near you prior to the estrogen increase...
I wanna be there too!;)
I will have wine to top it all up.
List of articles to pack:
1) Lube
2) condom
3) Flowers
4) wine
5) Perfume (with Pheromones)

Great, there is still hope, any other upsides ??

To taking estrogen? Boobs that are soft and float in water, hips that are nice and round, a bottom that is perky, slimmer waist. Loss of body hair, general softening of the face, and a calmer disposition.

These can be acheived (somewhat) without estrogen, but (I feel) the results tend to look fake, are not soft like fat, but hard like..silicone, and need to be redone every few years as the silicone settles.

and better skin.. damn I forgot the soft skin and even skin tone I got from Estrogen.

Totally agree on the fake part...They do tend to look fake..
But what about you, what happens to you in the process, how do you feel ? Do you enjoy it ? Is it painful to you ??

Painful.. no not at all. What I feel is calm when I take it. The mood swings aren't so bad really after I got used to them and they really only last a few days where I'm more apt to cry about stuff. I found my capacity for empathy increased and generally I feel more at peace.

The body stuff was exciting. The first little nub behind my nipples, catching myself in the mirror and having to do a double-take because I noticed the changes as the body fat was migrating.

I think the best part was FINALLY feeling sexy when I was naked and not at all awkward.

Back on track...

Because transwomen are generally taller than genetic women...

#113 - They won't call you in to reach stuff on the top shelf
#114 - Less contortion when doing a 69
#115 - Greater chance you can borrow our clothes :p

Almost forgot
 

#116 - Fit perfectly when "spooning"

you can suck her cock and lick her tight ass...yummy

Cum Equilibrium
 

#117
Each day ( or night for that matter ), you lose some cum to your girl during sex.
If your girl is a shemale, you can regain your strength,
replenish your vital force, balance your Yin - Yang
by drinking her warm thickly Essence.

An eye for an eye,
cum for some cum. ;)

Holy crap Taoist longevity philosophy as applied to TGs...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those Genetic women and their greedy Yin hunger for male Yang energy... :p

:hug:

Ah, I am feeling so empty right now!
May be I am short of vital energy.
Ok, Fair Bionca, I need both your Yin and Your Juicy Yang :p
Are you in a giving mood? ;)

I may soon drop dead!
Bionca, quick, help me with your INVIGOURATING Yang;)

The point is to retain your OWN Yang.. not gobble up someone elses... :p

#118 It is less tempting to lie because Shemales can smell BS at 50 paces.

Yep... one has to develop particular skills in the "bending-the-truth-department":innocent:

Just think of it as us keeping you guys morally straight ... giggle...:lol:

Logic
 

Bionca, my clever friend,
We have faith in your wisdom.
But your logic here seems to be flawed. You said:
Now if girls can desire Yang from external sources (men's semen)
Man can also seek Yin or Yang from external available sources.
Yin was collected from Girl's sexual fluids traditionaly by the Chinese
Taoists of the Fountain of Youth tradition and also in Tantra tradition.
There was even an obscure practice in Yoga called Vajroli.
Men didnt seek Yang from other men, but from herbs and by retention of semen. But if one must retain semen, it is better for him to lead a life of celibacy == sexual abstention, rather than indulging with 100 women in a harem!

Point # 119

You can have group-sex in a chain-like-fuck with several trannies;
No chance of forming a chain with a girl, since she has got no dick!

(if she is big enough)
Point #120 She can carry you to bed! :lol:


Point #121
You can sit on her lap and still have sex! ;)

Point #122
You can perform really RIDICULOUS experiments with a Tgirl,
like the one shown below!

For a really Domineering Tgirl:

Point #123 She can put you in the dicky of her car.

Point #124 She can gag you, force you... and show you stars during daytime!

Point #125 She can Poke you to a prostatic orgasm.

... And still be your friend! And you can be glad and thankful! :eek:

126: Never get confused about which hole you are supposed to fuck
127: If you have forgotten the lube she has some slippery white cream on tap

128. You can bust her balls! :lol:

You can suck their cock, They don't get pregnant, They can fuck you in the ass, And they take it up the ass, most gg's wont have anal sex., and they can cum in your mouth.

129. You can pump air into her erect cock and balls with a vacuum pump, watch them inflate :turnon: and then release the valve and enjoy the hiss of air as her cock and balls deflates. :turnoff: Music to my ears! :yes:

64
 

64. You don't have to ask her to go drinking beer and watching football with your friend, she can come with you ! She has got a dick, she's part of the team !

65. To paraphrase Henry Rollins, I'll bet that when you get home after a night out, there ain't nuthin but the sound of belt buckles hitting the floor.

Nice. :yes:

130. you can see clearly, when she's horny
131. you can check, who has the bigger one
132. she thinks it's normal to love shemales
133. you don't need chocolate, snackers or other stuff when watching tv. cause you have sth. more tasteful with less calories

They know how to pleasure a man, and they'll tear up your arse hole, and they can cum in your mouth.:drool:

Damn! Can I trade my wife in for a shemale??? Pleeeaaaaase????

I've not had either !

Unlike real girl they like having their soles licked and toes sucked when u fuck them and depending on the girl, they can suck y toes as they fuck you. damn i love that! :p

134: If she can make milk it's all for you - no baby in the way.
135: She can scratch the itch at the back of your throat.
136: She can scratch the other itchy hole
137: She understands "that hurts real good"

hey i do cleaning, cook, and laundry as well :p

and -try to be objective- these days not every woman do cooking..
and if they (who can't cook) try to do that.. ussualy ends up as disaster.. :innocent:

We can think like guys. It drives them crazy!;)

This is great
 

:drool::) You mean i have all this to look forward to.:turnon::turnon::turnon::turnon::)

It isn't ALL looking. It's the pointing. And we can point back.:turnon: