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Holy cow this thread is cracking me up :lol:
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Actually, since shemales are on excess of hormones,
they ARE hysterical! Although, the 28 days menstrual cycle has got nothing to do with 'em. |
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*sob*... *slams random doors* ... No Histrionics here |
hee hee - u guys r too much :-)
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Are we? |
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So why don't you enlighten the poor under educated crowds with your all so knowing mind... |
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Yeah,,,, please dont ruin the surprise, yeah, coz Iam having so much fun, and the suspence is killing me, Iam on the edge of my fucking seat... |
Sorry guys but... we DO have a "period". Well those of us of hormones do. The monthly injection or pill floods our system with Estrogen, heightening our sensitivity and reactions. The usual dose for many transwomen is the same level of Estrogen as that of a woman 8 months pregnant - at least initially.
If a T-gal has to go without Estrogen after starting the therapy, she will become "edgy" and have different mood swings as her body resumes its production of testosterone... sorry guys...:( |
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Ding!:D Point # 112 You can make love to a Tgirl during her " Period " but with a Ggirl, no such luck, my good man! |
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So generous.....So thoughtful.... |
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Those Lucky bulls that stay near you prior to the estrogen increase... I wanna be there too!;) I will have wine to top it all up. List of articles to pack: 1) Lube 2) condom 3) Flowers 4) wine 5) Perfume (with Pheromones) |
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These can be acheived (somewhat) without estrogen, but (I feel) the results tend to look fake, are not soft like fat, but hard like..silicone, and need to be redone every few years as the silicone settles. |
and better skin.. damn I forgot the soft skin and even skin tone I got from Estrogen.
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Totally agree on the fake part...They do tend to look fake.. But what about you, what happens to you in the process, how do you feel ? Do you enjoy it ? Is it painful to you ?? |
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The body stuff was exciting. The first little nub behind my nipples, catching myself in the mirror and having to do a double-take because I noticed the changes as the body fat was migrating. I think the best part was FINALLY feeling sexy when I was naked and not at all awkward. |
Glad to know you found your peace of mind, and that you are closer to happiness..
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Back on track...
Because transwomen are generally taller than genetic women... #113 - They won't call you in to reach stuff on the top shelf #114 - Less contortion when doing a 69 #115 - Greater chance you can borrow our clothes :p |
Almost forgot
#116 - Fit perfectly when "spooning"
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you can suck her cock and lick her tight ass...yummy
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Cum Equilibrium
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Each day ( or night for that matter ), you lose some cum to your girl during sex. If your girl is a shemale, you can regain your strength, replenish your vital force, balance your Yin - Yang by drinking her warm thickly Essence. An eye for an eye, cum for some cum. ;) |
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Those Genetic women and their greedy Yin hunger for male Yang energy... :p :hug: |
Ah, I am feeling so empty right now!
May be I am short of vital energy. Ok, Fair Bionca, I need both your Yin and Your Juicy Yang :p Are you in a giving mood? ;) |
I may soon drop dead!
Bionca, quick, help me with your INVIGOURATING Yang;) |
The point is to retain your OWN Yang.. not gobble up someone elses... :p
#118 It is less tempting to lie because Shemales can smell BS at 50 paces. |
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Bionca, my clever friend,
We have faith in your wisdom. But your logic here seems to be flawed. You said: Quote:
Man can also seek Yin or Yang from external available sources. Yin was collected from Girl's sexual fluids traditionaly by the Chinese Taoists of the Fountain of Youth tradition and also in Tantra tradition. There was even an obscure practice in Yoga called Vajroli. Men didnt seek Yang from other men, but from herbs and by retention of semen. But if one must retain semen, it is better for him to lead a life of celibacy == sexual abstention, rather than indulging with 100 women in a harem! |
Point # 119
You can have group-sex in a chain-like-fuck with several trannies; No chance of forming a chain with a girl, since she has got no dick! |
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Point #120 She can carry you to bed! :lol: Point #121 You can sit on her lap and still have sex! ;) Point #122 You can perform really RIDICULOUS experiments with a Tgirl, like the one shown below! |
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Point #123 She can put you in the dicky of her car. Point #124 She can gag you, force you... and show you stars during daytime! Point #125 She can Poke you to a prostatic orgasm. ... And still be your friend! And you can be glad and thankful! :eek: |
126: Never get confused about which hole you are supposed to fuck
127: If you have forgotten the lube she has some slippery white cream on tap |
128. You can bust her balls! :lol:
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You can suck their cock, They don't get pregnant, They can fuck you in the ass, And they take it up the ass, most gg's wont have anal sex., and they can cum in your mouth.
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129. You can pump air into her erect cock and balls with a vacuum pump, watch them inflate :turnon: and then release the valve and enjoy the hiss of air as her cock and balls deflates. :turnoff: Music to my ears! :yes:
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64. You don't have to ask her to go drinking beer and watching football with your friend, she can come with you ! She has got a dick, she's part of the team !
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65. To paraphrase Henry Rollins, I'll bet that when you get home after a night out, there ain't nuthin but the sound of belt buckles hitting the floor.
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130. you can see clearly, when she's horny
131. you can check, who has the bigger one 132. she thinks it's normal to love shemales 133. you don't need chocolate, snackers or other stuff when watching tv. cause you have sth. more tasteful with less calories |
They know how to pleasure a man, and they'll tear up your arse hole, and they can cum in your mouth.:drool:
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Damn! Can I trade my wife in for a shemale??? Pleeeaaaaase????
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I've not had either !
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Unlike real girl they like having their soles licked and toes sucked when u fuck them and depending on the girl, they can suck y toes as they fuck you. damn i love that! :p
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134: If she can make milk it's all for you - no baby in the way.
135: She can scratch the itch at the back of your throat. 136: She can scratch the other itchy hole 137: She understands "that hurts real good" |
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and -try to be objective- these days not every woman do cooking.. and if they (who can't cook) try to do that.. ussualy ends up as disaster.. :innocent: |
We can think like guys. It drives them crazy!;)
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This is great
:drool::) You mean i have all this to look forward to.:turnon::turnon::turnon::turnon::)
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It isn't ALL looking. It's the pointing. And we can point back.:turnon:
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pointing
:)If you want to point at my back that is fine by me:turnon::turnon::turnon:
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no headaches
they don't say,sorry darling not tonight,I have a headache...:turnon::yes:
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Can i suggest you start dating guys that have a pair of testicles:) In England this means guys who know whats whats and can look after themselves:),save a lot of trouble on your part:) Take care Tony |
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Questions, do the hormones effect your cock getting hard? Also, are you more or less horny than prior to taking hormones? :hug::respect: |
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The horney question is more difficult and complicated, and will vary from gal to gal I'm sure. In many cases, there will be a change to sex drive - it becomes less immediate and less urgent I suppose. Since I wasn't comfortable with my body, I wasn't really comfortable with my body sexually. So, for me getting an erection wasn't always seen as a good thing. |
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I am confused regarding transexual hormone treatment. If the female hormones reduce sexual urges and hardons, then why are all these beautiful shemales on this site sporting big hardons ready to shoot loads of cum? I thought the hormones made them look female. How do they look female without taking hormones? :respect: |
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Some gals will get hip, breast, butt, thigh implants along with removing the last set of ribs to give a female figure. Very costly. Some gals skip the implants and inject silicone directly into their bodies. A truely horrid deadly ulitmately disfiguring thing to do. In porn/escorting there si probably a mixture of hormones dose switching and viagara use. Also the gals in porn are mostly pretty young and it often takes years to lose total functionality. Also, if you look at lots of T-porn, the gals are often not fully erect. Like I said, this isn't a thing I really looked into. My information is based on what I have heard/observed and from my understanding of how hormone therapy works. |
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i never been with a ts but they make me horny
they rule cause they hot. anyone in california?:coupling:
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More brains, more sex and better looks. :drool::p:inlove: |
they like football and love to play with ball and u can play with their's too
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best of both
what is really hot with SM's is their attention to looks, and hyper feminity with a malish crave for sex- it si really the best of both worlds
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P.S. I can tell you have too much testosterone yourself. You mis-spelled a word.:D |
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probably been said but it's worth repeating....
138:Much better blow jobs
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139: they know better what you like and how to achieve it. They touch in a more knowing way.
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140: We are more than willing to be a total slut to please our men. :)
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They love getting dick in their ass even more than i like putting it in them!
