Carolina Ramirez, "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I'm sure I'm not the only one on here that has watched more than a few of her videos... Very sexy and beautiful. :drool: :innocent: :turnon:)

35 Years Ago?
 

More art from “Kinky Jimmy.” :respect: She’s saying: “Andy, I realize it’s only our first date but I hope you will want to go out again... Maybe tomorrow night?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(This is supposed to be “Samus” from the videogame “Metroid” by Nintendo. First released in 1986, computer graphics have come a long way since then. Second picture is Samus from 35 years ago. Shit. Bet that would have been tough to beat off to. :()

Super Greens?
 

This ad just came up on my phone... :drool:

She's saying: "Andy. Would you like to try some Super Elixir Greens?" :confused:

Me: "Yes." Guess it's a date then! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(She looked familiar. It's Elle Macpherson. One of my "past wives." :lol:)

New Furniture?
 

Last week we met in the computer lab for the first time since the Coronavirus pandemic started. ;)

She's saying: "Dr. Andy! I'm glad we're able to meet again in person now but isn't the furniture ummm... a little different (giggle)?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

My contempt for "social media" in general is well documented. TikTok is perhaps the worst offender. :(

But not always. :drool: Sometimes you even meet your "Future Wife" on it! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Nice car too. She's saying: "Get in Andy, I'll give you a ride..." :innocent:)

Socks?
 

This has been a good day for the Internet. :respect: This ad comes from Pinterest. She's modeling "compression socks."

According to the ad they are supposed to reduce swelling... :blush:

They're not working! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Class of 2021
 

"Welcome to our graduation party Dr. Andy! You don't have to wear your mask. Or anything else..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Ask me if I love my work. ;))

Date Night!
 

Looks like fun. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Grade?
 

She's saying: "Dr. Andy. About my grade..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Fit and Strong Women II
 

“Future Wife” edition. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Last one’s name is Vanessa. She’s saying: “Andy, silly boy, you need to learn about real football...” :drool:)

Fit and Strong Women III
 

More "Future Wives." From Pinterest. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

First one's name is "Lindsey." Her bio sounds more like a dating profile: Single. 5'6". 120lbs. 27. Sounds perfect! :heart:

The fourth picture. The B/W one. Very impressive physique. :respect: My first thought was "wonder what it would be like to have sex with someone like that?" :innocent:

Last one. Was in a car accident and woke up dead. She was standing over me. "Andy, sorry, you ended up in the bad place. :blush: Now you will have to serve me for eternity. I know you like both cis and trans women so guess what else I've got for you? You naughty boy (giggle)..." :drool:

TikTok! Part 2
 

An ad for a dating service? :confused: But I’m married... Anyway... Seriously, do you really think you’d meet someone who looks like that? And she’s like 19. I mean really... :lol:

Do I need to even say that Michelle is of course my “future wife”? :inlove:

Internet Marketing has been a “thing” since “Dr. Andy” was in middle school. Back then it was called “B2C.” Dr. Andy knows something about this stuff. Especially Market Research and Data Analysis. To him, it appears the dumbest “content” is what gets the most attention today. Christ, I saw a guy on CNN giving political commentary complete with pop up text boxes and emojis all over the screen. He was talking fast and pointing at them like some kind of stupid TikTok video made by a 9 year old. I had to switch channels... Sorry CNN. :( But maybe my new friend can explain it all to me over dinner? :inlove:

Well I know what works for me at least... Maybe we could try doing it together? :innocent:

Yes. Anna is also a “future wife.” :inlove: Unless my current wife shoots me first... :eek: Just hope she’s “over 18.” :blush:

“Thirst Traps” are for real! It is a phenomenon brought about by our narcissistic, selfie culture, and the perceived need for everyone to be a “celebrity.” But finally I think I’ve figured out the “hidden secret” to Internet Marketing. It’s as it’s always been: Sex Sells!!! :drool:

Magic Extension
 

I'm going to have to quit TikTok before my wife files for divorce. :innocent:

Couldn't help this one. :drool: At first thought it was for something else... Guess I just have a dirty mind. :blush:

(But only 5mm? Maybe it's not the length that matters... :()

Coaching Career?
 

“Dr. Andy” did in fact accept the job of coaching the UCLA Women’s Volleyball team. He flew out to California yesterday. :innocent:

First practice went very well... :respect: Afterwards all the players piled on top of him as part of an “initiation.” He wasn’t complaining. Ask me if I love my work? :drool:

Third pic. Her name is Tessa. Pretty sure she’s a “Future Wife.” :inlove: 6’2” and a Junior, she would most likely have been born in 2001-02. So she would be... umm... slightly younger than Dr. Andy. :lol:

(I can see it now. Our first argument. She's saying: "Dammit Andy, quit being such a millennial about everything!" :blush:)

Smarter than me?
 

My new doll came configured with "AI" and was self-aware. She's saying: "Well Andy... the reason it never goes down is because you ordered me this way. Remember?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Workout Schedule?
 

Found this on Pinterest this morning. I'm a firm believer in a daily exercise routine. Working out with a partner also adds motivation. :respect:

But I thought a few changes to the schedule were in order. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Wake Up
Have Sex
Cardio/Treadmill
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Breakfast
Check Email
Legs/Squats/Lower Body
Have Sex
Lunch
Arms/Bench Press/Upper Body
Have Sex
Dinner
Watch TV
Back/Deadlift/Abs
Have Sex
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Go to Bed
Have Sex
Fall Asleep

Educational Video?
 

TikTok is educational. :respect: In this video she's teaching me "How to sit properly." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Micropenis!
 

Our first date didn't go well... :blush: :( :lol:

Was randomly searching the Internet and found this cute femboy drawing. Very nice. Thought others might like it. Not explicit. :inlove:

This is at least what the site had to say: “You visit your cousin and learn that he has become very girly since you last saw each other...” No other pics of her. And nothing more to the story. Sorry... :(

I just hope my cousin is "18.” :innocent:

(Pretty sure any of “Dr. Andy’s" cousins would be well OVER 18. :blush: Now I get it! She's actually 35. :lol: We used to play together as kids. She's saying: "Andy do you remember how we used to go into the woods behind your house? Mine always WAS bigger... (giggle) And I learned some time ago that we aren't related after all." :drool:)

Weights?
 

She's saying: "But Andy, you told me you liked lifting weights (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Kitchen Utensils?
 

My wife... She's saying: "Andy. How many times do I have to show you how to load the fucking dishwasher the right way!" :drool: :inlove: :innocent: :lol:

Victoria Paris
 

According to Business Insider, Victoria is one of the leading “influencers” on TikTok with over 1 Million followers. :respect: I have never heard of her during my brief time spent on TikTok. Apparently she attended Indiana University for a year before moving to New York.

Victoria looks like a potential “Future Wife.” :inlove:

Guess we will have to wait and see... :innocent: Moderators: Victoria was born in 1999. So she is 22. “Dr. Andy” remembers 1999 very well. If he ever is lucky enough to go on a date with Victoria he hopes that she likes “NuMetal.” :blush: Korn and Slipknot are still around so maybe we could go to a concert? I still know the words to most of their songs. ;)

BUT he has slowly come to the realization that he will never achieve 1,000,000 followers on TikTok. :( Although he HAS developed a small but loyal group of followers who like the videos of his cats walking around his home office and about Zionsville, Indiana (yes, there really is a Zionsville).

Maybe Victoria likes cats? :drool:

Dyna Girl... Future Wife?
 

Don’t want to stomp on Boner’s awesome post about “Electra Woman and Dyna Girl” so I’ll post this here. His post required some research. Making me work on a weekend! :blush: Thanks a lot... :lol:

“Electra Woman” was played by Diedre Hall :inlove: who went on to star on “Days of Our Lives” for many years. Deidre has received numerous awards and nominations over her career including three daytime Emmy’s. I’m sure most of our members are familiar with her work. :respect: But it is “Dyna Girl” who got my attention.

“Dyna Girl” I learned was played by Judy Strangis who was only two years younger than Deidre Hall. I had never heard of her. Based on what I found out she seems like a “Future Wife” to me. :inlove:

Second row. Judy starred on “Room 222.” She played a high-school student. Moderators: Judy was 20-25 during the show’s run. Here she is asking “Dr. Andy” out on a date. :innocent:

She also did commercials for Plymouth Duster in the mid-1970’s. She played “Mean Mary Jean.” :drool:

From 1982! :eek: She would be 32 or 33 here. In reality, the perfect age for me. Love this now *retro* look. Maybe it will make a comeback? Super-cute, hot, and sexy. It’s a date. Maybe she could pic me up in her Duster. ;)

(Retro is relative I guess. On TikTok I saw a comment saying 2015 was “vintage.” Fuck... :()

Lawn Mower 3.0?
 

Maybe the best clickbait ad ever. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(How does she know? :blush:)

Exercise?
 

It's always better with a partner. I wish I was that ball... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Click here... ;)

(She's saying: "Was it good for you too Andy?" :lol:)

TikTok!
 

Captain America. "Future Wife"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The middle picture... :drool:)

Which One Are You?
 

“Dr. Andy” received this fitness quiz in his email this morning...

First he was asked his age. He said “20.” That’s him in the top right picture. He’s looking down because he’s lying... :blush: But he hopes that someday when he is “over 50” he looks like the last guy. :respect: With a 36 year old girlfriend like the second one on the left. :drool:

Next he was asked to “choose a couple.” In case you are wondering, that’s my 6’2” UCLA volleyball player girlfriend from an earlier post... Or it might be Aubrey Kate. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Breakfast time!!! I “bailed out” on the quiz at this point. :( Because they didn’t have Cap'n Crunch, Fruit Loops, or Lucky Charms. :lol:

“Clickbait!”
 

She’s saying: “But YOU can meet me on the top deck, Andy. I’ll be waiting for you... (giggle).” :drool:

Margot Robbie. Future Wife. ‘Nuff said... :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“Dr. Andy” typically does the opposite of whatever he hears on the Internet regarding “tech advice.” It’s worked for over 30 years. ;) But there’s more to this ad of course. She’s saying: “He lives in Zionsville?” :innocent:

Massage Guns!
 

This was on CNN earlier today.

The article said they are used for relieving tension. No shit. I bet they are. :lol:

She's saying: "Andy, get your mind out of the gutter." :blush: "Or else I'll have to tie you to the bed and use it on your cock...." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

You can actually get paid for doing this! :respect: Ask me if I love my work? :cool:

Truthfinder?
 

Was reading about "The Godfather" on Quora. One of my favorite movies of all time, it has been interesting to see different people's interpretations. The scene above is where Michael (Al Pacino) kills Solozzo and the corrupt police captain after setting up a meeting. :respect:

But that's not why it's posted here... :innocent:

The ad below for "Truthfinder" has made me think twice about online dating... :eek:

She's saying: "Andy, I learned you aren't 29, are married, and have a small penis..." :blush: :( :lol:

(Well at least the last one is not right... ;))

Carla
 

Carla Novaes "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She's saying: "Andy, how do YOU measure up?" ;)

She could have her way with me anytime. :innocent: Looks like a date! :drool:

From a set about 10 years ago. You can find it pretty easily on the Internet. In fact the pics are probably on this site somewhere. They have kept me busy on more than one occasion. :turnon:

Jesse!
 

Jesse goes on a date with Dr. Andy. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“So am I your favorite student or what?” :drool:

“I can see you were lying about being 9 inches... (giggle).” :lol:

“But maybe there’s something else we could do...” :innocent:

(Jesse has always been one of my “Future Wives.” :heart: I’ve noticed however that “Dr. Andy” keeps getting younger and younger in the pictures he posts... :blush:)

That "Dr. Andy" guy sure gets around... :lol::lol::lol:

Wonder how he met this one? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Water Bottle?
 

I met her at the gym. It was 3AM and we were the only ones there. She suggested we go into one of the locker rooms...

"Lay back and close your eyes baby. I've got a surprise for you..." :drool: :( :lol:

TikTok!
 

Too bad TikTok’s not a dating service (although, actually, you know maybe it IS). :drool:

This is “Orissa.” My latest “Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Orissa bills herself as an “International Foot Archery Performer” and has over 5 million “likes.” :respect:

Second pic. Maybe I should introduce her to my “ex”? :lol:

Fourth pic. I’m saying: “Very nice Orissa. I had an iPhone just like that!” :innocent:

Fifth pic. She’s saying: “No Andy. I’m not worried about anyone walking in on us...” :eek:

Asuka?
 

If it doesn’t work out with Orissa (above) guess there’s always “Asuka.” She looks like one of Dr. Andy’s students. :blush:

Sounds like a date! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: According to the site “fandom.com” Asuka was born December 4, 2001 and is a Sagittarius. So as of July 2021 she is 19. My “cosplay girlfriend” looks older than that... ;))

Marriage Material?
 

