Femboy Hooters
 

Guess I should've gone to this place for my birthday last week... ;)

She's saying: "Welcome to Hooters Andy! 29? Umm.. OK. Whatever you say, big guy (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Drawing is hi-res. May have to click it twice.)

Good Grief!
 

Found this today on CNN. First thing I thought of was "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown." :lol::lol::lol:

She's saying: "Andy. I know now why they call you the 'Great' Pumpkin (giggle)." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(At least I know what to go as for Halloween this year. :cool: Once again however they "got it wrong" regarding the decades. NOT the 70's. Got to be from the 1950's maybe even 40's. But since I've been using "TikTok" I've finally figured out why this happens all the time these days. It's because everyone born after 2000 thinks whatever happened before that runs together and we're all "Boomers." :blush: Facts. :()

TikTok!
 

It’s Kendall Long “Future Wife” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

One of her hashtags is #teachersoftiktok. “Ms. Long, I’ve been a bad boy, looks like you will have to put me in detention...” :innocent:

In one video she talks about "Death by sezz.” Consider me a dead man! :drool:

Here, she talks about the relative size of the “male member” in the animal kingdom... “Dr. Andy, did you know humans have among the smallest members?” :blush:

Booster Shot?
 

In the United States public information surrounding the Coronavirus pandemic has been confusing at best. No one I know of is sure whether to wear a mask, not wear a mask, get vaccinated, get a booster, etc. Even schools don't know what to do. My own university was planning on holding in person classes as recently as mid-July. Now it is a mess of last minute “policies” and attendance is, well, sort of “optional.” It is like this in many places. :(

Last spring things were looking better. I got the J&J vaccine in April. “One and Done.” Or so I thought...

Now they are telling everyone to get a booster.

“Nurse Aubrey” and “Nurse Domino” are saying: “Dr. Andy, you need to get your booster shot!!!” And “Dr. Chanel” is saying: “Andy. You’ve been a naughty boy. You forgot to sign up for your booster shot! Guess where I’m gonna give you the injection? (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

At least I’m in good hands... ;)

(The last picture. I bet they don't do it like this at "CVS"! :lol::lol::lol:)

Intern?
 

This was the best I could do today... Sorry. :(

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy, I heard you were looking for an Intern (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent: :blush: :lol:

Sex Sells!
 

“Blow into my face again asshole and I’ll kick you in the groin so hard your balls will come out the top of your head!” :respect:

She’s cute. :inlove: Not sure exactly what this ad is implying... that he can’t get hard without drinking 7Up? :( Question: Why does everyone watching look like a “sex doll”? :lol:

Marilyn Monroe. I’d love to spend a “July 4th” with her. :inlove:

The “groovy” 60’s. A very sexy decade for women’s fashions as I’ve noted elsewhere on TLB. One word: Miniskirt. The bathroom décor however looks horrible... I am barely old enough to remember the last remnants of this style. Some things are better left in the past. A green toilet? But the girl is hot. :drool:

It’s “Dr. Andy”! From the 80’s maybe? :eek:

We had this Radio Shack catalog somewhere. Must have been my Dad’s. By the way, that looks like Mom and Dad on the cover. First date? Hope “mom” is over 18. :innocent:

They're saying: "So Andy, you like women in miniskirts (giggle)?" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Error?
 

“Dr. Andy” gets a lot of email from Data Science Central. It is one of my main sources of information on advanced data analytics and technologies such as AI and Machine Learning. :respect:

Today’s email was about “Preventing errors while getting the most out of AI.” :eek:

This will be especially critical as robots take over many functions currently done by humans...

She’s saying: “I’m glad you were enjoying the handjob Andy... :drool: :inlove: :innocent: Sorry, guess I got carried away. Didn’t mean to pull it off... Ouch that must hurt!” :(

First Dates
 

"Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She said she was an "Art Major" :innocent:

"Dr. Andy, quit squirming!" :drool:

(Never knew until today that "wristwatch handjob" was a thing... :blush:)

Day Off?
 

Labor Day is typically a "day off" in the United States. "Dr. Andy" however is always available to meet with his students. :drool:

My “student” for today is Eva Lin. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Forgot to turn the webcam off I guess... :innocent:

(Don’t know who the lucky guy playing “Dr. Andy” is? But it does seem that I keep getting younger in these pictures... :blush:)

Rebelde
 

Class is finished for the day... Walking towards my bike parked just outside the door, I hear: “Hola Dr. Andy!!!”

“Rebelde” was a Mexican TV series focusing on the lives of students at an elite prep school. It aired on Univision from 2005-2006. Sounds like my “dream job.” :drool:

Anahí, well known internationally, is of course also my “Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Last pic. She’s saying: “Andy, is this outfit OK to go riding in or should I change?” :innocent:

(Moderators: I believe all of the cast were “over 18.” For certain the three major stars: Anahí, Dulce Maria, and Maite Perroni were all in their 20’s at the time. This was a long time ago. They are actually more like my age... :blush:)

1992
 

This was in the news today. Apparently Cindy Crawford :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: has recreated her iconic Pepsi Commercial... at 55.

Forgot that a "very young Dr. Andy" also starred in the original... Except that I had longer hair and would have been wearing a Chicago Bulls jersey. :lol:

The last clip is a screenshot of her Instagram. So you know it's her. Not sure about the "Dr. Andy" part... :innocent:

Mask Mandate?
 

