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transjen 03-30-2011 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180281)
In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day. :)

Quick someone step on that thing and crush it, YUCK i hate spiders :eek:
:rolleyes:Jerseygirl Jen

randolph 03-30-2011 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 180283)
Quick someone step on that thing and crush it, YUCK i hate spiders :eek:
:rolleyes:Jerseygirl Jen
Hey, don't hurt my buddy. He is a nice guy, he just wants to have lunch and lots of sex. I'll bet he would think your quite cute for a human, he does prefer cute young female spiders, however. :cool:

They eat lots of bad bugs you know. :yes:

franalexes 03-30-2011 08:28 PM
connection?
 
Randolph:
What is the connection between my post that you quoted and the spider story you posted?

You smokin' "grass" fires again?

randolph 03-30-2011 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180288)
Randolph:
What is the connection between my post that you quoted and the spider story you posted?

You smokin' "grass" fires again?
Fran selected
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not scare away
first guy to come along with itches in his britches.
but he is trying to be careful
check out the "turf".
He may be fun to play with for a while,
like a cat plays with a mouse.
then decide if I throw him back.
watch out for the lightening strike
Some words from your post. They sounded kinda spidery to me. :lol:

franalexes 03-31-2011 06:49 AM
Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy. :lol:

randolph 03-31-2011 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180319)
Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy. :lol:
Just a little teasing Fran, just a little teasing. :kiss::hug:

smc 03-31-2011 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180274)
:lol:... smc, let's not scare away the customers here. ...
I did not mention personal privacy; you did. That post prompted me to do my "job."

randolph 03-31-2011 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180319)
Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy. :lol:
Yeah, I'm going to creep up your leg and kiss your patooti. ;)

transjen 03-31-2011 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180285)
Hey, don't hurt my buddy. He is a nice guy, he just wants to have lunch and lots of sex. I'll bet he would think your quite cute for a human, he does prefer cute young female spiders, however. :cool:

They eat lots of bad bugs you know. :yes:

Why does every guy always have a creepy friend that they bring along with them everywhere they go?
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

randolph 03-31-2011 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 180382)
Why does every guy always have a creepy friend that they bring along with them everywhere they go?
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen
Now Jen, don't tell me your one of those wimpy girls that freaks out at the site of a spider or gasp, a mouse? :eek:

transjen 04-03-2011 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180385)
Now Jen, don't tell me your one of those wimpy girls that freaks out at the site of a spider or gasp, a mouse? :eek:
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Fraid so, guess i'm a girly girl and mice are a very good reason to have a cat

:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

randolph 04-03-2011 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 180609)
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Fraid so, guess i'm a girly girl and mice are a very good reason to have a cat

:yes: Jerseygirl Jen
Well, don't get me wrong Jen, I like girly girls and tgurls, the girlier the better.
When they see a mouse, scream and jump up on a chair and raise their skirt, the view just improves.
When I was a kid, dad took the umbrella out of the garage, put it in the car and we went to the beach. When we opened up the umbrella, on the beach, a whole family of mice jumped out of it and started running around the beach.
The place became bedlam with screaming girls running around while we were trying to catch the mice. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

new believer 04-04-2011 09:10 AM
Whaaaaat
 
Fran may be gorgeous, sweet yet taunting, and I'll wager she is as tasty as she looks. But do you really believe she has a 'Patooi". (Whatever that is).

Randolph, I'll give you this much, I think she likes you.




Quote:
Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180356)
Yeah, I'm going to creep up your leg and kiss your patooti. ;)

transjen 04-05-2011 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180611)
Well, don't get me wrong Jen, I like girly girls and tgurls, the girlier the better.
When they see a mouse, scream and jump up on a chair and raise their skirt, the view just improves.
When I was a kid, dad took the umbrella out of the garage, put it in the car and we went to the beach. When we opened up the umbrella, on the beach, a whole family of mice jumped out of it and started running around the beach.
The place became bedlam with screaming girls running around while we were trying to catch the mice. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Well i don't know what i'd do as my apartment has never had a mouse but i do know if i ever do find a mouse my cat Twiki had better go to work and get rid of the mouse
Now if you want me to stand on a chair and lift my skirt for you we don't need an icky mouse
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

randolph 04-05-2011 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 180716)
Well i don't know what i'd do as my apartment has never had a mouse but i do know if i ever do find a mouse my cat Twiki had better go to work and get rid of the mouse
Now if you want me to stand on a chair and lift my skirt for you we don't need an icky mouse
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen
Hey, hey Jen, that's the best suggestion I have had for quite a while. I'll make sure the area is mouse fee and I'll bring a nice package treat for Twiki. ;)

transjen 04-06-2011 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180720)
Hey, hey Jen, that's the best suggestion I have had for quite a while. I'll make sure the area is mouse fee and I'll bring a nice package treat for Twiki. ;)
Now that will make Twiki a very happy camper

:yes: Jerseygirl Jen


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