After seeing this video I'm convinced Orissa (two posts above) is the one... :inlove:

Click Here

Learned that Orissa was born in the UK in 1995. She has performed on Britain's Got Talent and did stunts for "Wonder Woman." She seems really sweet too. :heart: Yes, she can really do that. :respect:

(Had to email the link to myself from TikTok in order to post. If my wife sees Orissa on my phone bet she will suddenly be able to do this too... :( :blush: :lol:)

Bigger Butt?
 

Pinterest tonight is telling me I need a "bigger booty." :( :blush:

The second one looks like she could be a "future wife." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She's saying: "Andy, just don't make an ass out of yourself..." :lol::lol::lol:

TikTok!
 

"Prostate Part 3" ;)

"Dr. Andy" wants a date with "Dr. Jazma." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Adult Disney Princesses
 

She’s saying: “Peter Pan is a virgin, Andy. But YOU aren’t are you? (giggle)” :drool:

“This tail is just a fake. That was so sweet of you to wish for legs. But really I like that ‘other thing’ you wished for... I just love the way it feels... (giggle) Wanna play with it?” :inlove:

“Andy!!! What are you doing with that little tramp Tinkerbell?” :eek:

“You know you are too old for my daughter. :( But you aren’t too old for me...” ;)

“Thank God you showed up in time Andy. The Scarecrow can’t get hard, they left something off the Tin Man, and the Lion has anxiety...” :innocent:

“You can call me Red Ryder (giggle). Anytime baby...” :turnon:

(Moderators: From Cosmopolitan. All meant to be “over 18.” :blush:)

Something Different
 

It's getting harder to find anything new. :( You are probably thinking "They look just like everyone else he ever posts..." :lol:

But there is a twist. ;) All of these pictures were identified as "male" on the sites I found them on. The first one would be my "Future Wife" of course. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Hope you enjoy them. Moderators: On each site I visited, the artists claimed not to draw anyone "under 18." I can never tell for sure with anime... :confused:)

Ex?
 

Shit. It's my "ex"! :( :blush: :lol:

Dross Art
 

Moderators: Dross publicly states that he does not draw any characters “under 18.” :respect:

This one’s name is Cody. :drool:

Jade. I’ve posted drawings of her a few times on TLB. :inlove:

She’s saying: “Good to see you again Dr. Andy. I’m so glad we’re meeting in person this semester!” Ask me if I love my work... ;)

Why couldn’t TikTok have videos like this? :innocent:

My date for Halloween this year has been decided. :inlove: Just hope it’s warm. In Indiana, you never know... :confused:

It's a Date
 

She's saying: "Really Andy, what did you have in mind?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Family?
 

It's "Dr. Andy's" great-grandfather! :innocent:

WebEx?
 

Today I got an email from Cisco WebEx telling me I can now upload a "blurred background" to use during meetings. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

TikTok!
 

My accountant apparently has her own TikTok page. ;)

She's saying: "You haven't done your taxes yet Andy, you naughty boy..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Women in Uniform!
 

Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition. :respect:

She’s saying: “Andy you’re under arrest! Looks like I’m gonna have to take you downtown... To my place. :inlove:

“Since you have repeatedly refused to cooperate with our demands. We have no choice but to use torture (giggle)...” :drool:

“Andy. What do you mean ‘is that a Glock’? I know you. You were just checking out my ass...” :innocent:

“Well, since you asked. Yes I do plan on attaching these wires to your cock (giggle)...” :eek:

“You don’t like me in uniform? I’ll just take it off then...” ;)

“Shit. He lied to me. That bastard IS married!” :(

(A second take on the last one. I will need someone to take care of me in my old age oneday. :inlove: Looks like she's from Germany. Maybe she would like to move to Zionsville... :innocent: She's saying: "Andy, I told the neighbors to not leave their fucking trash cans out all week..." :lol:)

Horse's Ass
 

The "horse costume" seems to be working... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

("Dr. Andy" almost got slapped in the last pic. :blush:)

Strapped Down?
 

Next week billionaire Jeff Bezos will fly into space on Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket. The price of a "ticket" was $28 million USD. "Dr. Andy" doesn't have that much extra cash laying around so he had to opt out... :lol:

But there are other requirements. For example you have to be able to remain "strapped down" for an hour and a half. :confused:

The only way I could stay like that for over an hour would be if Kelly Shore was in charge. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: