Queen stars in Bond pastiche...
 

I saw this one in a newspaper a couple of days after the London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony...

Attachment 239028

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From the men's 105+kg Olympic weightlifting competition on 7th August 2012...
 

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/...043005278.html

Quote:

German weightlifter drops barbell on his head, walks away Defending weightlifting gold medallist Matthias Steiner walked away from a terrifying incident on Tuesday when he dropped a barbell weighing 432 pounds on his neck during the Olympic 105+ kg competition. The German was attempting to snatch 196 kg when his knees and arms buckled, causing the massive weight to fall on top of his head. Steiner collapsed under the barbell and instantaneously flopped while its mass bent his neck and head. He was immediately tended to by medical officials and somehow got to his feet, saluted the crowd and walked off under his own power. He didn't return to the competition. The Associated Press reports Steiner went to the hospital for precautionary X-rays. Attachment 239222 Attachment 239223 Attachment 239224 Attachment 239225 Attachment 239226 Attachment 239227

Don't think this really needs a comment from me...

here is my contribution for this Saturday Morning...

Julie, Diana
 

I love them both too, that Avengers woman,:turnon: boy how I wish:turnon::turnon:

Maybe a bit early for Xmas but here it is anyway, just to get you in the festive spirit :)

I hope you all got what you wanted for Xmas...

That looks like a very good plan.:respect:

:lol: I'll have to indulge (or rather ingest) tomorrow.

Haven't seen any "weird signs" on here in a while. Here's three for today! :cool:

My cat this morning when I slept in and forgot to feed her...

This was allegedly sent in response to a customer's complaint regarding a washing machine they had purchased. :lol:

Good grief!

My contribution to spend the day with a bit of humor


Because of cuts in Brussels

Thought smc in particular might enjoy the first one... ;)

Don't want to even think about the after-effects of the second one... :eek:

The last one reminds me of a bad acid trip from the 60's (and I wasn't even around yet)... :cool:

Well, at least it's better than using Nair... :eek:

Gives a new meaning to the word “sexting”…

At least I know my cell phone is “turned on”…

Is this what they meant by “reach out and touch someone”?

This really needs no explanation... :lol:

Kryptonite chewing gum?

A friend sent me these. At first I thought it was a joke but after some “research” (or time wasted on the Internet… :innocent:) I discovered there really is a “Bibleman”! One of the sites I visited described Bibleman as a “35 year old virgin in a plastic suit.”:lol: I’ll let you draw your own conclusions… One thing’s for sure if I had kids I don’t think I’d let this weirdo anywhere near them! Although “Breaking the Bonds of Disobedience” could be delightfully kinky if it involved, say, Hazel Tucker or Rakel Rodrigues. :drool:

Was wondering what happens next myself... :cool: This is from the "Nancy" comic strip--from 1944! Would the censors even allow this today or do I just have a dirty mind? :innocent:

Why didn't they have books like this when I was in high-school? :(

The L.A. Times reports that 1,500 people have signed an online petition demanding that Your Health Today be removed from the supplemental materials for health class. The petition says it "exposes youth to sexual games, sexual fantasies, sexual bondage with handcuffs, ropes, and blindfolds, sexual toys and vibrator devices, and additional instruction that is extremely inappropriate for 13 and 14 year-old youth."

Like it says... :cool:

That's not a buffet. It's barely a one course snack. ;) :lol:

ila, you are right. This is more like it... ;)

Much better. :respect:

I'll play :)

Aisle 15 looks like it would be fun. Much better than the local Menard's... :innocent:

Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia pick out a Father's Day card... :cool:

Hmmm, now if they were actually able to combine NY and LA… :lol:

Not the ET of my childhood… :eek:

That is “TMI” my friend… :frown:

For me it was when Metallica released "St. Anger”… :(

Would wear this to work. Seriously! :cool:

Strangely, this makes sense… ;)

I completely understand why. There has been more than one occasion where I wanted to do this.

Always use a spotter. Always.