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1001 Reasons shemales are better than real girls
From my flatmate Michael: {off the top of his head, unreal, cracked me up} In football, shemales can explain the offside rule in football, to you She can write her name in the snow When you get caught wearing her underwear, she can't tell you off coz that would be hypocritical She can give your bother shaving tips You can get fuck without being gay They are a perfect reason to have nothing to do with your family If she doesn't have a Gender Recognition certificate {GRC} she can't take half your shit when you break up [uk only] If ever you need to get a heavy goods vehicle from A to B she's your man {same for tight jar lids} If your partner is ts you will get far more sympathy from the public at large If your partner is ts you may get a discounted entry to the Wayout club [UK] If ever your mates catch you with spunk on your chin, you can tell tell them its ok as its girls spunk If your car gets stuck in the mud, she can get out & push They are good as Morman repellent You can steel her meds, grow tits & lactate over your mates down the pub If she is a double leg amputee, she doesn't leave a snail trail everywhere You won't have to worry about washing the fishy smell out of the duvet If she says "suck my clit", you won't have to waste half an hour looking for it No mythical G-spot to find, you just do her in the arse When she transitions, you get to keep all her tools You don't have to get her drunk to do her in the arse You can always spice up dull dinner parties by saying your girl has a cock You can make extra money by by renting her out to your mates When you need time to yourself, just lock her in a room with an internet connection & a TVChix.com account You don't need to carry her picture in your wallet, you can always find her card in a public phone box You can boast to your mates that your girlfriend is in showbusiness If they have any doubts send them the relevant URL to their Shemaleyum.com shoot. If the shemaleyum shoot doesn't cut it, there's every chance she will be on "Americas most wanted" If ever you need a guide for your trip to Rio... And the number one reason:You can get fucked without being gay! |
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This is my experience {I hope this helps} BUT IT WILL BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE. YOU MAY VERY WELL LOOSE ALL SEXUAL DESIRE & FUNCTION. Hormones are not really about feminising your body {nice side effect it is though} Its about how they alter your brain function, so the world comes into focus & makes sense. & if it has the opposite effect, it's not for you. I'm on a significant oestrogen dose for three years & chemically castrated. My sexual desire is more intense than ever though not every morning My meds are now, after 3 years: Climaval {Estradiol Valerate} @ 6 mg / day [3 tablets per day] Estrodose {Estradiol (oestradiol hemihydrate gel} @ 3 mg / day [0.75mg/squirt, 4 squirts per day=3mg] Cyclogest {Progesterone} @ 200mg / day [One pessary per day] Finasteride {5mg tablets} @2.5 mg / day. [½ tablet per day] Zoladex (goserelin) Implant @ 10.5 mg for three months)"LHRH blocker" & I've got breasts & have big stiffies all the time! This level of sexual desire is many times higher than I thought it would be. One of the downsides is that they really hurt at the end of my penis, I mean really unpleasant. Due to shrinkage of material there, the blood pumping in is stretching the skin causing real pain The shrinkage was expected after the time on meds 3+ years The pain caused by erections was not expected, I don't care as this is all very secondary to the course I'm on. They don't tell you that, but then again, most Ts loose all interest down below till after SRS. Testicular atrophing is fine, the nuts are coming shortly. I'm doing a porn shoot tomorrow, me penetrating three women; and IT WILL HURT! Be prepared to live permanently with the consequences. & Beware of what you wish for... Most Ts don't get stiffies regardless of hormone / non hormone use. Its psychological. Sex drive is different. Being turned on & getting erections is nothing to do with the genitals after you start HRT. Arousal / desire moves from the genitalia to the brain. Lots of ts sex workers are the same. PORN STARS & ERECTIONS Two reasons: 1.Cycling of hormones: a) ceasing oestrogen 3 weeks prior to a shoot b) Having testosterone injections 2.Viagra [I'm not on & off, as in "cycling hormones", but all the time.] In shoots, yes you look fully erect & turned on but the truth is often very different. Porn is a fantasy on film & pictures nothing more. Don't use it as a realistic guide to, well, anything at all. Anyway, it's your body. & you are researching pros & cons, prior to any commencement. So thats good. |
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Also I have to say that personal vendettas and insults other than challenging remarks tend to be rather frowned upon in this Forum. Certainly you will read some heated debates and comradely ' insults ', these are all part of the to-and fro blunt exchanges which sometimes take place. But in general they take place between individuals who have got to know each other on the Forum pretty well, and who respect each other. Now from your post I see that you are somewhat a fledgling as it were. Perhaps a little more time and reading on the Forum, and some worthwhile constructive input will help you to understand people like Blue Raven, who, I must admit, is not everybody's cup of tea. ( He delights in demonstrating his Aussie bluntness ) So how about it ? A post in this thread on the subject of the thread ? Sorry I had to take time out for this. Stay awhile and learn. |
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To BlueRaven, I'm sorry that I missed the reference post. That sort of language is not tolerated on here. To delete the post now would render Mel's post meaningless and I want to leave Mel's post as he has made some very valid comments. |
Additional to my last post on hormones / sex function.
This was posted a few hours ago on the medical forum part of tvchix.com It is by Emma, the resident medical expert & a personal friend of mine. Her observations apply exactly to the enquiry made by randolph. I hope they are of use to you & any others interested in medding & cycling & the effects... Hi Please understand that for every reply there is an individual spending time putting the words together. It is often done at the end of a long day or at the start of what should be a relaxing time but always done freely and without agenda. Recent events have made me, at least, consider this. Many posts will be views and opinions about the subject matter; they will be anecdotal and have presented personal thoughts. The problem is that (and again recent events have led me to this view) occasionally the subject matter is beyond the scope of 'anecdotal opinion or view'. The need for something more than a subjective thought creates a problem and despite the number of previous threads on the same subject or the 'disclaimer' that things expressed here have no clinical validity (because they do not form part of any structured examination or consultation), people still attempt to use this as an easy route to obtain information. Please don't misunderstand me, I am certainly not against freely given information and feel that the World Wide Web has transformed access to information and helped countless numbers of individuals both in the transgender Community and the world in general. But we occasionally step into grey areas. We cannot actively promote treatment options especially when those options fall outside (in the case of prescription hormones) established and recognised practice and are without any form of structured assessment. I can understand Steffy's question but feel that the response is quite complex because it involves a process for recommending prescription medication (let alone feminising hormones, which still have very little prescribing format in this country and dosage levels which are still not recognised within the British National Formulary). I can't say whether it is safe or effective to 'cycle hormones' in this way. This is the same as not being able to say that some drop dead gorgeous Brazilian Transgender sex Goddess with a fabulous body and a huge (working) penis is safe in taking a mountain of generic 'Viagra' whilst filling herself with hormones and builder's silicone. I could say that is risky and that it puts considerable strain on her cardio-vascular system, immune system and other body functions but who knows whether or not she will have an adverse or fatal episode... Of course taking hormones is becoming an established practice for people managing Gender Dysphoria but there are inherent risks which must be evaluated alongside health, well-being and outcomes. My own view is that hormones taken in this way will have less effect and not achieve a satisfactory outcome. On the one hand fragmenting the hormonal balance for a week or so doesn't allow either a full recovery back to original (male) levels nor does it continue the (slow) pathway to achieve femininity. My own view is that (and with the greatest of respect to Steffy) there are significant issues in taking feminising hormones in the first place. Of course this would appear to some as being insensitive but wanting to be 'a female' is very different from wanting to become 'feminine' and hormones are not simply to help a person be more feminine but to allow an individual to integrate into society as a female (Or a female to male). But now I step on the rights of everyone to have their own wishes met. I am aware that the Gender Recognition Act states that Sex (or Gender) realignment surgery is not a prerequisite or is required to change sex (or Gender) in this county. The other problem is more to do with why? Once again within the confines of this public forum I use my own viewpoint because although I never had 'willie hate', having it reconfigured allowed me to feel good about myself and to feel complete. Losing libido was a means to an end but I never felt bad about it because I saw it as part of a process and the overwhelming feeling was that changing the masculine feelings (including sexual perspective) was positive, welcome and logical. Today I have libido, it's very different and certainly not as 'strong' as it was but that's great and I struggle a bit with the thought of retaining my masculine feelings because it wouldn't change me much from who I was? So now in answering this post I am presented with a number of dilemmas... and I haven't really even begun to answer the OP... The other descriptive issue is to do with the genitals. I see this as a very black and white thing, it's a penis or it's a vagina. There's nothing politically incorrect in that, there is nothing dismissive or discriminatory in saying that this is a penis and this is a vagina. Some are bigger some are more aesthetic but they are unambiguous. Even intersex has distinct organs (or both) and the dominant one is usually formed and visible as such. When there are exceptions the individual will still have a wish to be one or the other but I guess even exceptions have exceptions. 'A big clitoris' confuses me and this restricts my own ability to offer 'advice' this delays any response I may make because I don't wish to offend but remain objective and honest. Therefore I spend considerable time forming an appropriate answer. This is not about anyone being 'stinky' it isn't that something is wrong with the forum it's about trying to answer the questions. Often in order to collate a response one has to look at other unspoken factors, maybe add in the fact that some people have a morbid fear of any surgery, seeing it as mutilation rather than enhancement but this still doesn't help with the view of wanting to be sexually active as a male one moment but wanting to be a female another moment (or rather it doesn't help me). A close friend has lived full-time as a female for many years, lives to all intents and purposes in a 'normal' husband and wife relationship. She has changed her gender but feels that there is no need to have genital surgery. But the changes to her libido don't affect her wish to vary her medication she has managed her previous gender dysphoria, reconciled her conflict and established herself to the rest of the world but her focus was on making a transition not retaining masculine attributes. But back to the subject... Feminisation can involve many disciplines. Facial surgery can make a vast difference and (once again a very personal opinion) I would argue that most people wishing to transition from male to female would benefit from this type of surgery. Facial hair removal is again a pre-requisite to feminisation because simply females do not have male beards and it can often define a person. Breast augmentation is best performed after some female breast development has occurred (Tanner scale I/II/III), Voice, mannerisms and (dress) style also help. But a female will often still look like a female even when wearing male clothes. So back to hormones: However I put this it will likely offend someone but taking them isn't just an additional cosmetic application. If they change how you feel or they limit something you enjoy and don't want to lose then.. Don't take them. They're not accessories they are part of a life changing process which sets out to change just about everything in your life. Of course you will still remain human but just about everything else will change and if you're uncomfortable with that please reconsider what it is you want to achieve. They will limit things, maybe your libido, maybe the way people close to you see you and maybe even your health. But in closing I must also add that approximately half of the population is female and many females have lots of libido. Taking hormones changes libido but it doesn't automatically mean that it will disappear it just means you male libido will. 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When you quarrel with them they don't run away from their mother
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i don't think t-girls are better than genetic girls. they both are wonderful.
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I think TG women are often the perfect match for straight men. They are more feminine, and attractive, than most Genetic women. Many times, men-women relations are not so much based on love, sexual attraction or compatibility, but a basic desire to form a family. TG relations are not based on procreation, but on feelings and intimacy. Also, since a TG knows exactly how men think, its easier to have compatible personalities and common interests. That would mean that a man-TG woman relationship is like a higher form of straight relations, IMO its like a refined, much more evolved version of the man-woman relationship.
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Gee, only 1,001 ?
many on JodieTs list were hilarious, but my personal fav for sure is: perfect reason to have nothing to do w/ur family ---soooo funny,, a truism too.
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A gg basicaly has three holes for the same thing. When it comes to shemales
1. You can fuck her 2. She can fuck you 3. You can suck her 4. She can suck you 5. You can masterbate her 6. She can masterbate you |
141. Thermometer for being "in the mood" is factory installed.
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Glory! Why did I ever bother with genfems? :confused:
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She's never have a migraine!
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ok, ok,....... but what will happen if a tgirl wants to fuck you but you dont like to de fuck in the ass??????? :innocent:
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You can do everything sexual with them that you would be intimidated to do with a genetic female or that a genetic female would not allow you to do. I feel comfortable doing anything and everything sexual with a ladyboy and I can still feel romantic toward them after if I so desire.
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You have a point (and maybe this is not a thoroughly serious thread) but, I suppose men setting up a relationship with a trans will have taken all of that well and truly into consideration? One-off liasons..well, I guess you state your preferences/boundaries. I'm sure she will. :cool: |
142. Larger-than-average hand size. When someone cuts you off on the road, she can flip them the bird and the effective range is 25% farther than the median.
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Can I write a negative?
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The best thing for me is the fact she can't get pregnant. I don't want kids so this is ideal for me.
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The bound between a shemale and a man is very strong especially pre ops when a man gives her oral love and she gives him anal love that bond is complete and can never be broken by a g girl that organism is so intense he knows he will never be the same again I know first hand I was taken and turn in one night:kiss:
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Scratching is not offensive. They understand jock itch.:blush:
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Absolutely no reason at all. I like variety. Therefore sometimes girls with a dick and sometimes girls with a cunt.
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Small addition RE: Shemale
The book The Transsexual Empire: The Making of the She-Male. and it's author Dr Raymond were used in the late 70's (I believe) to stop coverage of transitioning by the US government via Midicare/Medicade. Not to be out done, private insurance soon followed, with most national providers specifically not covering transition related expenses, as well as any medical issues resulting from those procedures. For example, you are a trans woman and you get Thrombosis - not covered, Breast cancer - not covered, Hyper tension - not covered. I've even heard of people being denied coverage for broken arms and stuff.
So yeah, it is an ironic twist that Janice's main target in her life's work was the sex industry, and stopping the production of porn and the selling of sex. As a result of her work she created a whole new class of women who had to do sex work for survival and to afford the costs of transition. Also, it has been my experience that trans women in sex work REALLY hate to be called Shemale outside of that circumstance. It really is not advised that a man call a trans woman that without knowing her if he wants anything more than a dirty look from her. |
64. Only someone with a cock can really know how good it feels to have yours sucked.
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