hmm.. well, I'll look into that - good idea. I'd just need something that paid a living wage which is hard to find writing on the Internet.

Sorry Bionca about that GLBT job not panning for you.

As for me, I'm a horticulturalist who is currently pursuing a Master's of Science in horticulture. But I've worked as a commercial grower and a professional landscaper before.

im still doing my CAD traineeship (woo haven't been sacked muahahaha). My official job title is Trainee Mechanical Draftsman

I'm an account manager in the grocery industry. Don't have a million bucks but I earn over 100K. Hey... people gotta eat right?

hi
 

im a student in college

I work in a group home caring for mentally retarded adults. My job title is "Life Skills Instructor". It's really more like baby sitting with a ton of paper work, but the pay is low like in baby sitting. :)

I work for the Department of National Defense. Nothing like a government job for job security!

As For Me
 

I am An Astronaut and a part time adult film performer..

:lol: Thats amazing!!! What a comment!

I work from an office in my home. Mainly I coordinate visits to here for patrons of the firm I work for and ditto plan my bosses' out-of-towners for business or fishing/hunting trips. I also do some stuff for an import firm.
I have a nice little undeserved quarterly income from a family trust as well. Much of that goes to charity (and the mall! haha!)

As for me, I'm the merchant of Venice. :yes:

I work on TV broadcast towers. Getting high is part of the job. From 1,500 feet I can see the curve of the earth.

Glad u liked it.

Sounds cool, may be we can do business together one day : )

I'm a Webdeveloper!

(Looking to get out of) Retail

Could be dangerous. Sesame might want a pound of flesh as debt repayment.:)

Shakespeare and I
 

I am not a moneylender, and certainly not Shylock! Shakespeare didnt mean Shylock by the title 'The merchant of Venice', ila dear, he referred to Antonio, the romantic hero! (that would be me :p) I'm always ready to help my friends. Friendship is the most precious thing in my life. :rolleyes:

Shaky and I were good friends around the 1590s. :yes: He was deeply inspired by the high romantic strain in my character. Around 1598, I went to Venice to spend some quality time with my fiance. Shaky intimated me in his letter that he has completed a play based on my character. He also included my friend and his wife Portia in his play! He changed my friend's name on my request to Bassanio to give him some privacy. He mixed up our attorney Balthasar with Portia and added drama to his work. Clever man! Anyway, I allowed him to retain the name of my business rival Shylock as it is! :p We even went to a hunting adventure, me and Shaky! The poor doe turned out to be a runaway from his majesty's park! I explained to the guards that we thought it was a wild animal, but they hardly listened! Anyway, my wise friend Balthasar cleared our names. And Shaky immortalized him later in gratitude. :p

I'm studying Graphic Design. This september I'll start my last year.

im a personal trainer. :)

I'm Art Photographer, nude one :D
any one free ???????

I'm a professional lion tamer and knife thrower.

I am a retired gentleman of the world....doing nothing except looking for interesting LBs to past my tieme.

Splendid posts by SluttyShemaleAnna and 2WayStreet. Well said indeed! :lol:
Ok, Anna, I will send both my pet lions over to you. And as far as knife throwing goes, you have been perfecting that art of yours on me for months now. However, as your target, may I comment that you aim a little too far to the left. :p

I'm a hitman and part time ballistic pruning expert.

Awesome Sarah. I work at Nasa. And yeah govt work is good job security.

Fireman (best job on earth)

sys admin over here and no not earning anywhere near 1mill.

Work as a hairstylist and studying at the same time.

I help the developmentally disabled, however, hours are sparse. I think this is because my district has a lot of people readily available to help the kind of kids I work with. I think I should change districts.

im a graphic designer and a musician in my free time

I am
 

I am a soldier/machinist. Already been to the Sandbox and seen some interesting shit!

I'm a Junior Architect.

I'm a chef in a hotel of the Italian Riviera, in Portofino..

I'm a librarian, because I'm a huge nerd.

Snake Charmer?

airliner
 

Been in the airline business for almost 3 decades. That's how I can get around so much and see this wonderful planet ( that our politicians and others are hell bent on destroying it ) Rgds to all

I'm an university student.

makes me a bit uneasy when a 'fireman' choses his handle as "the bomber":eek:

The Day Job
 

The Day Job for me is as a trader. One day the right trade will come along. -mS

my job
 

Boring insurance

But hey it pays the bills.

I'm in customer service. Ditto.

I'm a nurse

I spent some time trying to think of something clever, but decided on stating what I really do for a living: writer, editor, translator (French and German), and part-time university researcher in sustainable transit development and social networking.

mouse-jockey

Auto-CAD...Adobe Creative Suite...SketchUp...3D Max are my friends...:innocent:

researcher in sustainable transit development this sounds good... I hold a degree in Landscape Architecture and sustainable society development is an interesting thing. Hope your studies are going well

Bump!

I'm an English teacher and budding writer.

First post...yay! I'm also a teacher. At an all girl's high school:yes:

Guess that makes three in a row (teachers)... :) I teach Operations Management and Quantitative Methods at a university in the United States.

Also have my own consulting practice (Project Management and Quality Control mainly).

I'm not a teacher, but I have done a fair bit of teaching in classrooms. My current full-time job involves working with computers (and I don't mean workstations).