In the United States, President Biden is due to come on in a few minutes to introduce new requirements for masks and vaccinations. :(

She's saying: "But Andy, I'm wearing MY mask (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Don't think these are really from CNN. Jesus Christ! That needle will come out the other side. :eek:)

E-Hentai
 

“Well don’t just stand there looking at it...” :drool:

We went downtown then she invited me back to her place for a drink and to listen to music. :inlove:

She looks disappointed. :( She’s saying: “Sorry Andy, I’ve seen bigger...” :blush:

“I saw him first, bitch...” “No you didn’t, slut...” :innocent:

Haven’t ever seen this “style” before. May have to get whatever program this is. All I can say is I really had a good “workout” as well... ;)

I mean REALLY... There were over 60 pictures in the set. :turnon:

100 Questions?
 

Today’s best “Clickbait Ad” was “100 Questions To Ask a Girl.” Apparently, the guy writing this is a so-called “expert” in meeting women. Sorry dude, but why should I listen to you, asshole? I’ve been married to two gorgeous women (first one was crazy as fuck but the sex was great), live in Zionsville, drive a very expensive sports car, and have an awesome career. So like, what exactly can YOU tell me that I don’t already know?

The first pic accompanied the article. She’s saying “No.” :(

Anyway, here’s a better example of someone who I would consider an expert. :respect: To put this all in perspective, when Hugh Hefner was my age, Crystal wasn’t even born... For like 24 years! :cool:

She’s saying: “Yes I know Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville.” :inlove:

Now, so that you can dispense with this guy’s silly “100 Questions,” any of the last three pics will guarantee that you get laid. Especially the first one. Pay attention and try to remember them... :lol:

And possible answers to a few of his questions:

1. Would you rather live in a small house with an amazing view, or a massive mansion in a subdivision?

“Silly. Mansions aren’t found in subdivisions...” :confused:


2. What’s one thing you’ve learned that most people don’t know how to do?

“Give good head (giggle)...” :drool:


3. What type of man are you attracted to?

“A really rich one with a big dick!” or “Not you, loser!” :innocent:


4. Have you ever dated two men at the same time?

“Only two???” :eek:


5. Who is your favorite author?

“E. L. James (giggle)...” :turnon:

Zora
 

The artwork of Emanuele Taglietti. :respect: Taglietti was perhaps best known for illustrating the covers of “Zora.” The story of a 19th century noblewoman who becomes a vampire. :drool:

Zora “Future Wife” :inlove:

She’s saying: “Take that you cheating bastard!” :(

“Yes Daddy, I know he’s too old for me... But he can stay hard longer than any other guy I’ve dated...” :innocent:

“Get your fucking hand off my ass, shithead!” :eek:

“Andy, I told your ‘ex’ several times to stop trying to get back into your life...” :lol:

Nice to see the “horse costume” is still working... ;)

Best Credit Card?
 

From CNN...

“Hey Andy! I ordered an Obedience Bench and Corona Estim Urethral Insert with Powerbox just for you...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Date Night?
 

From a collection on a site called “Crossdresser and Sissy Bondage.” :drool: :innocent: Models unknown. I do however recognize Jocelyn from “Trannies in Trouble.” First pic. :inlove:

Mandate
 

“Dr. Andy! I know you want to enforce ‘social distancing’ during class but are you sure this is what the CDC said to do?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

He lives in Zionsville?
 

This came up on my phone a few minutes ago. They were identified as “Traveler Girls.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

They’re saying: “Hi Andy. We thought we’d stop in Zionsville...”

The one on the right. Check out what her necklace says. I love a woman who knows what she wants. :respect:

(Moderators: From a professional photographer’s website. The picture was actually taken in Ireland. I’m hoping they are “over 18.”)

Football Friday
 

She’s saying: “Andy, don’t you wish you’d stayed in Michigan?” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Masks are Back
 

We were told this was over. Threw all of mine away several months ago. Had to go looking for new ones... :(

Nancy Drew “Future Wife” :inlove:

At least this one gets right to the point. ;)

Guess I must have a dirty mind... :blush:

She’s saying: “Andy, is this just another of your kinky ideas?” :drool:

I agree... :respect:

Especially for Dr. Andy. :lol:

SpaceX
 

CNN today had a story about the most recent launch of SpaceX which is due to return to Earth this evening after a three day mission. This mission was notable because it involved four people with no previous experience as astronauts. You basically must only be able to afford a “ticket.” It also orbited at over 300 miles (482km) above Earth’s surface, higher than anything has flown in several decades. :respect:

But it was the following quote that gave me ideas... :innocent:

Zip ties? Three days in zero gravity? Four people who aren’t astronauts? :drool:

“Dr. Andy” is busy right now putting his “crew” together for the next mission. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Clowning Around
 

Halloween will be here soon. Not too early to start thinking about my date... It's been five years since the "evil clown" sightings so "clowns" have become popular once again.

Why do they all look more like "Future Wives"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The third one. She's saying: "Andy, you've been a naughty boy. You couldn't leave your candy alone until you got home. You'll have to be punished (giggle)..." :drool:)

Virgins?
 

I misread the title for this story from CNN. I thought it said a “Cruise for Virgins.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Guess I just have a dirty mind… :blush:

Kim
 

"Kim" was her name. She set me back $1,499 USD. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She's saying: "Andy, it's not MY fault that you feel inferior. You ordered me like this. Remember? Besides I think your little cock is soooo cute! (giggle)..." :blush:

Amazon Robot
 

There was a news story about Amazon’s latest robot today. Not that impressed. What do you think? Looks more like something from 1985 to me... Anyone remember “Rocky IV”? We should be able to do better in the 21st century. :(

Now this is more like it. :drool:

She’s saying: “Not now goddammit. I’m not in the mood...” :lol:

“You didn’t tell me you were married!” :eek:

There’s apparently a demand for male sex robots now too. Opportunity calls. Might go like this for Halloween. She’s saying: “Eighteen inches? And it’s always hard?” Ask me if I love my work... :innocent:

Looks like my friend from the post above. :inlove: “Well Andy, you did order the ‘large’ size (giggle)...” ;)