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smc 06-04-2011 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna (Post 187038)
Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.

Still no, but if you want to wear a pirate hat and shoot your "hot sticky pirate juice" in my face, Anna, just name the time and place. :yes:

tslust 06-04-2011 10:47 PM

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Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

Natalie_J 06-05-2011 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Kakariko (Post 186978)
In all seriousness, I heard that it used to mean you were gay if you wore white socks.. this is like.. 40 years ago or something. No idea whether it held any truth or not, but that's what someone told me :p

Back in the 1980's in the UK, everybody wore white socks - myself included. So are we all gay?

kaytan 06-05-2011 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GRH (Post 186859)
Whiskey was always my favorite...And I\'m pretty queer.

may I kiss you?

smc 06-05-2011 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GRH (Post 186859)
Whiskey was always my favorite...And I'm pretty queer.

I don't know how I missed this post earlier, but there are few things I enjoy more than the taste of kissing a woman who has herself had a bit of whiskey. Okay, I like the taste of a cummy kiss better.

Does this make me gay? ;)

JodieTs 06-05-2011 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tslust (Post 187114)
Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

Only if you bite off the cone-tip and suck the ice cream through the resulting hole. ;)

Enoch Root 06-05-2011 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JodieTs (Post 187200)
Only if you bite off the cone-tip and suck the ice cream through the resulting hole. ;)

Oh my fucking god! I did that when I was a kid! Who knew I was effectively sucking cock by at least age 8?

smc 06-05-2011 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Enoch Root (Post 187203)
Oh my fucking god! I did that when I was a kid! Who knew I was effectively sucking cock by at least age 8?

I think before you go around using the word "effectively" we should ask the cock! :lol:

tonywaits 06-05-2011 10:20 PM

Does the fact that I read this thread from begining to end make me gay? :lol:

smc 06-05-2011 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tonywaits (Post 187223)
Does the fact that I read this thread from begining to end make me gay? :lol:

No, that only proves that you're worried that you might be labeled as gay! :lol:

tonywaits 06-06-2011 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 187228)
No, that only proves that you're worried that you might be labeled as gay! :lol:



Damn, I was afraid of that. :blush:

JodieTs 06-06-2011 01:10 AM

I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
{though an inch shorter}

tslust 06-06-2011 05:47 AM

Does eating vanilla yogert make you gay?

Enoch Root 06-06-2011 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 187212)
I think before you go around using the word "effectively" we should ask the cock! :lol:

The cone did moan a little and squirt in my mouth--so yes I think the word "effectively" is appropriate.

smc 06-06-2011 02:21 PM

Does eating chicken make you gay?

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...984064,00.html

More specifically, does blowing a chicken make you gay?

kaytan 06-07-2011 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JodieTs (Post 187249)
I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
{though an inch shorter}

I am not afraid of being gay,if loving or liking a ts-woman makes me gay, and about your penis,that is my favorite part of a woman, you are so cute baby ;)

SluttyShemaleAnna 06-07-2011 03:47 AM

Does liking Tboys make you straight? If a gay guy goes out with FtM guy, is he hetro?

smc 06-07-2011 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kaytan (Post 187362)
I am not afraid of being gay,if loving or liking a ts-woman makes me gay, and about your penis,that is my favorite part of a woman, you are so cute baby ;)

Hey, if you're going to be serious, go to the other thread that spawned this one. There is no room for seriousness here! :lol:

IronCity 06-07-2011 10:33 AM

Am I gay if I LOVE vagina and girl-cock??:inlove:

Enoch Root 06-07-2011 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by IronCity (Post 187394)
Am I gay if I LOVE vagina and girl-cock??:inlove:

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but you are double gay or super duper gay. We won't know which one until the tests come in.

I'm very sorry.

aussiepride 06-08-2011 02:27 AM

[QUOTE=JodieTs;187249]I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
[B]So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
[/B]{though an inch shorter}[/QUOTE]

blimy, how much suckings been going on with your cock? had a few biters perhaps?

JodieTs 06-08-2011 05:18 AM

[QUOTE=aussiepride;187490]
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Originally Posted by JodieTs (Post 187249)
I used to be a man.
I am now a woman.
I still have a penis.
[B]So if someone wants to suck my penis today,
are they aware it is the same penis I had when I was a man? ....FACT!
[/B]{though an inch shorter}[/QUOTE]

blimy, how much suckings been going on with your cock? had a few biters perhaps?

Smiles.
A side effect of the hormones.
Tits come at a price! :rolleyes:

GCharles 06-08-2011 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna (Post 186888)
Can I point out an important detail.

Whisky = An alcoholic drink made properly by a Scotsman.

Whiskey = Industrial donkey hoof cleanser made by a gibbering Irish idiot.

You can happily call the tongue-offending slurry made in America, whiskey, as a yank is effectively a slightly less drunk but more violent Irishman with a gun.

You sir, are a fool. As the inventors of the drink, the Irish veresion is the superior. And as Irish whiskey is distilled 3 times as opposed to the scotch twice, it is a smoother drink. So infact it's the scotch which is paint stripper and Irish which is the more refined and superior drink.

However, they both can make a man psychotically violent if drunk in the required quantity.

SluttyShemaleAnna 06-08-2011 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GCharles (Post 187559)
You sir, are a fool. As the inventors of the drink, the Irish veresion is the superior. And as Irish whiskey is distilled 3 times as opposed to the scotch twice, it is a smoother drink. So infact it's the scotch which is paint stripper and Irish which is the more refined and superior drink.

However, they both can make a man psychotically violent if drunk in the required quantity.

You are the fool Madam.

smc 06-08-2011 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GCharles (Post 187559)
You sir, are a fool. As the inventors of the drink, the Irish veresion is the superior. And as Irish whiskey is distilled 3 times as opposed to the scotch twice, it is a smoother drink. So infact it's the scotch which is paint stripper and Irish which is the more refined and superior drink.

However, they both can make a man psychotically violent if drunk in the required quantity.

Who the FUCK are you calling "sir"?!?! :frown:

JodieTs 06-09-2011 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by smc (Post 187567)
Who the FUCK are you calling "sir"?!?! :frown:

That's "Mr Jodie" to you, SMC.



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