Teachers
 

That counts ila! You're one of us! :)

Thanks, aw. I have really enjoyed teaching and it is something that I am quite good at.

job
 

U.S. gov.special opps. Nurse on call 24/7
Ready to fly out when called.
Love this job, can be hectic at times.:)
sue b
(short & sweet)

I'm a Chocolatier.

I'm a Systems Administrator too!

Nice to know that a few of the guys on this forum share the same profession:respect: I agree, it is an enjoyable and rewarding job!

Guess i have the most boring job here get ready to yawwn i'm a bank teller, See told you it was a boring job
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

Can you spare a couple bucks from the vault?

Waaaaaaaaaa-Bugs give me the Heebie Jeebies:no:

I don't want to mislead you. I have taught a lot of different subjects in classrooms and I have been paid (quite well) to do so. Teaching is not my main occupation though. It is something that has been required of me in my former main occupation. I don't have a teaching degree, but I do have teaching qualifications. I was required to attend training sessions and pass various courses and tests (both written and practical) in order to get my qualifications.

I did enjoy teaching and I measured my success by the success of my students.

Well i am a machine operator technician in my city.

Hey Jen, a teller that drives a vette? How did you manage that? :cool:

Most insects "bugs" are good guys, pollinating flowers and getting rid of "bad" bugs.:cool:

Also, most of us like these big "bugs". :yes:

Easy i got the Vette when i was still at my old job which was a HVAC tech but when i went full time living as Jennifer i got canned and black balled so i needed to find new work so now i'm a bank teller but it beats working as a cleaning maid which i did and it beats working fast food


:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

Sure can as long as you have an account at the bank i work at and have the funds to cover it


:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

med student:coupling:

:D What topics did you teach when you had the chance?

Are lobsters honestly considered bugs? Some bugs I don't have too much of a problem with, cockroaches though. They are impossible to catch:(

Bugs
 

Lobsters are often called "bugs" but they aren't closely related to insects. They are both in a group called arthropods, which includes spiders, insects, shrimp, crabs and lobsters. They all have an exoskeleton, that is, they have no bones, their body is enclosed in a shell like hard skin.

Cockroaches are hard to catch because people have been chasing them for thousands of years. "Survival of the fittest"

By the way, if you are having trouble with cockroaches in your house, get some boric acid powder from the drugstore and sprinkle it around in the kitchen cabinets "away from food" where the roaches run around. The powder sticks to their bodies and they dehydrate.

Teaching
 

I have been in "higher ed" for almost fifteen years if you count my time as a "TA" in grad school. Just got back from another day in the classroom--and other than being a little hoarse from talking too much... ;) I feel great. I honestly can't see myself ever doing anything else. There are not that many careers where you get to make a real difference in someone's life. It is nice when students remember you or come back to see you.

Each school year brings new challenges and rewards--it is like a cycle of growth and renewal. Similar to the seasons. Also I don't know of any other job where you have as much freedom to live as you like or express your opinions. For the most part my colleagues are very open-minded and tolerant of diverse views and lifestyles. :)

I clean viewing stalls in adult bookstores.

High School student (lost a year after an accident :( ) one year left and I'll start studying Chemical engineering. I speak english, and I''m learning mandarin (yes, it's hard but, you just catch it all with time). I build and fix computers in my free time, and I'm also an overclocker and PC gamer xD.

oh my gosh... why is it so hard to find t-girls around here? :(

What do you write about?

You mean you make chocolates? That's cool....

I went to a shop called 'House of Chocolate' in Paris. Wonderful chocolate they sell!!

Holy cow... what a job... what a job...

:drool:

What's my job?

You mean the thing I do to get paid?

I run a small factory.

But most of the time, I'm outside playing golf...

Some of the subjects that I've taught are leadership, management, telecommunications (radio theory, antennas, equipment), and lessons on how to teach/instruct. I've even assessed instructors on their ability to teach/instruct. There are other subjects that I've taught, but not as many times as what I've mentioned here.

i am historian

I work on drill rigs.

That sucks. Too bad there wasn't a way that you could sue them for discrimination.:(

Myself, I work as a Security Guard.:)

Bouncer at a Titty Bar .....

Excuse me 'ahem'
"Security at a Gentlemans Club"












Nah i work at a Nursing Home. :lol:

While perhaps not being as exciting as being either of those two afore-mentioned workers, there is nothing wrong with working at a Nursing Home.;)

I work for London Underground.

I don't work at all ! !
 

As my profile shows, I'm RETIRED ! !

NO ! I did not say Retiring !

Of course I have worked a bit so as to enjoy my ill-gotten gains at leisure :

( in no particular order )

Sewage Works Maintenance
Computer Programming ( Mainframes )
Computer Security
Pathology Laboratory Technician
Various roles connected with Medicine and Research
Teaching
Counselling

And a lot of other boring bits and pieces . . .;)

Have you ever thought of moving, say to Europe? You can change your birth certificates here and there are laws against discrimination and disclosure of your history.

Architect here. Though I also paint nudes :)

scientist of cosmology

I work in family law. Nothing exciting really. The true joy is knowing that you are working to provide a better life for children, and their families.:)

I'm a freelance photographer and writer. In the photography capacity, I also work as an artist.

I'm a software consultant.

Mainly whoring.
Occasional porn performer
& pro-domme.

I love my job. :yes:

I R a Teechur, two...

Chef.
:innocent: