Can you send some to New York?
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

Investors are already lining up. Of course we will need a few people available to "test" the product.
Several shemale porn stars have indicated they would sign on as "providers". Just think guys, stroking your cock with soap from Kimber James or Vanity's crotch or even her fanny, wow how goood would that be??? :yes:

Well i hope a certain redhead from England has some, while i'm not a guy i sure would love having her cock inside me

:rolleyes: Jerseygirl Jen

Think I'll try this out on my wife: "Honey, is it OK if I use the Kelly Shore soap tonight?" :lol:

The Kelly Shore soap is known to promote deeep penetration. :lol:

Thanks to all of you for hijacking our thread. :lol:

Kaiti will take over from here, I am sure. Kaiti darling, don't forget your update is due next. ;)

I presume the update will include photos of you in some of the outfits purchased on your shopping trips around Boston. Particularly interesting are the outfits you wear at the tranny bars. Cheers

Oh, well, I guess I'm the lucky one who has pictures in his mind. ;)

But Tiffany plans to do a shoot in Los Angeles soon wearing her babysitter outfit. :yes:

Now that I'm being begged to complete the story:

We woke up around 10 on Wednesday and got ready and packed up to leave. First we went to eat food so we got my truck and drove over to park it to eat at the Cheesecake Factory. I had Nachos with cheese. After that we went around the nearby mall and Tiffany wanted to see the GameStop store. Then we walked to go to the Army Navy Store where I bought more of those yummy MRE's and a new knife cuz I lost my old one at the hotel. Then we went to a costume shop which sucks but Tiffany was looking for a certain costume. We went back to the parking garage to get my truck and we drove to a Comics store and looked around for a while. Tiffany bought some Magic cards and I saw some cool candy lingerie which I got. After that I drove them back to get Tiffany's car and I went home. I was tired cuz I woke up too early so I stopped at a rest area on the highway and slept for an hour. But I got home and decided to stay up all night playing video games.

Lost it?! I thought you stuck it in the gut of that perv who was drooling at the two you in the elevator as we went down to get a taxi to Jacques? ;)


And Tiffany, ever the attention-hound, tweeted that she would be signing autographs at the Newbury Comics on Needham Street in Newton, Massachusetts. It's three days later, and I think she's still devastated that no fans showed up so she could press her titties together and whisper "boobies". :lol:

The candy lingerie ... well, suffice it to say that I want to buy some more for you to wear and I can eat.

new Boston tradition
 

I'm actually completely new to this site - not sure why I'm introducing myself here - I reckon it's because I'm from Boston.

I saw the term "raw oysters" in the travelogue and my eyes perked up.

There's a relatively new thing called 'oyster shooters' I've found around here - let you know about it.

Put a raw oyster in a shot glass, pour in some good tequila, some lime juice and tabasco. Sip it a bit, then shoot it.

Yes, it is an odd thread in which to introduce yourself. But hey, it's no different than the long "soap" tangent above. :lol:

I don't think oyster shooters are "relatively new" unless you really by "relatively" you mean, say, in comparison to automobiles or mobile phones. They've been around for a long time. Personally, I prefer my oysters straight up, with nothing on them or them in nothing but my mouth. Kaiti has a different opinion. ;)

I'd like to try an oyster shooter lol

Yes, I realize it's a bit unorthodox to introduce myself in the middle of a thread. I'm pretty sane (I think...) kinda more dipping my toe into the forum, I suppose.

I guess oyster shooters are new to *me*, having only gotten exposed to them in Nantucket this summer. As it turns out none of my friends knew about them, so I'm going around treating them. But, maybe I don't travel in much of an au courant crowd.

I've come to like them - but yup, plain raw is good, too.

You need a really good tequila and an oyster with a lot of juice in it. The flavor of the tequila and the juice mixes well!

Wow, the "no alcohol" thing sure didn't last long, luv! :lol: